Book 2: Chapter 74: Better Late Than Never

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Book 2: Chapter 74: Better Late Than Never

The taste of lemon danish lingered on my tongue. It was sweet, morish, and light, yet insignificant compared to the silence that stretched between everyone in the bakery. Gazes were turned toward walls, the floor, and random kitchen equipment, studiously avoiding each other.

Sue drank deep of a coffee cup, swirling the liquid in her mouth before swallowing. She cleared her throat. “So, I take it you really aren’t planning on killing us?”

I grimaced. “No, Sue. Even if I didn’t consider you both my friends, we wouldn’t, er... snuff you or Sturgill out for awakening as a cultivator.”

“That’s truly what this is?” Sturgill asked, gripping Sue’s hand tightly. “I’ve become a cultivator?”

“Yeah, mate,” I replied. “I think it’s not official until you accept a name, but from what I’ve heard, not accepting isn’t an option. Barry said the System won’t let you sleep or rest until you do.”

“Barry?” Sue licked her lips. “Barry is a cultivator too?”

“I think it’s best if you start from the beginning, Fischer,” Sharon suggested.

Thankful for the direction, I nodded.

“Sue’s right. I’ll tell you the story from the start...”

I told them everything. Well... almost everything. From my encounter with truck-kun, to the chi transference I’d done with the lemons, I told them everything necessary, only omitting details that would make the tale take too long. They listened intently, not uttering a single question until I finished.

“And that’s the lemon I brought here this morning—one that I’d drained of all chi.”

Sturgill blinked, his eyes distant. They slowly drifted up to me as he leaned forward. “You mean to tell us that Borks is a... a hellhound? I’m not sure how I could believe that, Fischer.”

Sue pulled back from him, shaking her head as she scowled. “That’s what you’re questioning? The damned dog?”

“What?” Sturgill demanded. “He’s a good boy! How could he possibly be a hellhound?”

Knowing there was an easy way to confirm the detail, I looked up at the rafters. “Would you mind, Borks?”

Everyone followed my gaze, so when a dog shaped like a demon dropped from above, we all bore witness. Borks, in his chihuahua form, fell toward my chest. I easily caught him.

Sturgill’s eyebrow furrowed. “Who is that?”

In response, Borks shifted to the form he always took around the Village—that of a long-haired golden retriever. His tongue lolled happily as he let out a bark.

Sturgill and Sue both leaned back, their eyes going wide. The former cleared his throat. “Okay, so Borks is definitely a spirit beast, but I struggle to believe he’s a hellhou—”

Without needing my guidance, Borks shifted once more. His long fur turned into midnight skin as he more than quadrupled in size. He still sat in my arms, his torso and snake-headed tail both upright and looking at the two bakers.

“Oh...” Sturgill said.

Sue arched an eyebrow at him. “Happy, foolish man?”

“Well, no. But I do believe Borks is a hellhound now...”

“It’s true, then?” Sue asked, staring at me as Borks shifted back and dropped to the floor. “All of it?”

“Yep. All of it. I have one more bit of proof, for what it’s worth.” I looked up at the rafters again. “Corporal Claw—”

Before I could finish my sentence, the otter zapped across the room on lightning-fueled muscles. She slammed into my chest, letting out a happy coo as she curled into my arms and smiled with her needle-sharp teeth.

“This is Corporal Claws—or Claws for short. She is how Borks snuck into the rafters without you knowing. Don’t give me that look, Claws. Of course I felt you zap him up there before I closed the cafe, you little deviant. You’re not sneaky enough to avoid my senses.”

She chirped her defeat before squirming to get even more comfortable in my arms. Closing her eyes, she started drifting off to sleep without a care in the world. When I looked back up at Sturgill and Sue, they sighed, then shared a smile at the similar reaction from the other.

“You two seem... remarkably calm about all of this,” Maria said, giving them an appraising look.

Sue shook her head. “I most certainly am not calm. It makes sense, though. The changes Fischer has had since coming here. Your remarkable recovery, Sharon.”

“And Roger’s hatred for you,” Sturgill muttered.

Roger grunted, and I thought he’d turn his displeasure on Sturgill. As always, however, he reserved it for me.

I grinned back at him, then cleared my throat. “Right, then. Should we take you guys to the church? I’m sure Barry will have answers for any questions you have.”

“Uhm...” Sturgill rubbed the back of his head. “How do you plan on getting us there? I think the villagers might have a few questions if they see us walking about after closing up for the morning.”

I tickled Claws’s chin, making sure she was awake. “Can you get Borks out of here without being seen?”

She sat up, stretching her back as she let out an affirmative chirp.

“I... don’t understand,” Sue admitted, glancing between us.

“I skimmed over some of our abilities.” I grinned at Borks. “Would you mind, buddy?”

He grimaced, withdrawing it. “I promise you, this isn’t a bad thing.”

A chorus of agreement rang out, loudest of all was Claws, who chirped and nodded her head emphatically.

Sturgill, who had pulled Sue into a hug, raised his head. “Forgive me for saying so, but of course you’d say that. You’re all cultivators.” He immediately averted his eyes, showing deference.

“Hey,” Barry said, clicking his fingers to draw Sturgill’s attention. “None of that—we’re not a bunch of power-tripping nobles that need to be kowtowed to. We’re not some shadowy cabal of evil-doers.”

“You say that,” Roger said, “yet you all praise Fischer as your god. At least be honest with them.”

The bakers’ gazes both shot toward me. The prevalent emotion was clear.

Fear.

I had seen all I could handle. I’d tried to come into the meeting with my usual chipper attitude, but seeing the effect my actions and presence were having on Sue and Sturgill, I had to get away. Misunderstanding or not, it was too much. I hadn’t even realized I’d been slowly backing from the room, but seeing my proximity to the door, I edged toward it. Maria held my hand, trying to keep me there, but I had to go—had to get away.

“I think I’ve done enough damage for one day,” I muttered. “Sorry, but I think I need to leave the rest to you—”

“Wait,” Ellis said, standing.

His voice held iron, so I paused.

“This is not your fault, Fischer.”

I let out a self-deprecating laugh. “I think you’ll find it very much is, mate.”

“He’s right, Fischer,” Barry said. “We knew this was coming.”

My eyebrow furrowed as I glanced from one to the other. “You knew I’d do this?”

“No, that people would start awakening. You wanted to be left out of the loop, yes?” Ellis looked up from his notes. “Well, forgive me, but I believe you need to hear this, lest you descend into misguided self-blaming. Technically, you caused this, yes—but that’s because of the chi once more coursing through the world.”

He looked up at Sturgill. “You got a message from the System for baking, correct? Not for eating the food?”

“Yes...”

Ellis nodded. “Sturgill here awakened of his own accord. The System saw his baking as good enough to merit becoming a cultivator. Otherwise, Sue would have awakened by eating the danish.” He rubbed his chin. “Actually, she still might have if the System saw it as food created by a cultivator... A fascinating line of thought—which comes first: the chi, or the awakening?”

Entirely forgetting we were all there, Ellis began muttering to himself, taking notes on a fresh page.

Just like that, the former archivist had looked up, given me a tactical nuke of knowledge, then gone back to his work. I blinked at him, genuinely shocked by his efficiency. It made part of me feel better for one simple reason: it made sense. The chi that slammed into Sturgill had risen from the world around us, not within the lemon. I took a deep breath, exhaling it slowly as Maria came to my side and gripped my forearm lightly. There was still a tightness to my chest, but as I took another breath, its hold loosened.

“Better?” Barry asked.

“Yeah, mate. I should have noticed that myself, though.”

He gave me a kind smile. “You’ve had a tough morning too, mate. It’s not surprising that your thoughts weren’t clear.”

I didn’t respond, focusing entirely on my breathing as I tried to ground myself in the present moment.

“All right.” Barry clapped his hands together. “There’s one more thing you should hear me tell them, Fischer, then it’s probably best you leave.” He turned to Sue and Sturgill. “I wanted to bring you in and make you members of the church for some time now.”

Their eyes went wide, as did mine.

Before we could speak, Barry continued. “You’re both perfect candidates: smart, hardworking, and, most importantly, kind.The only reason we didn’t come and offer you ascension is because you both serve food to many of Tropica’s citizens, and we thought it might be problematic given we know so little about what causes someone to awaken. That you’ve now awakened, Sturgill, isn’t a curse. It’s a blessing. Perhaps this is the universe’s way of telling us we made a mistake in not coming to you sooner. For that, I’m sorry. If I’d come to you before the System took matters into its own hands, you wouldn’t have had such a traumatizing morning.”

I watched Sue and Sturgill’s faces closely. Though Barry’s words didn’t remove any of the ropes wrapping my chest, their reactions did. Fear remained, as did hesitation, weariness, and confusion. But now there was also curiosity.

They wanted to know more.

“Thank you, Barry,” I said, grabbing Maria’s hand. “And sorry again, guys.” I gave Sue and Sturgill one last glance before leading Maria out and up the stairs. We walked toward the surface in silence, both lost in our own thoughts as our feet scuffed on the stone stairs. When we stepped out into the sunlight, Maria stopped, turning her head toward me.

“Well?” she asked, her hair falling to the side as she cocked her head.

“Well what?”

“Are you going to tell me what’s still bothering you?”

I didn’t bother protesting, instead just shaking my head. “I’m that obvious?”

“To me? Yep.” She squeezed my hand. “Walk and talk?”

I nodded. “Walk and talk.”

Hand in hand, we turned and ambled off toward the distant treeline.