Chapter 1278

Smoke curled in the air.

Just now, he was singing and dancing. The energetic branch hat was worn on Lin Bei's head.

He immediately changed his appearance, staring straight at the air, his mouth tilted, and smoke from his head.

What do you think.

It also looks like dementia

“……”

Seeing this, the teachers and students present all opened their mouths like branch hats:

What the hell?

Why is the branch hat smoking?

What's wrong with the branch hat?

Ten thousand whys, mixed with hunger, stirred in the hearts of all teachers and students, making them want to vomit.

Good thing.

MEG woke up in time.

In the posture of a football goalkeeper, he swooped down and quickly saved the branch hat from Lin Bei's head.

To be honest

Finish this whole set of actions.

Even McGonagall's old face could not help blushing: as a dignified and elegant lady, such a move is really impolite!

But she can't help it

Just now, if she dared to be slower, I'm afraid the legendary treasure of the branch hat, which has been inherited for thousands of years, will be destroyed.

In fact

Even if she rescued so quickly and in time, the branch hat was also seriously injured.

It will take at least a hundred years to recover!

And

In addition to the physical damage, what's worse, the branch hat seemed to be frightened.

This would hide in her arms and dare not move. He only dared to narrow his eyes and peek at Lin Bei with fear through the seam of her arm.

you 're right.

Look scared!

It can even be said: I'm scared to death!

Come on! "

McGonagall held the branch hat and encouraged it: "believe in yourself, you can, you can!"

“……”

To be honest, McGonagall would really want to spray her if it weren't for the vice president: TMD, you can do it!

In a word

Don't make it clear.

It will never give it to Linbei branch again!

“……”

Damn it!

Seeing this, the teachers and students in the banquet hall did not know what they should say:

What's wrong with this branch hat? Can it work? As for being so scared?

This is the head of Linbei.

Can you still eat people?

"Cannibalism is not."

With a bitter face, the branch hat said, "but there is electricity on his head!"

"Power?"

Hearing this, someone laughed: "do you think Lin Bei is Thor or flash?"

Note: (marvel, founded in 1939)

What a lie! Don't draft!

See everyone's questioning eyes.

The branch hat is even more aggrieved: anyway, it is also an old qualification of Hogwarts. How can it deceive people?

Besides

"I was blindfolded by electricity and almost died. It can't be fake!"

"Well..."

Hear that.

All the teachers and students present were stunned by what the branch hat said. They had noses and eyes.

It doesn't look like a fake!?

But

It's not difficult.

I really want to know if Lin Bei's head has electricity. Just send someone to touch Lin Bei's head and have a try.

Don't you know right away?

Of course

This man had better be respected.

Wait a minute, someone doesn't believe her!

As for the candidates

"Let me do it!"

MEG put aside the branch hat and volunteered. She planned to take this opportunity to observe Lin Bei closely.

Because instinctively

She always thinks Lin Bei is not simple!

in fact.

It doesn't need any instinct. How many things have happened in less than half a day since Linbei entered Hogwarts?

Plus.

He is Harry's cousin.

Another branch hat.

She doesn't trust her if she doesn't have a good check!

So

Under the expectation of the branch hat and the people.

McGonagall also braced himself, attached a layer of magic to his palm and slowly touched Lin Bei's head.

Just like the docking of the space station, at this moment, everyone's heart is very nervous except Lin Bei.

Finally

Docking succeeded!

MEG put his hand on Linbei's head.

However

Nothing happened.

Stop talking about electric shock.

From beginning to end, nothing happened.

"Ha ha..."

The teachers and students present breathed out and sneered: "sure enough, they scared themselves. Wizards also talk about science. How can anyone's head release electric shock..."

The branch hat is still a little worried. It's clearly electrified. How can it not be: "it may be a transfer. MEG, you can touch other places..."

Hear that.

I wanted to check McGonagall in Linbei. Without too much hesitation, I nodded and began to search.

From the top of the head to the soles of the feet.

I didn't let go at all. I touched it all over!

As a result

Nothing happened.

I didn't find anything.

“……”

The faces of the branch hat and MEG were a little ugly: neither of them found what they wanted.

But if you don't find it, you don't find it.

Normally

That's it.

However

Lin Bei, is that a normal person?

Can that make MEG feel so white?

Even if McGonagall can't beat him for a while and a half, he can't make money from his forest north.

So

"Professor McGonagall, if you were forty years younger, I might be happy to accept it!"

Lin Bei smiled faintly.

Before Professor McGonagall could recover, he turned to Hermione and showed a thoughtful look: "but forget it. After all, I already have a girlfriend!"

“……”

The whole ballroom fell into a dead silence.

Even Dumbledore, who had never been surprised, held his glasses several times in a row to hide his shock!

What a forest north! How bold!

At the age of 11 or 12, I dare to joke with the vice principal in front of so many people.

you 're right!

This is a joke.

Even a fool wouldn't really think that McGonagall's action just now meant to take advantage of Linbei.

Just a simple body search!

But because of this, even if Lin Bei makes fun of her, she can't refute it.

Because

Body search.

It was her fault!

Of course

Only Lin Bei can do such things.

Ordinary little wizards were searched by the vice president in front of the whole school's teachers and students, and had long been scared to pee.

How dare you tease the vice principal?

It's like.

I'm taking the middle school entrance examination.

When your vice president was touring the exam, he suddenly suspected that you had a mobile phone and asked you to stand up and search her.

To be honest.

Don't say you have a cell phone, even if you don't have a cell phone, I'm afraid you'll be scared.

However

Lin Beilin is different.

He not only brought his cell phone, but also did not panic at all. Even after being searched, he said in public:

"The vice president secretly loves me!"

Just say.

This operation, Sao?

"Sao!"

Even MEG, a 60 or 70 year old grandmother, was not only manipulated by Lin Bei's Sao, but also blushed.

She threw the branch hat at Lin Bei and ran away: she doesn't care about this matter!

Love who cares who cares!

But what matters is

Big guys are waiting for dinner!

If the branch hat is not given to Linbei branch, the branch ceremony cannot end. If the branch ceremony does not end, they will have no food!

Man is iron and rice is steel.

He's really hungry if he doesn't eat a meal!

For example, Ron, he is really hungry: Although he is not smart and has no position in Hogwarts, he knows one thing

Untie the bell and tie it!

"Brother Lin Bei, don't show, I'm hungry!"

Say it.

Ron did not forget to pull Harry and Hermione: "not only me, Harry and Hermione are hungry!"

Harry and Hermione blushed: they had some snacks on the train. They are really hungry now.

In fact

And not just the two of them?

All the teachers and students in Hogwarts are hungry: Mr. Lin Bei, please be kind and divide the hospital quickly!

“……”

Lin Bei shook his head helplessly. Now it's not that he doesn't want to divide the hospital, but that the branch hat doesn't want to divide the hospital.

But

So far.

It's no use explaining.

For Hermione's stomach.

Lin Bei can only promise the branch hat: "believe me, it was an accident just now. This time, I will never call you again!"

"Really?"

The branch hat wavered.

"Absolutely true!"

Lin Bei said.

While opening the system panel:

"Ding!"

"The system detects that a heterogeneous soul is trying to invade the host soul. The system has turned on the automatic counterattack mode. 3.2.1 paralyzes the other party's soul!"

Just

The reason why the branch hat is shocked is because of the automatic counterattack mode of the system.

in fact!

This thing always exists.

But Lin Bei forgot it!

After all

The last time it worked was in the super seminary world, when dealing with the material engine of gluttonous food.

So

He didn't lie.

That was an accident!

And now

He has turned off automatic counterattack mode.

"Believe me, it was an accident!"

Lin Bei sincerely extended his hand to the branch hat: "as long as you and I take one step, the future will become better!"

“……”

Seeing this, not only the branch hat, but also the teachers and students present were moved by Lin Bei's sincerity.

They also believe.

It was just an accident!

Finally

The branch hat made a decision: "I believe you!"

At this moment.

The trust between people and hats is touching!

Many emotional students are even going to cry, full of tears, watching.

Lin Bei and the branch hat trust and cooperate with each other, and finally put the branch hat on his head

"Bear!"

A fire lit up.

Branch hat, burning.

…………

The moving tears condensed into ice and stared at the flame. Everyone couldn't help spitting fragrance:

I'm rough!

"You lied to me!"

The branch hat looked at Lin Bei with a sad face.

However

Lin Bei is also innocent:

He really forgot.

Even if the automatic counterattack system is turned off, there are tens of billions of souls on him.

That is to say

Branch hat, it's overloaded!

It's like if you take a math calculator and calculate addition, subtraction, multiplication and division. You have to run the original God, and the CPU is overloaded and burned.

So what you insist on saying.

In fact, he didn't set the fire!

But the branch hat can't handle such a large number of souls. It's overloaded and spontaneous combustion!

Besides

What he just promised was that he would never shock the branch hat. He didn't promise that he would not bake it!

“……”

The branch hat looked dull:

Aren't you bullying honest people?

…………

In the raging flames, the branch hat wanted to cry without tears: what evil have I done? First lightning.

Fire roast again!

That's all the hell on the 18th floor.

My branch hat is diligent, and the crime is not so much!

But

Think about it.

Forget it, this is fate!

Blame me for trusting the wrong person.

In the raging flame, the branch hat calmly closed his eyes and waited for death quietly.

However

How can it be so simple?

Or

Dumbledore is there.

How can things go in the worst direction?

With a gentle wave of the wand, the flame on the branch hat was instantly dispersed, and even the injury was slow.

In fact

Whether it's lightning or fire, it's actually from the soul level.

So from the appearance.

Although the branch hat is still the branch hat, in fact, it has suffered a lot of trauma!

Say less

It will take 8100 years to recover.

And

The problem still hasn't been solved. Lin Bei still hasn't decided which college to go to.

Is it

Lin Bei really wants to be the first student in Hogwarts's history to choose his own college without going through the branch hat branch?

"No!"

Dumbledore shook his head slowly: he didn't care much about what had happened before, or for wizards at his level.

What just happened.

It was just a small accident!

So

He never intervened.

This has always been his habit.

Rather than meddling in the affairs of the college everywhere, he prefers to let his men and little wizards try to solve problems by themselves.

It can't be solved.

He'll do it!

It's like now

"Lin Bei, can you solve the problem just now?"

Dumbledore looked at Lin Bei: "if it can't be solved, maybe I can give you some advice."

The implication

If Lin Bei can't handle his own problems, he may have to intervene.

"No problem."

Lin Bei is nothing:

If you find a problem, solve it. Since there are too many souls and the branch hat can't run, let lick the dog Xiaotong and shield other souls.

So

"I promise."

"Absolutely no problem this time!"

“……”

The branch hat smiled: "do you think I will believe your nonsense when I was cheated once?"

This time, Lin Bei even broke the sky.

It will never believe it!

However

"Branch hat, do you believe me?"

Dumbledore took off his glasses and said, "I promise you with my reputation that there will be no problem this time!"

…………

The bottom line.

Always back again!

After Dumbledore made a promise, the branches could only trust Lin Bei again.

To be exact

Believe Dumbledore once!

Fortunately

Deo gratias.

After putting on Lin Bei's head for the third time.

The branch hat immediately came to the spirit, because once it went to the brain, it felt a mighty courage.

"Gryffindor!"

Without the slightest hesitation, the branch hat not only shouted loudly, but even couldn't help praising it:

"God, such courage has never appeared even in the history of Hogwarts!"

In fact

If you simply talk about your status with courage: "Linbei, he should be the dean of Gryffindor now!"

Hearing this

Everyone present and McGonagall were stunned: they didn't expect that the branch hat would give Lin Bei such a high and outrageous evaluation!

Especially after electric shock and fire baking

But soon.

Gryffindor's teachers and students cheered. In any case, Gryffindor was very happy to have such a potential stock to join.

However

I can't wait for them to be happy for a while.

The branch hat seemed crazy and screamed hysterically, "wisdom, this is infinite wisdom!"

"It is an insult to him to have such wisdom to hold the post of Dean Ravenclaw!"

“……”

Flavie, Dean of Ravenclaw, looked confused and forced: I'm not sure. Are you insulting me?