Chapter 1070

“……”

Everyone present.

They were all stunned by Lin Bei's theory.

Wear a pair of rabbit ears.

It's a hundred thousand year old soul beast, rabbit spirit!

What if you wear a pair of cat ears?

Cat spirit?

What if

Every week.

What about one, three, five rabbits and two, four, six cats?

Have to say.

Lin Bei's brain hole is really big.

But unfortunately

This reasoning.

It's totally groundless and illogical!

Everyone present thought.

Xiaowu will slap Lin Bei half to death to show the absurdity of this remark.

However

To everyone's surprise.

Xiaowu not only didn't slap Lin Bei, but also was obedient. She really took off the rabbit ear hairpin.

Let Lin Bei check!

It is obvious that

This check is meaningless!

This rabbit ear is a decorative hairpin!

What everyone didn't expect is

Even to this point.

Lin Bei still didn't give up his previous absurd reasoning and said in righteous words:

"My time as a soul master is too short!"

"Maybe you'll miss it!"

"But I'll make a report and let the soul Douluo or the title Douluo sent by the Wulin hall check it in person!"

Hear that.

Everyone present was speechless.

Your mm, are you sick?

Not to mention.

How absurd your reasoning is.

You're Lin Bei.

Just a security guard in Notting city.

Why did you get the title?

This kind of bluff.

Only three year olds believe it!

However

It was totally unexpected.

On Xiaowu's little face, there was a slight but undetectable panic, with a cry: "what do you want?"

“……”

The deer man brothers were stunned.

The aunt holding the cucumber was stunned.

What happened? Did Lin Bei scare him?

I said little dance sister.

Is your intelligence only three years old?

Lin Bei smiled faintly:

Xiaowu's IQ, of course, is more than three years old. To be exact, she is a 100000 year old witch.

Will be bluffed

It's all because she's guilty!

As an old saying goes:

have a guilty conscience!

On weekdays, no one says.

The thief may have behaved normally.

But

Whenever the alarm rings.

The thief is about to start feeling guilty!

And Xiaowu is the guilty thief!

So

"What do you want?"

Xiao Wu stamped her feet and was really about to cry.

Because

After turning into human form.

Most of her strength also disappeared, and now she is the level of a great soul master!

Such strength

Don't say it's a soul duel, a title duel.

Whenever there is a great soul master.

With several soul master apprentices.

She's going to capsize in the gutter!

So

She just wants to solve it quickly now.

Even if

Pay a price.

"Hiss..."

Everyone present.

They all couldn't help popping teeth.

good heavens!

What's going on?

Did Lin Bei really get it?

to make a long story short.

Anyone can see it.

Now, the little dance has been held.

It's like fish on the chopping board.

Lin Bei can only play with it!

Next

It depends on Lin Bei's choice!

Yes, of course.

Six years old.

People don't think so.

Lin Bei can really do a little dance.

Big deal, just kiss your mouth and pull your hands.

In fact

The bottom line of the little dance.

Only the first kiss.

Any activity involving below the head

Even if she explodes.

I will never live in a muddle!

And this is the only time.

Never again!

Otherwise.

She blew herself up!

Think of this

The atmosphere of the scene.

They all got nervous.

In the face of this situation.

Lin Bei.

What would be the choice?

Finally

In the eyes of all expectations.

Lin Bei said his request.

"I want you to tell me a hundred times."

"Thank you, brother Lin Bei!"

“……”

Shock, confusion, doubt life.

The deer man brothers opened their mouths.

The aunt passing by made more efforts. Even the cucumber she just bought was broken!

The shock is

They never thought of it.

Lin Bei should have made such a request.

This is

Too childish, too innocent?

The puzzle is

They began to be confused.

Is it because your thoughts are too dirty that you think Lin Bei is too mature?

Look back.

Although Lin Bei is a soul master, he looks very mature in behavior and conversation.

But anyway

He's only six!

Think about it.

This is an innocent age!

Would make such a pure request.

In fact, it is completely reasonable!

So

Everyone present.

Everyone here.

Can't help but begin to doubt that people are born.

My thoughts.

It's so dirty!

How can you put a six-year-old child.

What do you think?

…………

And leave it alone.

Deer man brother and cucumber aunt who are doubting life.

A little dance as a party.

At this time, it is also quite ignorant!

Because

She never thought of it.

Lin Bei made such a big circle.

I just want her to thank him.

At the same time, I was relieved, but I didn't know what had happened in my heart, and I couldn't help getting angry!

MMD。

What do you mean?

Is your little dancing sister not cute enough, or is your little dancing sister not hot enough?

Why?

Why don't you have any idea about me? Why did you make such a boring request?

The little dance stared at the big eyes.

Send a silent geological question to Linbei.

However

Lin Bei smiled.

Similarly, he replied with his eyes: "don't be ridiculous. How can you burst into" gold coins "when you fall in love with someone?"

In short.

I'm Lin Bei now.

I don't want to hear any shit love stories,

I just want to explode "gold coins" and explode "gold coins" mercilessly!

So

"Let's go!"

Lin Bei kindly asked: "thank you brother Lin for this 100 times. You can't shout less once!"

"Otherwise..."

"I'll find the title Douluo!"

“……”

Xiaowu's face is loveless: MMD, you find it. I don't want to live anyway!

“……”

Luren brother and cucumber aunt began to worry about Linbei's life in the future!

"Boy, you can't do this."

Aunt cucumber shook her head and smiled bitterly: "if you do this, it's really easy to lose your wife in the future!"

“……”

Lin Bei was silent for a moment and shrugged.

He doesn't care at all!

To sum up

His wife.

There should be forty already?

One more dance is not much, and one less dance is not much.

So

"It doesn't matter!"

Lin Bei nodded and smiled naturally: "I don't need this girl to be my wife!"

"Bang!"

Xiaowu slapped the city wall and said, "I really want to thank brother Lin!"