"The enemy will not move, I will not move, the enemy will not move, I will not move!"
With the passage of time, high spirited slogans shouted, and the atmosphere gradually became embarrassing.
Because
It's been a long time, and the enemy hasn't moved!
From beginning to end.
Lin Bei has been lying in his chair, blowing the mountain wind, drinking tea, watching cartoons and sleeping.
I didn't pay any attention to them!
“……”
The antelope captain of the track and field team looked hesitantly at Louis: "I said, master Louis, are we wrong?"
"What's wrong?"
Louis gritted his teeth and refused to admit his mistake.
Just then
The scouts he sent out came back.
"How's it going?"
Louis quickly turned to the scout, hoping to get some good news from him.
For example
I found Lin Bei's ambush or something!
However
"Come on!"
The Scout said impolitely, "we ran all over the back mountain. Let alone an ambush, we didn't even have a hair!"
That's it
Even Louis had to admit that he thought too much and there was no ambush at all.
But
I can't blame him!
It is not that he is stupid, but that the enemy is too treacherous.
Who could have thought that Lin Bei was just bluffing when he drank tea and read books so calmly?
Smart as Sima Yi, he didn't expect that Zhuge village man's playing on the city tower was an empty city plan!
So
How can you blame him?
He just made the same mistake as Sima Yi!
however.
Please rest assured.
He was once at most.
Next
He will prove this with practical actions.
…………
Stand at the foot of the mountain.
See Lin Bei drinking tea?
No matter, it's a mystery. Let's rush with me!
Wait until you rush up the hill.
Find Lin Bei watching a movie?
Hehe, do you want to do it again? Whatever, keep going!
Wait until you reach Linbei within ten steps.
He found that Lin Bei not only didn't look at them, but even turned over and pointed the back of his head at them.
What should I do?
"Call me!"
Pull out the steel pipe, table legs, ready to do it!
"Click!"
The sound of opening the insurance sounded.
Louis was surprised to find that, I don't know when, there was a black and thick barrel standing straight on his forehead!
Slowly move your head. Everyone present was stunned by everything in front of you!
Bill of the foreplay drama club, ah Jin of the former track and field club, and Kong Zhi orangutan of the former basketball team don't know when.
Suddenly appeared around Linbei!
All armed like special forces!
Holding the black wound, like the eyes of death, he aimed at all of them.
And
What is more terrible is not weapons.
It's the momentum they exude!
That is the murderous spirit that can be developed only on the battlefield after countless lives and blood!
"Go further and die!"
With the ferocious Gatling, Bill's voice is cold and cruel, which makes people have no doubt, but anyone dares to take another step forward.
He will not hesitate to shoot and blow the man into a pool of meat sauce!
Even if
Two days ago.
They may still be good friends who have nothing to say!
"See you, damn..."
All the people present couldn't help swallowing, and their brains were once in a dull state.
A little more.
Then they are filled with endless question marks!
I haven't seen you for days.
Bill, what's the matter with them?
On them.
What happened.
Can we turn them from lovely students into murderous Schwarzenegger in just two days?
And
Where did they come from?
These problems make the vast majority of people present lose their basic judgment.
Who am I, where am I, what am I going to do?
Finally
They gave up thinking and looked at Louis: aren't you Sima Yi?
Make up your mind!
“……”
Louis's face hurt: even if he is Sima Yi, Lin Bei is not Zhuge Liang!
Why do you ask?
crap!
Have you ever seen any Zhuge Liang sing empty city plan? Halfway through the song, he will take Gatlin out and shoot him?
"Well..."
The orangutan captain scratched his head. He had a bad brain and didn't learn history well. He didn't know Zhuge Liang's empty city plan at all.
He just wants to know one thing.
"Shall we fight?"
"Fart!"
Louis laughed angrily: the orangutan captain of the basketball team is stupid than the fight that can't help him up.
Even a pig doesn't dare to take a few broken table legs and compete with Gatling in blue fire?
In short.
"Lin Bei, you're cruel this time. I'll admit it!"
Louis resolutely raised his hand and surrendered. He was not stupid enough. He really took a few table legs and went to fight Gatling.
But
Admit defeat.
"I won't accept such a loss."
Louis hehe sneered: "no matter how you say, everyone is also a classmate. If you have anything, you should solve it by means of school with your own skills."
"But..."
"You should use the power of the family!"
"Take these guns to bully others. If I lose so much, I won't be convinced even if I die!"
The rest.
Needless to say.
This is a very simple truth!
Society has social rules.
School, there are school rules.
Two students make an appointment.
One of them, by calling parents, gained the upper hand for a while, and the other obviously won't be convinced.
In fact
Not only won't be convinced.
The one who loses face will be the one who calls parents!
Lin Bei is now.
That's probably the case!
Because
After Louis said so.
Almost everyone believed that Lin Bei's guns were made by his family.
In other words
Lin Bei called his parents and won disgrace!
"Cut, Lin Bei is really a mean man!"“ What kind of hero is he who can only rely on the power of his family? "
"Louis, I support you!"
For a time, the melon eaters were filled with righteous indignation and shouted for Louis and others.
Seeing this, Louis couldn't help grinning and laughing at Lin Bei: "ha ha, Lin Bei, see? This is what the people want! "
"I'm the real winner!"
Hear that.
Other presidents and captains were also excited: Yes, look at the cheers of the tsunami.
Who dares to say they are losers?
Master Louis.
It's really Sima Yi. In a few words, you can turn defeat into victory. It's really great!
However
Smile, smile.
Louis's smile solidified.
Because
Lin Bei turned over leisurely, put down the comic book, and casually snapped his fingers at Bill and them: "let these guys kneel down and sing conquest for me!"
“……”
With a dead silence.
"Those who dare not sing will be killed directly!"
Lin Bei's voice was not loud. He seemed to be telling the cook that he wanted to eat braised meat today.
Everyone present was stunned.
It seems that a long time has passed
The orangutan captain opened his big mouth and said everyone's voice: "are you kidding?"
"Click!"
Bill opened Gatling's insurance.