Chapter 90 The Perfect Pair

The haremites cleared out of the store on Leon's gentle ask, and his partners filed in, glancing at Minx with growling expressions. She ignored them, continuing in to look around.

In a preemptive strike, Leon gave a general order to prevent more damage to his mental health.

"Colorful and patterned with solid colors. Stripes, polka dots, or pure solid colors. Things with bows are a plus. Full-backed or cheekies, no thongs." Leon sighed.

--30 Minutes Later--

Ding!

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God's Announcement! God Candidate Leon Traxler (@LeonTraxxx) has released a new video: New Panties [Craze]: Yandere lovers destroy a lingerie store, fighting over cute panties.

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Leon rubbed his temples with a wry smile. The store was indeed destroyed beyond repair, with a thousand pairs of bras and panties lying on the ground, topped with piles of shredded cloth.

Everything in sight was a casualty of the legendary war that raged just moments before.

"Well, do you like them?" Minx asked nervously, seeking explicit approval.

He looked at her body in appraisal. She was in her underwear only, wearing a sexy set of dark purple lace lingerie. It highlighted her curves and maturity well, adding to her mysteriousness.

"Six out of five, stellar taste." Leon said with his hand on his chin.

"Those... numbers don't add up." Minx said nervously.

"It means 120% approval. You look sexy, and I appreciate you choosing panties based upon your own desires." He sighed before looking at his other partners.

They were standing completely nude with the downcast faces of punished puppies.

"Can't you wear... something?" Leon sighed.

Caitlyn tugged on the pair of pink striped panties in Lindy's hand. Lindy tugged on the same pair in Caitlyn's hand, neither willing to accept they weren't the owner.

It was a truly pathetic sight.

Leon sighed again. "Reina, why aren't you wearing underwear? You're not fighting anymore."

She turned away with a blushing expression, covering her perky b-cup breasts meekly.

"I... I just don't know the socially acceptable thing to do." Reina replied sheepishly.

He closed his eyes, as he didn't know either. Punishing anyone without enforcing punishment on others was a low blow to those trying to be reasonable.

"Tricksie. Are you making excuses to show me your naked body?" Leon sighed.

"Do you like what you see?" The bunny woman asked with perked-up ears.

"Of course I do." He laugh-scoffed, "That's not the issue here."

Her ears drooped after his words.

"Just when I think that the gods are on my side...." Leon muttered bitterly, looking to the sky with depleted eyes.

--25 Minutes Before--

The women ran through the store, snatching up everything that looked remotely cute, regardless of their size. Everyone moved at inhuman speed, so the competitive spirits flared.

,m Caitlyn stacked up fifty pairs until Tricksie hit her with a sneak attack, snagging five pairs off the top. The blonde immediately gave chase but got blindsided by Lindy, who adapted to the strategy.

Ding!

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Beef My Wasteland: Slumber Party Edition! Special Event: Pick the Perfect Pair of Panties to Please the Particular Paranoid Prude

Details: Famous Influencer Leon Traxler has an unknown taste in cute underwear. Find the perfect set he loves and win rewards.

Rules: Must model underwear to gain his opinion and win.

Rewards:

1. Find the winning pair.

Reward: An epic-grade pair of matching underwear custom-made by chosen god.

2. Find the quirk. Unveil a strange quirk Leon loves, even if it isn't the winning pair.

Reward: A unique-grade pair of matching underwear custom made by chosen god.

3. Most entertaining participant.

Reward: A unique-grade pair of matching underwear by a chosen god.

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The second the notification flashed on the screen, all hell broke loose.

Tricksie unsashed her dress instantly, letting it drop to the floor, exposing her light blue bra. Caitlyn ripped hers off immediately after, and Lindy shrewdly took the opportunity to steal a dozen panties from her.

Once Caitlyn understood she was hoodwinked, she chased around Lindy, who was stripping while running around.

Reina walked around with a quirky dance, picking up cute dropped panties and showing them to Leon, hoping to get his reaction. He only smiled at her and then turned to the rest bitterly.

Minx scoffed in annoyance and walked to the lingerie section to pick out a pair of panties she liked, which Leon appreciated.

However, less than five seconds in, a rack hit her in the back as Tricksie slipped, desperately trying to [hop] into panties as Caitlyn tried to catch her.

Leon sat down and closed his eyes in exasperation. He loved his women; therefore, he found it shockingly difficult to admonish them for their behavior.

However! Things were getting ridiculous.

"Leon!"

"Babe!"

"Stud!"

"Leon!"

"Mr. Merciless!"

"Leon!"

"Sexy!"

The woman jumped around aimlessly until Tricksie flopped over with a simple pair of white panties with half a centimeter of lace on the top. His eyes widened a moment involuntarily.

Ding!

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God Candidate Tricksie Swarmtail is in the lead with a pair of....

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All hell broke loose again as the women scrambled for similar pairs of panties. Caitlyn and Lindy ripped a pair in half.

Reina walked around, ignoring the notification with an aloof expression. Her strategy was to maintain her cute factor to keep the light smiles coming from Leon.

Leon's heart thumped when she picked up a pair of green and white striped panties. She stripped and put them on and checked for his reaction.

Thu-dump!

Ding!

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God Candidate Reina Mirthwell has found the quirk! ...

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Caitlyn, Lindy, and Tricksie snapped their attention to Reina's body. The second their eyes landed on the panties, the three ripped through the store in a flurry, seeking striped panties.

Lindy found some, but Tricksie stole them. Lindy grabbed them in the chaos and ripped them in half as the bunny woman ran. Everyone stared at the pair of panties in disbelief.

They immediately set out again, and the same thing happened twice until the three went multiple directions searching. When Caitlyn found a blue striped bra, she put it on and tried finding the matching pair.

However, when she found the pair, Lindy decided to play for a Pyrrhic victory and grabbed the back strap ripping it off her body.

Tricksie found a pair of yellow striped panties, and Caitlyn and Lindy immediately chased after her, trying to rip them off her body.

The entire fiasco continued for ten more minutes until Leon stood up.

"Enough." He signed, looking at the destroyed store and ten destroyed pairs of extremely cute striped panties. It was getting hard on his soul to watch such a massacre.

--Back to Present Time--

"I'm choosing Minx's panties." Leon announced, "Simply because she wore panties instead of ripping cute ones to shreds."

Ding!

A notification flashed before his eyes, and he laughed in disbelief. He turned to Minx with a slight smile.

"I seems you won pink striped regardless. Will you wear them?" Leon asked curiously.

Minx gave everyone a wry smile. She won the favored set of underwear despite choosing a lingerie set and winning by default. Now she had to accept them.

The cat woman didn't need to wear them, as they were simply gifts. She could sell them, barter, or just keep them to snub the other women, however--

"I accept." Minx said, averting her gaze.

"How repressed are you?" Leon laughed in disbelief.

"What, you don't want me to wear them?" She asked sharply, summoning the underwear from her item storage.

"Of course I want you to wear them." He smiled slightly, "I'm just enjoying you being yourself for a day. I feel like that gamble has paid off for your happiness."

Minx hugged the striped underwear against her chest and turned away as if protecting them.

"Even though you don't use your privileges, I don't enjoy being your pet." She snapped, "Even if the ear petting is amazing and the day's slightly... fun."

"Whatever you say." Leon chuckled while turning to his four partners, ignoring her.

"Everyone, you have panties you've won from random god gifting." He said, "I'm certain they're all tailored to me in some way. So pick your favorite, and I'll love them."

The four women's eyes sparkled, happy he wasn't grilling them. They immediately looked and their item storage and returned with bright expressions.

Each pulled out a pair of striped panties that matched their clothing's colors, except Caitlyn, who pulled out a black striped pair she got as a snub to Minx, shyly changing into the pink striped panties in the corner.

Once everyone was dressed up, they modeled for him, and he gave them all lukewarm smiles. "You're all stunning. Please get dressed now, we promised...."

Leon chuckled bitterly. He told the haremites that they'd be able to shop once they were done, but the area was a nuked warzone born from the depths of a Russian winter.

"Well... it was a special event and it's a good opportunity to remind people that there are countless of untapped stores in Harem city." He rationalized.

After everyone was dressed, Leon turned around and walked out of the front doors shamelessly, meeting a crowd of over a hundred haremites.

Contrary to expectations, they burst into excited chatter. Everyone had watched the special event and saw heavily edited footage that looked like a gag reel and came out to congratulate the women as if they were stars.

Countless haremites approached Reina, complimenting her quirky cuteness.

However, the center of attention was Minx, who captured everyone's heart with her tsundere approach to cute things. They complimented her relentlessly for being so [confident] for her love of cute things and changing in front of Leon. It left her mortified, and she looked at Leon to save her.

"Okay, everyone. It's time to get to work. We have a slumber party tonight, and everyone can show off their new outfits." Leon announced with a confident voice, throwing her a lifeline.

"So work hard so you can take a shower, use god beauty care products, and eat sushi and snacks until you pop!"

Excited whispers ripped through the crowd, and the entire area burst into cheers.

Leon gave everyone a charming smile with eyes that said [please put me out of my misery].