Chapter 944

Stand in front of the top of the mountain.

Lin Bei's legs are slightly heavy.

The body is like a strong bow and the fist is like a trapped dragon!

A terrible gas engine, like a repressed crater, constantly emerges.

"Gudong."

My wife Shanyi couldn't help swallowing her saliva and looked nervous: "brother Lin, what are you doing?"

"I've admitted my mistake. There's no need to be so serious?"

"Calm down!"

"Yes, brother!"

Dashan, crying, "you must calm down!"

However

A loud bang!

Lin Bei suddenly kicked his foot, smashed the rocks ten meters around his body, and the whole man rose into the sky.

Then

It's like a meteor falling.

In a trance.

The crowd seemed.

I saw a giant dragon falling from the sky.

"Jiaoya dragon kill fist!"

In the roar of the dragon.

The ruined temple, vegetation and rocks were all broken.

Under the gaze of everyone.

Turn into powder!

“……”

Look in front of you.

There are more than 1000 square meters of flat land.

All the people present were blankly open.

I can't say a word!

Dashan cried out happily, "fortunately, he just cut me a flat head."

"Thank you, Lin Bei!"

…………

Aside from the mountains with changed hairstyles.

My wife Shanyi and Hu Shiqing are brothers. It is difficult to express their feelings in words.

They didn't expect

I've been with Lin Bei for so long.

Unexpectedly, I still don't know Lin Bei enough!

Even

When I saw kifu taro in Huajie.

A little scared!

Afraid that Lin Bei is not the opponent of Jifu taro.

But obviously

Another 100 kifu taro.

It's not enough for Lin Bei to pinch with one finger!

"For this."

Koutaro said:

I have no opinion.

Even increase the number to 200.

Shanyi, too conservative!

But speaking of conservatism

Kifu taro should also criticize himself:

Even once worried.

Lin Bei will be chased and killed by the ghost king and ghost dance!

Who's after who?

Ghost king?

Fart king!

In front of Lin Bei.

What ghost dance is not miserable, it's a fart!

"Huh?"

From here?

The ghost dance of more than 300 kilometers has no tragedy, with a question mark on his face: "is this guy Jifu taro BT?"

"What I think all day is fart?"

Fool, he thinks of you all day!

……

The ghost dance of the unity of ghost and fart is not miserable.

Even the "wood" feeling of shannaihu.

All blankly opened their mouths.

My wife Shanyi looked puzzled: "elder martial sister, why are you surprised that you have no feelings?"

“？”

Xiangnaihu stared and slowly turned his head: "excuse me, are you stupid B?"

"Just because I don't have human feelings doesn't mean I don't have a brain."

Besides!

Don't say it's human

Even squirrels, see this.

Scare the pine nuts out of your mouth, too, okay?

In a word

"Brother Lin, are you human?"

Hu Shiqing swallowed his saliva: "even mountains can be broken. You must have been a nuclear bomb in your last life?"

"Ha ha!"

Take back your fist.

Lin Bei's mouth was slightly pricked and disdained to smile:

"What is this?"

"... it's nothing?"

Everyone present.

They all questioned one after another.

Because

If it's nothing.

They don't know what it is.

It's nothing!

"Don't believe it?"

Lin Bei shook his head with a smile and stretched out his hand to point to the sky: "well, I'll show you my specialty one day."

"Good at it?"

They followed Lin Bei's fingers and looked up all the way.

oh

It was the moon that had just risen!

“……”

There was a silence.

My wife Shanyi clenched her teeth as if she had been constipated for three days and nights: "although I don't want to ask."

"But this time..."

"I have to ask!"

"That's right!"

Hu Shiqing, like constipation for three days and three nights, shouted nervously with my wife Shanyi:

"Brother Lin!"

"You must be joking?"

Finish.

He looked nervous and widened his eyes.

And under the nervous gaze of everyone

Lin Bei smiled kindly: "no, yes, oh!"

Moon: "I testify!"

“……”

How long was the scene silent.

No one remembers.

A minute, an hour, or a year?

Anyway

In this uncertain time.

Their brains, consciousness, are all blank.

For a long time

My wife Shanyi's brain suddenly flashed.

No!

Brother Lin just said:

This is his specialty!

Good at: it means doing it often.

But the problem is

There is only one moon!

Logically, it doesn't make sense!

So

Brother Lin, he lied!?

And in this way, isn't he just kidding?

At the thought of this

My wife Shanyi was so excited that she was sweating.

He, just my wife Shanyi, grabbed Lin Bei's handle. What a miracle?

So

My wife Shanyi decided to make the miracle public.

Let everyone admire his greatness.

"Brother Lin, you lie!"

My wife Shanyi smiled happily.

However

"You say this?"

Lin Bei smiled: "I'm from other worlds. I'm a jumper!"

“……”

There was a long silence again.

My wife Shanyi scratched her head: "brother Lin, did you say it too casually and suddenly?"

Lin Bei:

"I've always been so casual."

Think back to the JOJO world.

He also said his identity so casually that hot girl Terri Hugh regarded him as Altman.

I saw people's puzzled eyes.

"Sorry."

"Forget you don't know Altman!"

Lin Bei smiled:

"Altman is a special creature with a height of hundreds of meters, martial arts and waves. Its scientific name is the giant of light!"

“……”

Everyone present was speechless.

Because

The way Lin Bei talks.

It seems that there is such a thing.

Otherwise

No one can in an instant.

What giant of light?

But

Hot news, one after another.

Their heads are dizzy!

Xiangnaihu raised his hand: "I think it would be better for us to start with a simple problem."

The voice didn't fall

Lin Weiwei raised her hand nervously: "brother, I want to ask, why do you want to explode the moon?"

"Is it bad?"

"Hiss!"

As soon as this problem arises.

Everyone present.

I couldn't help taking a breath.

The angle of this problem is too strange, isn't it?

Most people shouldn't ask.

Why can you "explode" the moon?

But

Think about it.

Why did you explode the moon.

This problem is also very concerned.

Yes!

The moon did something wrong.

Why blow it up?

"Well..."

Lin Bei ponders his memories.

Then

A conclusion is drawn.

"In fact... Almost every time, I go to explode the moon in that situation!"

That is to say

"Idle!"