Terror Thirty-Seven - Robbers

Terror Thirty-Seven - Robbers

Terror Thirty-Seven - Robbers

Catching up to the guy with the wheelbarrow covered in white robes isnt too hard. Hes got a heavy load to carry, and he doesnt look like hes in a hurry. The problem is getting him to let us take some of the robes he has.

I could bribe him, I say. Im winded from all the jogging, but not so badly I cant plot and scheme.

Might not work, Felix says. Actually, yeah, it probably would, but then he might tell people right after so he makes even more money from it.

And I dont exactly have a lot of coins left, I mutter. Okay, we need to distract him so that we can take those robes.

All of them? Felix asks.

I hum. Well, at least three. But I dont know which ones will fit. So we should probably grab a bunch. The wheelbarrow is overflowing with robes. There are four poles on each side of it keeping things from spilling over, and despite that, a few robe arms are still dangling off the sides. I guess the guy doesnt really care.

How do we distract him? Felix asks. I can see her tilting her head, the way she does when shes looking with her wind. I guess shes not used to her eyes yet.

I dont know, I admit. I glance around too. The road is lined with workshops and little smithies and warehouses. This isnt the residential part of Montele. There are plenty of weird smells in the air. Coal fire, the weird smells from dye-makers and the constant sulphur-y stink that I think all the cities around here have.

Hes turning, Felix says.

The man is paused by the entrance of a wider alleyway, wrestling with a bump in the cobbled sidewalks thats jamming the wooden wheel at the front of his wheelbarrow. He grunts, then pushes into the alley. That might work!

Come on! I say before I dart after him. I reach into my cloak at the same time and pull out one of my more fearsome-looking butterbutts.

The alley is dark, the walls around it leaving it in a permanent shadow, and theres detritus collecting on the sides, but its otherwise pretty clean. The clothing guy is nearing the middle of the passageway, and hes all alone.

Go, I whisper to my butterbutt.

It bobs in my hand, then darts ahead with a low hum before I tug Felix along with me and wait out of sight.

What was that? Felix asks.

I grin. I told it to poke his butt, I say.

A moment later theres a howl from within the alley, then a loud smack. My butterbutt! Did he squish it?Read latest chapters at nov(e)lbin.com Only

A second howl reassures me that the little monster is just fine. M-monster! Theres a monster violating me! the man screams. Felix and I watch as he runs out of the alley, face stained with tears and hands clamped over his butt.

We look at each other, and both start to giggle at the same time.

Felix and I move in, and I immediately dump all of the robes onto the floor. Why all the sneakiness? I ask.

Esme stares at the robes for a moment before she pulls the door shut. I dont want to get caught, she says. Theres a strange glint in her eyes, fear mixed with excitement, mixed with a whole heap of anxiety. I did something terrible.

What did you do? I ask.

I... I stole. She gulps. I stole some books. But... but its to get other books. And I can put them back. No one will notice, right?

Uh, I say. I glance at Felix, but shes no help. Im sure no one will notice, I lie. What kind of books?

Esmes fear is instantly replaced by excitement. I got a few. See, the academy needed to file the plans for its construction with the city. Theres inspections and taxes and all that kind of stuff.

I nod. Boring stuff. We dont have taxes at home, because Mom said so. Alright.

And when the city tosses its old records out, the Great Library always takes them. She darts over to her bed, reaches under, and pulls out a pack. From within she reveals a pair of dusty old books and a scroll she quickly unrolls atop her bed. The parchment is old, or at least not very well maintained. Theres too much dryness on the edges and some of the inks are fading.

Is that the academy? I ask as I look over it. The map is a little hard to read. Lots of lines without much context to them.

It is, Esme says. About seventy years ago, but I hardly imagine theyve moved too many buildings around.

Nice, I say. This is going to help a ton. Do you have anything else?

Yup, Esme says. She grins, big and proud. These books are manuals and semi-religious texts from the church of Hroe. They use them to train new priests and trainers and stuff like that. Theyre a very militaristic religion, you know, so they have a lot of rules.

Makes sense, I say. I think Semper has a bunch of rules too, right?

Esme huffs. Not that many. Theyre mostly rules on how to write, when to take breaks from writing, and things like grammar and book-sorting.

Right, I agree. Im not about to tell her how silly I find some of those things.

How do those help us? Felix asks. Its not a terrible question.

Esme picks up the book and hugs it close, cheeks puffed and hair quite sparky. Because, Miss Felix, these will tell us exactly where the priests at the academy are hiding all of the books.

Oh, I say.

This is great!

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