Chapter 970

Routine is routine.

Being a dog for Lin Bei!

Licking dog Xiaotong has already figured it out!

Just six words:

Believe in Linbei and live forever!

But

When a dog is a dog.

Some things, it still can't say in advance.

For example

Those who died in the world of cats and mice.

Before triggering a condition.

He can't even take the initiative to tell Lin Bei.

Because

"It will hurt you."

As for why.

Licking the dog Xiaotong didn't explain too much.

Lin Bei did not continue to press questions.

After all

This wave routine.

He has gained a lot.

Not only got the loyalty of licking dog Xiaotong.

It also proves once again that:

Except him.

In this world of the heavens.

There are other system owners!

So

Lin Bei doesn't intend to continue pressing questions.

This is the same truth as falling in love.

As the first scum man in the world.

Lin Bei uses simple language and wonderful metaphor to give you a vivid explanation.

Love.

Compare it to a game.

In the game settings.

Every time you go to drink milk tea, eat and watch movies with your sister paper, it is commonly known as after dating.

Can get a little favor!

The game is set as follows:

Ten favors: you can confirm the relationship and carry out intimate actions such as kissing and touching.

Thirty points of favor:

Can be a step closer!

Make the distance between you and your sister paper negative.

And if

You want to like this stage at ten o'clock.

I can't wait to become negative.

result.

May be slapped!

So

Take it, brother.

Just like falling in love, don't rush!

What's more

In addition to accepting the dog licking Xiaotong.

There is also an unexpected joy!

That is

Chicken Dabao!

Lin Bei's eyes are slightly restrained:

Now that licking dog Xiaotong has proved it.

It's not behind the scenes.

That is to say

Chicken Dabao and brother Gao.

It's not a system setting.

But just simple, because of bad character.

Will take advantage of his Linbei!

And as we all know

Lin Bei hates white whoring most!

So

“(365 × two × 70)–(365 × 3) , plus interest... "

Lin Bei presses the calculator.

He couldn't help smiling with satisfaction.

"Hiss!"

An inexplicable cold wind rose from the backbone and made the chicken shiver.

And

It suddenly found out.

Lin Bei is giggling today.

Why are you so seeping?

And

"What are you doing?"

Chicken Dabao looked puzzled: can you still use a calculator for the business of three yuan and two kilograms of pork?

"Wrong!"

Lin Bei smiled: "I just calculated that you owe me pork money in the past two years."

three hundred and sixty-five × 2。

It's two years, 730 days in total!

Two catties of pork is 70 yuan, that is 730 days × 70 yuan, a total of 51100 yuan!

Then subtract.

Three yuan for chicken insurance these years.

"That's five hundred fifty-four thousand eight!"

“……”

Everyone in the chicken market was stunned.

This

Is it still Xiaobei?

In business, they all started to settle accounts!?

But

What the hell is this account?

As an "iron" Rooster who likes money, the chicken was angry and almost laid eggs on the spot!

It won't say first.

This account, it chicken big guarantee not to recognize.

The key is

Fifty one thousand one.

Minus the money it paid over the years.

How can it become 55408?

51100–(3 × 730) = 50005.

Half a million?

Xiaobei.

Chicken Dabao stared:

Did your math teacher teach you?

"Wrong."

Lin Bei smiled:

"This account is calculated by online loan!"

51100–(3 × 730), which is indeed equal to 50000.

But the problem is

This money is two years overdue.

According to the return of nine out of thirteen.

"Fifty thousand, multiplied by one point three per month, five hundred fifty-four thousand eight, is already the price of friendship!"

“……”

The whole chicken market was silent.

Everyone was stunned by Lin Bei's performance.

This man.

Definitely not Xiaobei!

This is definitely some demon.

Steal away and occupy Xiaobei's body!

And

This demon.

In my last life, I was probably a high interest lender!

"You are definitely not Xiaobei!"

The chicken Dabao was resolute, and the excited chicken feathers fell off.

However

"Chicken Dabao, we have known each other for so many years."

Lin Bei smiled: "well, for the sake of you and me who have known each other for many years, I don't want any change."

"Just give me half a million!"

Half a million?

Every word Lin Bei said seemed to be a devil's whisper in Ji Dabao's ear.

Evil.

It's evil!

And

"Why should I just give it to you?"

Chicken Dabao is not satisfied:

If you want to take the most advantage, it should be brother Gao who sells sour beans next to Linbei.

Lose money.

He should pay first!

"I know that."

Lin Bei smiled: "but the problem is that I have no evidence to prove that he really did so."

"And you, chicken Dabao..."

I just admitted it myself.

Over the past two years, rain or shine, I have spent three yuan to buy two kilograms of pork from him every day.

So

"Pay!"

Lin Bei smiled and stretched out his hand.

However

The chicken Dabao suddenly laughed: "hehe, who heard me? Why don't I remember? "

Say it.

The chicken Dabao laughed proudly.

"Xiao Bei, although you are enlightened today."

"But it's still too young after all!"

You know!

Say something.

It's like water on the ground.

Once the sun passes, you can refuse to admit it!

"Oh?"

Lin Bei smiled and opened the system panel.

"Lick the dog"

"Play me the recording just now!"

…………

Even when driving, you have to install a dash cam.

With an artificial mental retardation.

Anyway

Licking dog Xiaotong is also the host of the previous system.

Function.

Nature is much higher than artificial mental retardation!

Soon

Licking dog Xiaotong projected the just recorded video by projection.

In projection.

Every word and hair said by chicken Dabao can be heard clearly and seen clearly.

“……”

People in the vegetable market:

In just five minutes.

We were shocked three times!

If this goes on, we won't have to sell vegetables.

And

What kind of pork guy.

To record when selling pork?

It's the devil in the pork man!

"How about chicken Dabao?"

Lin Bei smiled: "what else do you have to say?"

"I have nothing to say."

Face hard evidence.

Even the chicken Dabao was speechless.

But

"Ask for money?"

Holding a cigar in his mouth, the chicken Dabao laughed and said, "I'm a chicken Dabao. I've always been a dime in the Jianghu!"

What if there's a mountain of hard evidence?

Even if you can turn a dollar out of me.

You win!

"So you're not going to give money?"

Lin Bei smiled.

Raise the pig knife!