Chapter 161: The Flasher Strikes Again!

Small Pecker led me into the underwater city, and it was kind of cool looking. I say, kind of only because they were tall underwater skyscraper tall dirt mound looking things with purple lights. After about fifteen minutes of this, I was bored, and I told my guide to pick up the pace.

Soon I reached the ground level, and there was a massive mound about fifteen meters tall in the center and surrounded but the tall mounds. Now that I was down on the ground, I could no longer see any of the tower's tops, just a sea of purple lights. I turned to focus on what was going on in front of me.

I had been brought to what looked like the front entrance, but it was far from impressive. Nothing more than a hole in the side of the dirt mound, but it did have two angry guards wearing armor, and hey, look, I couldn't see their junk. This group I had stumbled into was just a bunch of cretins, to think walking around naked in...nevermind, no need to bash them for that. 

Memories of the countless times I had already flashed even Alta streamed in, making me smile in my suite as Small Pecker argued with Big Pecker. I couldn't see Big Pecker's junk, but the fish-man had big hands and a surprisingly small head compared to the Small Pecker. He looked more like a shark-man than a science experiment gone wrong dipped in acid. Just then, Small pecker turned on my angrily, pulling out his guns.

"Tanaak says you don't have an appointment, so you lie..."

//SYSTEM OVERRIDE ACTIVATE, POWERX7, SPEEDX13

//SHIFTING ASSASIN ACTIVATED

I fucking told them! Six of the fourteen naked Wraiths that had drawn on me now clouded the waster with blue ink-like blood. I had split them from head to...there...oversized belly buttons. Now I stood in front of the guard about a meter away from him, with my weapon put away.

"So, this is how this will go. I will tell you my name and rank, and then you will take me to see your Queen. OR, I will use the map in my suite to figure it out, ALONE. I hope you understand what I mean. My name is Dave Star-Strider, Commander of The Universal Watch, and you seem to be disturbing the peace, so, lead on."

I was a Commander now? Look at me go!

Tanaak was a lot smarter than the two pieces of Small Pecker and led me inside without hesitation. It seemed he knew the royal family well, and he would take me to meet with His majesty, the Queen, but I would have to meet with the council at the same time. The same ones that were listing the Unlife's help; I wonder If they knew about what I had just done in space? That will be funny, hehe.

"Sure, boss. Lead the way and send someone ahead, so I don't have to wait, I have more members joining me soon, and I don't want to keep them waiting; this is only a small part of what I am doing here."

Tanaak sent someone ahead and then turned to stop me. We were alone now, and the giant shark looked troubled, so I waited patiently until he decided to speak. After a moment, the Shark-man guard let out a bubbly sigh.

"I am happy you have come; things are...strained. The old kings recently passed, but he only had one child, Fiori, so she naturally assumes the thrown, but the council have taken over and guide all her choice. They also, as I'm sure you know, have been dealing with the Wrexallian's on the planet. They have even infected some of our armies."

"Yeah, I know. So why are the council running the show right now? Fiori is the Queen, right?"

"Yes, but she is young, and she has a princess complex, so the council feeds into her whims to control her. Fiori is also one of the first Wraith to ever be able to breathe pure oxygen out of what like the Xenophin."

Oh? So she wasn't all scary shark woman, but a princess complex?

//Himedere: Tsundere with a desire to be pampered and treated like a royal princess whether she is one or not -Tequila.

Great, she already a Dere stat ready, oh boy. Well, if she could breathe air, that would make it a lot easier to do what I need to do. I could work with the Tsundere, I was starting to get good at dealing with them, but The Hime would have to go. Maybe I could figure out something to help with that, hehe.

"I'll figure it out; let's go."

Tanaak led me up a tunnel that I had to swim up, and soon I was led into a circular chamber that had a throne on it at the back, but it was in an area that had no water, like an air pocket holing it all back. Around the room in the water sat a bunch of old-looking hammerheads and some great white looking ones like Tanaak and even an old puckered up sand shark. The group didn't look happy to see me, but that would be expected; they knew I was here to talk to them, and they knew why.

I stepped into the waterless section, thanking Tanaak for guiding me before I did and he to a spot at the door. As I stepped into the arid area, I finally noticed the woman sitting on the throne. The through was huge, and this blue-skinned beauty was petite and cute looking with her bright green hair. I decided it would be best to introduce myself in the flesh rather than having a conversation from my suite.

I asked Diamond to let me out, and the plates started to slide back, and I could feel the warm air hit my bare skin across the entire front of my body. I looked at Fiori, who was now smiling with a mouth full of sharp teeth, and it was at that moment I realized what had just happened. 

Dave, The Flasher strikes again!