Master, master, a teacher is like a father!
Plum blossom thirteen, how can you do this to me?
Qingfeng stared.
I can't believe
Plum blossom thirteen could have done such a thing.
And
Or for such a ridiculous reason.
"Ridiculous?"
Lin Bei shook his head gently:
Although Qingfeng is the master of plum blossom thirteen, she doesn't know the real plum blossom thirteen.
Plum blossom Thirteen!
He has been tough since childhood.
Practice hard and want to prove yourself.
Even if you are a woman.
Can also become as strong as men!
from small to large.
This is the long cherished wish of plum blossom 13!
So
The word feminism.
It may be funny for Qingfeng.
But for plum blossom thirteen, it is her lifelong pursuit.
So
"You lost!"
Lin Bei smiled faintly.
The dog followed and handed in the contract:
"Sign!"
"Signature?"
The hand holding the pen trembled slightly.
Qingfeng swallowed her saliva:
This sign is 800 years old!
Can he live so long?
And
He still has unfinished tasks.
no way!
Even in default.
He will never sign this contract.
As for the reason
"Sorry!"
Qingfeng put down her pen and looked up with a smile: "I, Qingfeng, will never succumb to the weak."
Implication
Want to take me?
Unless you're better than me!
As for
He just made a bet with Lin Bei.
ha-ha!
Who cares about the weak's bet?
He is not a pedantic fool, Qingfeng!
"Well..."
Lin Bei nodded gently.
Qingfeng will repent, and he had expected it.
After all
A pedantic guy.
Can't sit in the third place in the assassin League.
And
Lin Bei has seen it with his own eyes.
In another shadow Assassin "red teeth".
When dueling with Wu Liuqi in 1v1 of Chicken Island!
Qingfeng.
As a referee.
A sword stabbed the badly wounded red tooth!
And
After the event.
And a light face.
Force five six seven to carry the black pot for him!
What is this concept?
It's like playing football
See.
The red team's main force is going to blow the ball into the blue goal.
As a result
The referee goes up.
One kick broke the red main force's foot.
Afterwards.
And let blue square carry the pot!
Tell me
How shameless is this?
So
Qingfeng will repent.
Lin Bei was completely expected.
"Well..."
The dog is a little confused:
Since you, master, knew that Qingfeng would go back on her word, why did you make this bet?
Isn't this a waste of time?
"Of course you don't understand!"
Lin Bei smiled:
Because people and dogs are different after all!
In short.
The dog is anywhere, anytime.
You can ride another dog at will and have a hearty and inseparable war!
And people
no way!
Don't talk about strangers.
Even boyfriend and girlfriend.
Also experience giving gifts, shopping, eating, watching movies, "Oh, it's too late, the dormitory is closed".
Wait a series of operations!
You can choose a hotel.
You ride me, I ride you, sweating.
That's it.
You can't forget to brush your favor at ordinary times!
Like Valentine's day.
5201314, the red envelope must not be less.
In short.
Man is a complex creature.
Even if we all want to sweat, we still have to do a lot of preparatory work in advance.
If one word is used to describe it, it is called:
Foreplay!
Think about it.
A thing that everyone wants to do needs foreplay.
Sell yourself.
Of course, we need foreplay!
"Woof!"
The dog's eyes widened fiercely: it's really better to listen to your words than to lick the dog for ten years.
Now.
It's sure.
Take down the flower next door!
"Come on!"
Lin Bei gave the dog the most heartfelt advice.
"Bless you."
"Can take off the bill on Valentine's Day!"
And he
On this Valentine's day.
Take all the plum blossom thirteen and Qingfeng teachers and disciples.
love?
Shit love!
I just want money now.
So
Lin Bei grinned and smiled brightly at Qingfeng: "you want me to prove it."
"I'm better than you?"
"That's right!"
Qingfeng nodded without hesitation: up to now, he can't care about his reputation.
Anyway
He can't sign the contract.
If Lin Bei doesn't let go.
He will not hesitate to use force to coerce Lin Bei!
Destroy the gambling agreement just now!
However
"Pick one!"
Lin Bei sat back in the leather seat, smiled and raised his hand, pointing to the stars in the sky to Qingfeng:
"Pick one you like best."
"Huh?"
Qingfeng scratched her head.
He doesn't understand Lin Bei.
"I said yes!"
Lin Bei pointed to the sky: "among the eight planets in the solar system, which one do you like best?"
"Huh?"
Qingfeng still doesn't understand.
But
This did not prevent him from answering.
"Mercury!"
Qingfeng pinched her chin: "I always think the name mercury is more compatible with my temperament."
"Very good!"
Lin Bei smiled faintly.
He drew a fierce knife from his trouser pocket.
"Gudong..."
Qingfeng swallowed her saliva.
Although he doesn't know what Lin Bei is going to do.
But instinctively.
He noticed a terrible smell!
Next
Something terrible seems to happen!
"Gudong."
Mercury also swallowed his saliva: No, I'm just playing for the first time. Is there no reason?
And
Don't you usually chop the moon?
Moon:
Lin beige.
Cut it hard,
Don't save face for me!
Face
There must be no need to stay.
Because
"Exhale = inhale!"
The sound of strong breathing.
It's like a flare when the sun explodes.
Every breath.
A terrible burst of energy!
And
Stronger and stronger!
Finally
Lin Bei seemed to incarnate into light.
The photographer can't open his eyes.
Fortunately
It didn't last long.
Because
Lin Bei faces mercury hundreds of thousands of kilometers away.
Sword!
Not too much action.
Just like the legendary avenue to Jane!
Just a simple chop.
Mercury in the sky, then issued a gorgeous white light, exploded like fireworks.
“……”
At this moment.
Everyone living on the earth was stunned.
Good mercury.
Why did it explode?
Astronomers in Stan.
All kinds of speculation.
As for the real reason
There are only three people in this world.
Add a dog!
"Cut the stars with a sword, ha ha!"
Qingfeng patted her head and seriously doubted whether her head was broken.
How could you dream of such a ridiculous thing!
"No way, it's impossible."
Qingfeng shook her head desperately to deny.
However
"Why, don't you believe it?"
Lin Bei smiled and raised his fierce: "then I'll cut another moon for you to see?"
“……”
Qingfeng, Moon:
My brother, please forgive me today!