Chapter 1003

The heart warming story ends.

The whole assassin alliance could not help but immerse itself in an atmosphere emitting a strange smell.

But

It's amazing.

As the only victim of the whole thing.

Television!

Although it is neither waterproof nor soft, and its figure is not good, its quality is very excellent.

Plug in the power.

Can play!

And depending on the situation

Chicken boy and qingfenggang seem to sing another song. This meeting is just over.

"Chicken boy!"

Wait until the last ending of the chicken falls

The assassins present.

They all looked at their leader carefully.

Because if I remember correctly

Their leader, just after a chorus, began to use crotch on the TV.

But this time

The alliance leader seems to resist the impulse!

Just the "pretty face" was slightly red, so I endured it.

"Hoo..."

Assassin alliance leader clenched his teeth:

exercise patience!

To live up to it.

The assassins encouraged and supported him.

He must stop being impulsive!

In a word

Whatever the hell orange rose and red tooth are doing.

Be patient!

Finally

The leader of the alliance overcame the anger in his heart with reason and tried not to hit the TV.

But the next second

"Next, we Lin's group will have a new idol to meet you on the stage for the first time."

The host clenched the microphone and roared with passion: "let's give the warmest applause!"

"Please show our assassin queen orange rose!"

When the three words orange rose fall.

The screen of the TV broke directly.

The assassin leader is like a crazy Teddy, hitting the TV with his crazy crotch.

Its crazy appearance

Let all the assassins present be frightened.

And

Silently.

Should I sell my body and seek to be superior This one.

From his own brain, completely deleted.

Are you kidding?

Even if you sell your body.

You can't even lose your life, can you?

Such a terrible hip attack, I'm afraid it can't resist the wall of the giant "Maria"?

Sure enough

Soon!

Maria TV.

He was smashed to pieces by the leader's crotch!

"Hoo..."

Gasping deeply, the assassin leader threw the TV pieces to the ground.

In the eyes of the assassins.

It's like a Jian corpse killing pervert!

"I can't help it!"

Facing the strange eyes of the assassins.

The assassin leader shook his head and smiled bitterly: he had promised that he would never break the TV with his fist this time.

Crotch

It's helpless!

Do you think

Is it cool to hit the TV?

It hurts, okay?

If you don't believe it.

You can try!

But

Before you try.

One thing, I must remind you!

Well done.

Waterproof measures!

…………

Aside from the problem of TV waterproof.

thing.

It's clear!

"Orange rose, that green pond, betrayed me."

Decadent sitting on the sofa, the alliance leader suddenly found that he was not only in pain in his crotch, but also in pain in his heart!

And besides heartache

One thing, he actually cares!

That is

"Where are the red teeth?"

Just on TV.

He only saw the orange rose.

I didn't see the red tooth who went with her.

Do you mean

Only orange rose betrayed him.

Red teeth.

Still loyal to his leader?

At the thought of this

"Come on, find a way to contact chiya."

The assassin alliance leader was moved to tears.

As the saying goes:

The icing on the cake is better than sending charcoal in the snow!

After 567, Qingfeng, orange rose, they betrayed him one by one

A loyal minister like red teeth.

It's as precious as gold!

"Come on!"

The assassin alliance leader cried: "go and find the red teeth for me. I want the red teeth!"

“……”

Hear that.

All the assassins present were dumbfounded: Lord chiya, he is also a gay man?

"Gay men are with me again?"

And

Listen to the leader.

He and chiya seem to have been on good terms for a long time.

So

Think again.

The crazy crotch attack of the alliance leader!

Solved the case!

No wonder

The red toothed head looks a little abnormal.

Who can be normal to be hit by such a hip every day?

The TV is broken to pieces!

But

No matter what assassins think.

"We can't contact Lord chiya!"

In the assassin League.

The identity of the shadow assassin is very detached.

The dragon has always seen the first but not the end. Even the alliance leader can't grasp their position in real time.

Where can they contact ordinary assassins?

And

Want to inform the shadow assassin.

Usually shadow assassins communicate with each other.

So

To find the shadow assassin.

You have to find another shadow assassin!

So

"Yellow, green and blue, where are the three of them?"

Alliance leader, he can't wait.

I want to contact chiya, the only loyal minister.

However

When it comes to this.

The little Assassin's face suddenly changed.

Because

"The three adults, yellow, green and blue, walked together in the morning, and before they left..."

The little assassin hesitated and took out a letter from his pocket: "they left you a letter."

"A letter?"

As soon as I see the letter.

The assassin's heart sank.

Open the letter

"Dear ally leader, when you open this letter, the three of us have left the Xuanwu country."

"Got on a luxury private plane to Chicken Island."

"Because the three of us have decided to resign as shadow assassins of the Xuanwu Kingdom and join the Lin group."

"Become an assassin idol with an annual income of 10 billion and crazy admiration by countless young girls!"

Speaking of this

The writer paused.

"Looking at the friendship over the years, we asked chiya to ask Lin Bei for you, Mr. Lin."

"Mr. Lin said."

"If you like to come."

"You can go to the fast foot live broadcast platform with red teeth to form a partner and perform the mouth burst blood devil."

The letter will be finished here.

Under the letter.

It's three wooden cards representing shadow assassins!

Here

The alliance leader saw another small note.

"PS: Mr. Lin promised us to exchange these three broken wooden medals for 999 pure gold!"

“……”

Silence.

Is a silent cry.

Hold back tears and bite your teeth.

Silently, the alliance leader slammed the three shadow assassin tokens in his hand with his crotch.

“……”

All the assassins present were dumbfounded.

They can understand by hitting the TV.

After all

Chicken boys appear on the TV as if they lick the screen when they see beautiful women.

But

A broken wooden card.

What's good for crotch?

"Broken wooden card, what's good for crotch attack?"

The assassin alliance leader "puffed" and laughed, then raised his crotch to the sky:

"I don't only have to hit the wooden card with my crotch!"

"I want to crotch the whole world!"

“FUCK！”

…………

On the third day of Assassin alliance Lord crotch hitting the world.

Chicken Island!

"Wuhu!!"

Champagne, lobster and abalone, the whole chicken Island, are immersed in boundless enjoyment.

Because

Today is the celebration banquet of Lin's group.

This concert.

Not only is the name of the chicken boy a household name, but almost every girl's heart has been captured.

Orange Rose's female assassin idol Department has also made great achievements.

According to the big data display of "crotch click".

At the concert three days ago, at least 10 million men around the world hit the TV on the hip.

So

The thorn idol Department of orange rose.

Not only a huge number of male fans.

Endorsement TV.

Once sold out!

And apart from the idol Department

The women's rights department led by director Jiang also took the opportunity to develop hundreds of millions of women's rights members.

The most surprising thing is

The "fast foot" composed of chiya has a head burst, with a daily revenue of nearly 500 million!

Boom economy.

The same can not be underestimated!

So

Lin Bei decided.

Hold a grand annual meeting.

Let the whole chicken Island get up.

Good wine, delicious food, handsome men and beautiful women are piled on the island like sand on the beach.

idle away in seeking pleasure.

Like heaven!

Surrounded by the crowd, Lin Bei is even more like a God, high above, extremely conspicuous.

…………

Smiling.

Handy

Took the juice from a waiter.

Lin Bei hasn't had time to drink yet.

"Shua!"

A sharp magic knife.

Then it crossed his neck.

Tear off the disguise.

This is an ordinary waiter.

It's a disguised assassin alliance leader!

"Ha ha ha!"

The assassin alliance leader grinned and laughed: "you fools who have forgotten the assassin's way."

A real assassin.

Not a fool performing on stage!

It's camouflage, hiding, defeating the strong with the weak.

A deadly killer!

Grab the magic knife.

The assassin alliance leader laughed more and more wildly: "let me remind you today."

"What is the way of a real assassin!"

While saying

Assassin leader.

Without hesitation, he turned his wrist and cut off Lin Bei's head.

However

"Bang!"

The magic knife that had accompanied him for decades broke on the spot.

“……”

Dull, surprised.

These words are no longer enough to express his shock.

Lin Bei's attitude.

That's what makes him desperate.

Indifferent joking eyes

It's like the Tathagata Buddha, looking down. In his own palm, the grandson monkey jumps proudly.

A three-year-old child.

With a knife and a gun, it's really possible to kill a 200 pound British Hercules.

But if

This 200 Jin English Hercules.

Suddenly turned into a distant sky!

Please give me some advice.

A three-year-old child.

How can you kill the sky with a gun?

No matter how hard it tries, shoot, desperately.

As a result

Will only be hit in the head by the falling cartridge case.

So

"Qiaoduo sack!"

As soon as the assassin alliance leader stretched out his hand, he took out a letter from his pocket and said with a smile:

"I want to join Lin's group."

"I want to join the fast foot department of red teeth!"

"Oh?"

Lin Bei raised his eyebrows and smiled:

"Red teeth, he will burst his head. What talent do you have?"

For a moment.

Assassin alliance leader firmly said, "I can crotch!"