An impromptu song that Reeve invented when putting Pi-tan to bed.
The melody is to Schubert’s Lullaby.¹
I really hate myself
Watashi wa Jibun ga Tottemo Kiraida
Because everyone hates me
Nazenara Minna waTashi o kiRaukara
I am probably bad
Watashi wa warui ko tabun wa rui koda
I do not have anywhere I belong
Watashi wa Dokoni mo Iba shoganainda
I am over there and over here, but I am a monster
Then one day a gold girl came
Aru toki Kiniro Musume ga Kitanda
She showed me a dagger
Watashi ni Daga– o SashidashiTandayo
I snatched it away and ate
Watashi wa Daga– o Ubatte Tabetano
The girl looked at me and smiled
Musume wa Watashi o Mitsumete Hohoemu
Then the girl suddenly hit me
Musume wa Watashi o Ikinari Nagutta
It didn’t hurt much at all
Itaku wa Nainda Itami wa Nainda
However it was the first time I was hit
Dakedo waTashi wa haJimete naGurareta
But it was the first time someone met my gaze
Mesen o AwaseraReta no mo Hajimete
I became deeply afraid of the girl
Watashi wa Musume ga OsoroshiKu natta
The girl did nothing but hit me
Musume wa Hitasura Watashi o Naguruno
My eyes saw nothing but her hitting me
Watashi no Me o mite Hitasura Naguruno
Then the girl took me in her arms
Soshitara Musume ga Watashi o Daitano
I am thrilled to be in her heart
Sokode wa Tokutoku Shinzou Natteru
The girl gives me love
Musume wa Watashi o Aishite Kuretano
I felt love for the first time
Watashi wa Hajimete Aishite Moraeta
The place I belong is a big basket
Watashi no Ibasho wa ōkina Kagonano
I like lying here
Koko de waTashi wa suKina you Ni neruno
Sometimes someone cradles me
Yoru wa daReka ga waTashi o daKko suru
And then I enjoy a bath
Soshite waTashi wa oFuro o taNoshimuno
I am very happy now
Watashi wa Tottemo ShiawaseNandayo
Gold, Blue, Red, Black,
Kiniro Aoiro Akairo Kuroiro
White, everyone pets me gently
Shiroiro Minna ga Watashi o Naderuno
I am happy. I am happy.
Watashi wa Shiawase Watashi wa Shiawase
1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd_6fNLpPQ8
2. Just in case, I wanted to make sure everyone knew that arms here meant weapons. Pi-tan was not eating anyone’s actual arms.