“……”

Cherry blossoms and peonies hold their forehead.

They haven't seen such a man who doesn't understand the amorous feelings.

Is baokemeng more fun than them?

Thinking about

Cherry blossom and peony look suddenly changed.

Wide eyes.

"Wait!"

"What did you say your name was?"

Here it is!

Lin Bei grinned in his heart.

Rao is the system guy, thousands of calculations.

I never thought of it!

Baoke dreams of the world.

There was a man behind the scenes who secretly calculated on him.

The name of Linbei.

It has long been the pronoun of "abnormal".

Now

As long as he says his name.

The plan of the system is all in vain.

"That's right."

Lin Bei smiles: "I am Lin Bei."

“……”

Long silence.

Suddenly

Cherry blossom and peony face.

A look of extreme disgust.

"Scum!" "Scum!"

Linbei nodded with a smile.

I didn't expect

The man behind the scenes also helped him a little.

But

"Impossible."

One side of the calamus suddenly widened his eyes: "master, how can you be such a person?"

"Master?"

Lin Bei slightly a Leng, immediately returned to God.

For a long time.

Acorus calamus is the two Buddhist verses of both emptiness and emptiness.

As he said it!

Don't want to think about it, Linbei resolutely denied: "in fact, these two words are not what I said at all."

“……”

Acorus froze.

Lin Bei smiles and raises baokemeng.

"How about it?"

"Now can we have the baokemeng game?"

Cherry blossom and peony one face disgust, wave Fist: "we must teach you this scum severely."

Linbei nodded with a smile.

This is what we want!

If only you could do this earlier?

Linbei takes out the kabi.

Preparing for a quick decision

Two lines of clear tears from the corner of Acorus calamus eyes, slowly sliding down.

Calamus, cry!

"You wretched scum."

Cherry blossom and peony roared with one voice: "you should have made Er Mei, Er Jie cry."

“……”

Linbei is also a bit dazed.

He didn't think of it.

He's not a master.

The damage to Acorus calamus is so great.

"What do you know?"

Cherry blossoms and peonies are crying.

Others don't know.

Do they know?

Ever since the calamus came back from yuejianshan, he has been out of his mind every day!

The mouth is still talking about what color empty.

"It's all caused by you scum

The cherry blossom roared.

It's about to throw the baby ball.

She doesn't care about the rules.

She needs to be good.

Teach Linbei a lesson!

But just then

"No

Acorus calamus unexpectedly, with their own body to block the north of the forest.

She turned her head and cried out with tears:

"sister cherry blossom, don't do it to the master!"

……

As soon as this is said.

Don't talk about cherry blossoms and peonies.

Even Linbei was stunned.

He has explained it so clearly.

Why is Acorus still called master?

"Master, don't pretend."

The calamus cried louder and raised his head to the sky and cried, "I am not a fool!"

“……”

No, you are!

"Not yet?"

Acorus wiped tears, a face stubborn: "good, I will ask you one thing, as long as you answer."

"I believe you."

Lin Bei certainly agreed.

As I've said, he never does things in a hidden way.

There's nothing wrong with that!

"Good."

Acorus looked serious:

"since it is said that you are a man and a woman, you are extremely abnormal, and you have raped hundreds of young men and girls.

“……”Lin Bei is speechless.

Rao is that he is mentally prepared.

But I didn't expect

The content of this rumor is so exaggerated.

But

Now it works.

Linbei would like to have a look, in this case.

How can Acorus overturn his case!

Lin Bei thought.

Acorus will produce a lot of evidence to prove.

He's not that kind of person!

I didn't expect

Calamus has only done one thing.

Gently, she lifted up her long skirt.

Ask.

"Why didn't you attack me in the moon?"

“……”

The reason is simple.

The rumor is not that.

Lin Bei, with his black face and fangs, not only raped silver boys and girls, but also ate human flesh raw?

Then why.

No, she's starting with a calamus?

Do you mean

"Am I not beautiful?"

The Acorus gramineus was staring at Linbei's eyes.

This question.

In fact, she has been thinking for several days.

The answer is yes.

She is, of course, a rare beauty!

In this case

At the beginning.

Why does Linbei turn a blind eye to her!?

I thought about it for days.

Acorus calamus found.

The answer.

In Lin Bei's last two words.

"Color is emptiness, emptiness is color!"

Acorus looked with emotion:

"this sentence says that all reality is illusory. All vanity is reality. "

That's right!

Only.

A master who understands these things.

To turn a blind eye to a beauty like her!

Because

Color is emptiness.

No matter how beautiful she is, she is just a pink and pink skeleton.

It's just skin!

“……”

Don't say peony and cherry blossom.

Lin Bei was stupid.

Because

He said it purely for the occasion.

I didn't think so much!

However

The problem of calamus is not over.

"But it really puzzles me."

Acorus fretted his head:

"it's actually the last word you said."

“……”

Linbei:

"abbess, will you spare me

"Yes

Acorus nodded excitedly on his face:

"the last sentence you said, master, is really too profound. How can I not understand it?"

"Hoo..."

Lin Bei took a long breath and couldn't help walking to the front of calamus and knocked her head.

He really wanted to see it.

Is it all water?

"What a fool you are

…………

There was silence for a moment.

Acorus suddenly eyes a bright: "I understand."

“……”

Linbei is stupid.

What do you understand?

"I understand that you said I was stupid. You told me not to be eager for quick success and instant benefits, but to practice down-to-earth."

Said the Acorus.

While showing a happy smile like a child.

“……”

Linbei tried to resist the desire to start.

Otherwise

God knows how this silly girl will understand?

All in all.

Explain this as soon as possible!

Then have a good fight and get out of here.

"First of all, let me tell you that the nun is..."

Linbei explained to Acorus calamus from the beginning.

And.

Clearly.

She couldn't understand.

Because.

This sentence is not a Buddhist verse at all.

It's just a yellow joke!

"Ha ha!"

Calamus grinned, showing a pair of you don't want to let me smile: "less deception, I don't believe."

“……”

Suppress the impulse to hit people.

"Good."

Lin Bei asked in reply:

"so, what do I have to cheat you about

The reason is simple.

No good. Why would he cheat?“……”

Calamus, suddenly shed tears

"I know."

Acorus with a cry:

"you want to carry all this on your own, so that others can be saved."

“……”

Lin Bei looks at a loss.

He didn't even know.

He is so great!

And

When is he going to carry everything on his own?

He made up his mind long ago.

If you find the guy who's spreading rumors.

Make sure he's skinned and cramped!

But

Acorus seems to be so determined in the heart.

With a cry.

"I'm sorry, I can't make myself clear. I don't know what to say about such a thing! "

“……”

Lin Bei can't help but pick up his eyebrows and think about the cableway:

"if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?"

Say it out.

Lin Bei knew that things were going to go wrong!

Sure enough

"I don't go to hell. Who goes to hell?"

Acorus has burst into tears.

Even cherry blossom and peony two sisters, can not help but tears whirling, with a cry cavity cry.

"Master Lin, you are so great!"