AUTHOR NOTE : There is no Transexual here. A few days after the moving party. In the morning, I slipped out of bed alone and went to the kitchen. Wearing a pair of briefs and a shirt, I put on slippers and boiled some water.
I sliced some bread I bought yesterday and spread it with butter. I put some lettuce-looking vegetables and ham in between and a simple sandwich was made. I made a salad with the leftover vegetables.
Once the water boiled, I brewed some Dragon Continent specialty light brown Chacha, that looks like oolong tea, and brought it to the bedroom.
Usually Snow and Chrisse would make breakfast but yesterday I gave it my all so I tired out both of them they are now still in dreamland. As a husband, its my duty to show consideration for my wives health and at least make them breakfast.
Speaking of my schedule: since my first night after moving to this house I spent all morning at Meiyas workshop developing armor and accessories. In the afternoon I meet up with Snow and Chrisse to go buy food and window-shop. Then once night falls, I carry them both, head straight for the bed and lets go!
This is how a standard day goes. Regarding contraception, the girls drink a special magic potion. Being able to use that as contraception is just what Id expect from an alternate world.
Every once in a while, I would ask Meiyas approval and secretly receive quests and earn money in the morning with just the two of us for the sake of the bracelets Im going to give to Snow and Chrisse.
I was able to safely have my first time with them both the way we wanted to, but unfortunately cosplay clothes and lotions werent sold in this world, they dont exist.
I want to put sailor uniforms, bloomers and army uniforms on them! I want them to wear camo-patterned bikinis and hold AK-47s! I want to have superior officer and NCO play! China dresses exist so I did try having them put it on, and it was really exciting!
Also, I want all three of us to get in a single bathtub and flirt.
I dont have a bath at home after all. Of course I cant exactly use that wash-basin. I could borrow the bath at Meiyas house, butnah, I cant do that.
Even though shes my disciple, doing lotion play in an acquaintances bath feels too awkward. Theres also the fundamental problem that there are no lotions.
No, wait. Since I could make gunpowder then I should be able to make lotion, shouldnt I!?
A flash of genius! An amazing flash of insight happened upon my grey matter!
I immediately began experiments inside my head.
First I built the mental image of lotion. A large part of it is made up of water, so the magic is handled a lot like water magic. I breathed in, breathed out, and concentrated.
I detached a portion of magic from inside my body, moved it to my hand, and made it manifest.
Ooooh! It turned into lotion!?
It was a transparent, slimy liquid.
I rubbed it onto both my hands. When I separated my hands, the slimy liquid made threads. Perfect! Right now there is a perfectly made lotion in my hands! Magic is amazing! Magic banzai! Khorosho!
This is a revolution! If I can ask Snow or Meiya to make lots of these I can do lotion play that I only saw on DVDs in my previous life! Ooh! Wild ideas just keep coming forth!
As my heart was trembling from the numerous possibilities, I heard footsteps coming down from the second floor. It looks like those two had woken up. I washed my hands.
The water boiled just in time, so I brewed three peoples worth of chacha. We carried breakfast from the bedroom to the living room for a change of place.
I gave Snow and Chrisse, who were still looking sleepy, a morning greeting with a smile fresher than highland grass.
You know. I think we should get started working for real soon.
As the three of us sat on the living room chairs, having my special-made breakfast, Snow put out a proposal. Certainly, no matter how we say we have an excess of funds, well become useless people if we stay like this.
Youre right. We should start working soon just like Snow says. [Thats right. Lets aim for level III again.]
Chrisse agreed, showing a motivated face.
Level III, huh.
I stroked my fingers on my chin in thought. Exterminating monsters around town can get you up to level II, but that wont do for level III.
The basic quests for level III are typically things like going far away to another town to deliver things, exterminating high level monsters, or guarding wagon convoys. Things that demand an adventurers special expertise.
Also, from here on well need to put security deposits. Its a system to prevent taking on quests without actually participating in them. The security deposit is of course paid back after the quest is complete.
But that is exactly why Im hesitant. With quests that Ive never done before, along comes trouble. About 4 years ago, because of my lack of basic adventurer knowledge, I was tricked by fake adventurers and sold off as a slave to the Demon Continent.
Though it was good that I was able to find my wife Chrisse as a result, the trauma etched in my heart doesnt disappear so quickly. Wagon escort missions seem simple at first glance, but I dont know whatd happen if I were suddenly attacked in the middle of the night by a large number of people and fell into panic. Its one thing if its just me, but I have two wives I have to protect, so I cant just recklessly fire my guns at random.
That indecision probably had something to do with the reason why I have been living the lazy life recently.
Then you can just buy a slave and all will be fine! Uwaa!? M, Meiya! Since when?!
Before I knew it, Meiya Dragoon was standing at the living room entrance. As usual, she was in a dragon dress and holding a folding fan.
I knocked the front door but nobody replied so I showed myself in! Showed yourself in. what about the key? I am a genius magic tool developer second to Lute-sama. Opening that kind of lock was no trouble at all. Ahem desu!
Dont ahem desu me! Meiya proudly puffed up her large chest.
And that condition is?
It was [Only sell me to a master I consider acceptable]. With that contract, a friend of mine took Xiah as a slave, but after about 1 year there was no master she would accept and soon there were no longer any buyers. Obviously, my friend was astounded and gave her over to me saying [I cant handle her anymore!] I see so if this Xiah girl would accept me as her [Master], you are willing to sell her to me for half the usual price? Yes, thats how it is.
Certainly, shes a strange one. No, Im not sure I can just call her strange, shes more of an eccentric.
Are there any attributes she wants, or any particular basis for who shes willing to have as her master?
With a troubled look, Enos shook his head.
That is simply, to quote the person herself, Ill only be sold to a master I recognize myself, a single point. Since that contract is there, I cannot sell her on other conditions. So therefore, if its Meiya-samas master, I thought for sure that Xiah would recognize you, so how about it?
I see why hes selling her dirt cheap at half the market price. Well of course shes in a sense a bargain slave, but I dont think shes likely to accept me as her master. Its no use anyhow, so should I refuse, I wonder?
How about you at least meet her for now?
Enos asked, his face looking like hes pleading me. Judging from the way he looked, it seems shes unsellable dead stock that just takes up maintenance costs. Hes clinging on the slight possibility that Meiyas master might be recognized by the eccentric Xiah as her master. If all goes well, if Xiah were really pleased with me, he might be able to sell her off before he expends too much capital.
Honestly, I myself want to see what kind of girl she is. Trying is free after all, I dont think Ill do anything more than see her.
. All right. Lets just try and see her. Dont complain if she wont recognize me as a master, okay? Of course! Please wait a little while.
Enos gleefully stood up from the sofa and left the reception room. After about 10 minutes, he brought along a girl held between two guards.
Thank you for waiting. This is Xiah who we talked about earlier.
I turned my eyes towards her. Her eyes carried a strong will. She was about as tall as Snow, probably a little shorter. She had sharp eyes but if she put her face in order I could call her cute.
On her neck there is a magic prevention collar. Her hands and feet are restrained with sturdy chains, and held from both sides by the guards. All in all theyve prepared measures to be sure. The clothes shes wearing are worn out, top and bottom. Her navel is visible. Her breasts are just a little larger than average. About D-cup I guess? Her black hair is cut to shoulder length. Her pointed ears, characteristic of Elves, peeked out from under her hair. This seems to be Xiah, the eccentric Fairy Race, Dark Elf Clan girl.
This person is the one who is willing to buy you. Go on, say hi.
Um, I havent decided on buying her, though.
With her sharp gaze, Xiah stared at us as if she was evaluating us. Were getting our roles reversed here.
. My names Xiah, pleased to meet you.
After she was finished with her evaluation, she curtly greeted us.
A Dark Elf and a [bokukko]!? Thats some character.
Good grief, dont you know any manners? Ive worked for a man of high social standing you know? Its not quite that I dont know any. I just dont bother. Really, you
Enos tiredly sighed. He introduced her to us again.
This is the Lute-sama who will buy you. The teacher of that Magic Stone Princess Meiya-sama. Hows that? Hes a fitting person to be your master, isnt he? (Told you I havent decided that I would buy her yet)
Xiah shrinks her pupils at that introduction with great interest.
Really, so you are Lute huh.
Her reaction is almost like someone I know. But I have no recollection of meeting her before?
Erm Have we met somewhere before ? I wonder
Xiah began to giggle. As I desperately tried to remember her, she dropped a bomb that blew my mind.
Tanakakouji Dont you remember hearing that ?
Tanakakouji Tanaka Kouji!?
Suicide, letting one die, bully, delinquent, stabbed to death, hanging by the neck the trauma in the distant past became a black tsunami and painted out my soul.
UwaAaAaaaaaaaaAAAaaaaAaaaaa!!!
My scream reverberates in the reception room. I lost my consciousness afterwards.
That was once the name of a friend who was in part the reason I abandoned everything in the previous world, became a hikkikomori, and died.
TS
p/s: its not transexual.
TN: no, hes saying Kouji didnt get reincarnated as the elf, i.e. he didnt get trans-sexed
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