Time:
When the parasite comes.
The fourth Friday!
Location:
Castle Peak school, senior three.
"Today's ordinary people, really, really happy..." Quan Xinyi hummed a song and couldn't hide his happiness on his face.
"Xinyi..."
Murano had some doubts: "you seem to be in a good mood recently. Have you met any good things?"
"Good thing?"
Quan Xin's mouth was almost crooked:
Since the discovery of Lin Bei's affair with Liangzi Tiangong, Lin Bei hasn't come to him for three days.
You don't have to find parasites.
I had a good sleep at home for three days.
Can he be in a bad mood?
And
I'm not sure!
Lin Bei will never look for him again from now on!
Thinking
Suddenly, the call of the students came from the door.
"Xinyi, someone is looking!"
“……”
Quan Xinyi's face was green at that time: "no, it can't be Lin Bei? Can't it be such a coincidence? "
"It's brother Lin Bei!"
Some things, it's such a coincidence!
…………
"Brother Lin Bei!"
Seeing Lin Bei, Quan Xinyi's smiling face was more ugly than crying: "director Yamamoto, did he agree that you came back to school?"
"No!"
Lin Bei picked his eyebrow and smiled, "but no one said that if you don't go to school here, you can't come here to find someone!"
Hearing this
Quan Xinyi had only a little luck left in his heart.
It's completely over!
Lin Bei came to him specially!
So
"Brother Lin Bei, I'm wrong!"
Quan Xinyi looked sad: "but you can't blame me all. Now the parasitic animals are becoming more and more powerful. I don't dare to go alone without you these three days..."
Quan Xinyi's words haven't finished yet.
Lin Bei stretched out his hand to stop Quan Xinyi: "stop, I'm not talking about parasitic animals today!"
"Ah?"
Quan Xinyi was stunned:
"Didn't you come to blame me for being lazy these days?"
"Xinyijun thinks too much!"
Lin Bei smiled brightly and said gratefully, "how can I blame you for helping me so much these days?"
“……”
Quan Xinyi was stunned.
The corners of my eyes burst into tears!
This half month!
He couldn't eat well, sleep well, eat and sleep in the open air. He got up from bed before four o'clock every day and risked his life to look for parasitic animals all over the street.
These
Forget it!
What saddened him most was that Lin Bei never said a thank you to him for his hard work.
It really broke his heart!
But I didn't expect
Lin Bei today.
How dare you say such a thing to him!
He is really
I'm so moved!
And that's not over.
I don't know if God opened his eyes. Today's moving is far from over!
Lin Bei not only thanked him orally, but also took out a poster from his pocket.
Seven big words on the poster:
"Kyushu Island, biefu hot spring!"
Quan Xinyi was stunned: "Lin beige, isn't this the first hot spring Holy Land in Japan?"
"Yes!"
Lin Bei nodded with a smile: "the alternating season of autumn and winter is a good time to soak in the hot spring!"
"Brother Lin Bei..."
Quan Xinyi was stunned.
"How's it going?"
Lin Bei smiled and nodded: "do you have time to go to a hot spring with me this Saturday?"
"Brother Lin Bei..."
Quan Xinyi blankly opened his mouth and murmured incredulously, "you mean, go... To biefu hot spring in Kyushu?"
"What?"
Lin Bei smiled, nodded and inadvertently said, "do you not want to go, or do you have an appointment on Saturday?"
"No, no!"
Quan Xinyi quickly shook his head. What he wanted to say was: "I heard that the price of biefu hot spring is very expensive..."
"Will it be too expensive?"
Honest people are like this. Once someone wants to invite him to a particularly high-end place to spend, he will inevitably feel a little guilty and feel a little embarrassed!
And
To be honest.
Quan Xinyi always thinks:
It's not like Lin Bei's style!
In this half month's relationship, Lin Bei's cold-blooded is frightening.
How could you be so polite?
Should not
Is it a pit?
For example.
After spending, only pay his share of the money, and then force him to sign a contract for 30 years!
But
What Quan Xinyi didn't expect was.
"Expensive?"
Lin Bei shook his head and smiled: "compared with Xinyi, you don't hesitate to help me these days. It's too cheap to take a hot spring!"
As for money
"You don't have to worry!"
Lin Bei smiled: "I got a lot of money from these heavenly parasitic animals."
You know
There are all kinds of human beings parasitized by these parasitic animals, including doctors, lawyers and bosses!
These people have tens of thousands of yen less, hundreds of thousands more, or even millions of yen.
Accumulated.
It is also a big number!
Finish
It seems that Quan Xinyi doesn't believe it.
Lin Bei took out a bulging cloth pocket and stuffed it directly into Quan Xinyi's arms: "here is two million yen, which is your share."
"You can spend whatever you want!"
“……”
Holding two million yen in his arms, Quan Xinyi was stunned: Xiaoyou, I'm really not dreaming, am I? Is the two million yen in my arms real?
Is such a kind brother Lin Beige true?
“……”
Xiaoyou also opened his mouth and looked dementia: you TM asked me, how do I know? I'm staying, too!
When the two brothers come back
Lin Bei, who has left without any conditions, left two million to them.
"Today, we people are really happy!"
Quan Xinyi and Xiao you sang a song and laughed out: "hot spring, it's really great!"
…………
"Hot spring, that's great!"
As soon as Miki patted the table, he laughed: "I said liangko Tiangong, it's really you!"
"I don't know how long your head is. You can come up with such a wonderful idea!"
Yeah!
In this world, is there a better place for them to hunt parasitic animals than hot springs?
first!
There are many people!
A large hot spring.
At least hundreds of people visit one day, enough for their dozens of parasitic animals to eat eight tons.
Secondly
Hot springs are usually in remote mountains. As long as they are ready, these people can't escape at all.
Even better
Because I want to take a hot spring.
Tourists will leave their clothes and mobile phones in the changing cabinet. There is no way to call the police in time!
And
Even if someone calls the police!
Because the hot spring is located in a remote place, even if the human JC or army receives the news, it will not be able to catch up for a while and a half.
The best thing is
Because it's a hot spring.
Human beings will wash their bodies very clean!
To be honest
Their parasitic animals are not without taste!
There are clean, fragrant little Lori to eat. Who is willing to eat a beggar whose body is full of dirt and parasites?
Think about it
With a little red face, the pretty little Lori, like a little white radish, lined up in the milk hot spring and rose hot spring.
Then
One by one.
How cool should that be?
The best thing is
These little Loris are not dressed yet. They don't have to worry about being bitten by buttons or being affected by cotton cloth!
"Hiss..."
Speaking of this, all the parasitic animals present couldn't help swallowing their saliva and sincerely praised:
Shit!
The idea of having a buffet in the hot spring is really great. The benefits can't be said for three days and three nights.
But
Can't go on!
Go on
Today's dinner (an old beggar who died and nobody cared, begging along the street) really can't eat anymore!
But
The more so.
The more people admire it.
The smart man is different from the stupid man. The smart parasite is very different from the stupid parasite!
"Yoko tagoya, we really can't figure out where your genius idea came from?"
Liangzi Tiangong smiled faintly and didn't answer.
Because
Lin Bei came up with this genius idea. She is really not good at lying.
The only thing she can say is, "let's go to biefu hot spring in dafin County, Kyushu for this hunting."
"Why?"
Miki doesn't quite understand.
Is there anything special about biefu hot spring?
Liangzi Tiangong smiled faintly:
"Because the hot springs in Beppu are not only the first recognized hot springs in Japan, but also the characteristic hot springs named eight hell!"
Sea hell, ghost stone workshop master hell, mountain hell, stove hell, ghost mountain hell, white pool hell, blood pool hell, tornado hell!
(this is a real scenic spot, not built by the author)
"Is it..."
Liangzi Tiangong gathered his hair in his ears and smiled faintly: "don't you think these hell are very suitable?"
“……”
Miki and other parasitic animals were stunned at that time.
Cultural people are cultural people!
Even having a buffet is so exquisite!
Tunnel, really tunnel!
"Good!"
Sanmu grinned and patted his thigh and decided: "let's go to biefu hell hot spring and give these people who come to hell to soak in the hot spring a good lesson!"