Chapter 86 - Idiot Han Cheng
Ankang County. I came to a house and asked a woman sitting in the doorway, "How do you do, madam? Excuse me! Is this Mr. Han Cheng's home? " The woman looked at me and said, "I wonder what business do you have with my brother-in-law? Do you want to meet the stupidest person in the world? " I smiled and said, "I'm here to visit the famous scholar Han Cheng!" The woman stared at me and laughed. "Scholar Han Cheng? Famous person? He must be a famous fool! It's really funny! " I said earnestly, "I think he is a very talented person. I came here to visit him!" The woman laughed even more. "Strange things happen every year, but this year, there are a lot of them! Such a fool would actually say that he was a capable person! There was no one in this world who could be happier than this joke! "Haha!" The woman laughed her head off.
I said seriously, "Madam, I really did come to see him. Is he at home?" The woman shook her head and said, "Please go back! He's definitely not that kind of person! " I said firmly, "I think he's definitely a talent! "Madam, please tell me where he is." The woman replied impatiently, "Fine! Fine! If it wasn't for the fact that his father is still alive and that my husband still has a bit of brotherly affection for his brother, I would have long wanted to kick him out! He didn't want to be bothered by such idiots all day long! He did not know where he had died! If he didn't work and only had nothing to eat, what was the use of waste like this? I might as well die! You say, don't you? I advise you not to go crazy, it's useless to look for him! "
I smiled. "This is my greeting gift to him. Please tell me, where is he?" I waved the gift I had brought in front of the woman. The woman stared at the gift and said happily, "I'll go find him now. Maybe he's sleeping with the pig!" I was so depressed that I couldn't speak.
After a long while, the woman came back and said, "I wonder where he died! Please go back! But you don't have to be so interested in fools! " I heaved a heavy sigh. "It seems that I won't be fated to be a great sage today! I will come back another day to visit you, I'm sorry to trouble you, Madam, to tell Mr. Han Cheng. I will trouble Madam to give these gifts to Mr. Han Cheng! "Also, here are some gifts for Madam!" I took out a piece of gold and gave it to the woman. When the woman saw the piece of gold, her eyes lit up. "Of course!" The woman couldn't wait any longer as she took the gold with both hands and held it in her arms, feeling it as if she was afraid of losing it. I then gave the gift to the woman, saluted her, and left.
The woman looked at my retreating form and muttered, "Is he crazy?" And Fan Li, who called himself a great official, would the head of a county lower himself to look for such an idiot? Haha... This world was truly strange! I'm dying of laughter, it's so funny! However, he gave me a piece of gold. Today's fortune is here! "Haha!" The woman kissed the gold.
As I walked, I saw a man in ragged clothes, his body covered with filth, squatting on the ground and scratching at the ground with a stick. He was talking to himself. I looked closely at the stones that had been laid out on the ground where the man had crouched, and at the things that the man had drawn. This was obviously a method of warfare and the setting up of formations. It was completely ridiculous! I couldn't help but exclaim, "Wonderful! It's really wonderful! " The man looked back at me, startled, and I stared back at him.
I sensed the impoliteness and immediately cupped my hands. "I'm sorry! I have disturbed you just now! Please forgive me! " The man just smiled and didn't answer. I asked, "So you are forgiving me? "May I ask who you are, sir?" That person giggled and said, "If you want to know who I am, that's fine too! But you must treat me to a meal first! How about it? No way! If it doesn't work, then forget it! " I laughed. "I thought it was some kind of request! I apologize, this is what I should do! Good! We'll find a restaurant to express our apologies for disturbing you! " The man didn't refuse. He just smiled and walked with me.
The man and I went to a bar and sat down. As I ate with him, I kept talking about everything he had done on the floor, and I nodded in admiration every time I heard the subtlety of his words. I was even more sure that he was a rare talent when I heard his words as if he were a ten-year old book! Furthermore, every time he speaks, he is obviously wary of me. The reason why he speaks out in front of me is because he wants to find someone who can appreciate him. I think that's exciting.
I waited for the person to finish eating before asking, "Excuse me, have you already forgiven me for my earlier actions?" The man waved his hand and said, "Then it's nothing! You don't have to care! On the contrary, I want to thank you for treating me to a hearty meal! " The man laughed again. I said with a big smile, "It's only right! "May I dare to ask for Mister's name?" That person replied: I'm just a commoner from Ankang's county! My surname is Han and my name is Han! " I was overjoyed as I carefully sized him up. "You are Mr. Han!" Han Cheng said, "That's me!" I stood up and saluted. "I've been looking forward to seeing you for a long time. It's really my greatest fortune to be able to see you today!" I just went to your house, but didn't see mister. I didn't expect to meet him on the way back! This is truly fortunate! "
Han Cheng laughed, "Everyone says I'm an idiot. I wonder why this little brother is looking for me!" Could it be that little bro is also a fool!? "Haha!" I said, "I've heard of your talents before! I'm here to invite Mister out of the mountains! I am that unpopular Fan Li, the one who empty-handedly led a county like Yu Lin. All day long I have been in fear and in fear! " Cheng laughed and said: "Haha! How come you're looking for a fool to run a county for an assistant? Haha! How funny! How funny! Only a fool would do such a thing! " Han Cheng had a silly look on his face.
I stood up and sighed, "If people like you don't come out, then I, Yu Lin, will definitely be massacred by Shi Xie's army! Sigh! Did the heavens really not pity the citizens of Yu Lin County? "Sigh!" The man's eyes fell on me for a moment, then changed to a sneer and continued to play the part of a fool. I said, "Sir, if you can help me, I will give you all my troops! As long as there's a day when I get rich, you'll get rich too! " When the person heard this, his eyes lit up with a golden light, but his gaze immediately returned to normal, and he still had a foolish look on his face.
I knew what he was thinking. Maybe he didn't believe me. I then unsheathed my sword and sliced off a corner of the table, and said: "I, Fan Li, hereby swear that as long as Mr. Han Cheng is willing to serve me, I will share the good fortune with him in the future. If I break this oath, heaven will be destroyed and the earth will be destroyed! We will die a horrible death! " I swore to bow respectfully towards Han Cheng and sincerely said, "Mister, please lend me a hand!" Han Cheng was dumbstruck. He couldn't believe everything that had happened before his eyes.
Han Cheng asked with his eyes wide open in confusion, "Are you really going to hand over all your troops to a fool? There is one more thing that I am Vietnamese, can you be at ease to give me the military authority? "
I sincerely said, "Mr. Han Cheng, Han Yue is a brother, why would he care? Regardless of the race, they were all the people of the big man, and as long as they had the ability, they were loyal to the big man. No matter which tribe they belonged to, they would all be able to hold a high position! I think it is easy to make a fool act smart, but to make a wise man act stupid for a long time is a very painful thing, and it is the hardest thing in the world! This was not something an ordinary person could do! Only those peerless geniuses could do such a thing! When those peerless geniuses could not change everything in the world, they could only associate with the current world and hide their talents. However, they were still despised by everything in the world, so they were often treated as fools by the world. However, once the opportunity to change everything in the world arrived, they would instantly unleash all of their hidden talents! Who in this world could stop these peerless geniuses from changing everything in this world? You no longer have to pretend to be a fool and bitterly wait for the opportunity to display your talent, because now is the best time for you, Mr. Han Cheng, to change everything in this world! The Hidden Dragon was toyed with by the shrimp and crab in the well for too long. It was about time for it to soar into the sky and look down upon everything in the world! Please, Mr. Han Cheng, don't decline anymore! Please soar to the skies for the sake of ending this chaotic world and for the sake of all the lives in this world! " After I said that, I cupped my fists and respectfully bowed to Han Cheng, lowering my head to Han Cheng! He pleaded to Han Cheng from the bottom of his heart.
"But when the chance to change everything in the world comes, they will instantly reveal all of their hidden talents! An earth-shattering explosion. Who could stop these peerless geniuses from changing everything in this world? You, a peerless genius, no longer need to pretend to be a fool and bitterly wait for the opportunity to display your talent. This is because this is the best time for you, Mr. Han Cheng, to change everything in this world! The Hidden Dragon had been toyed with by shrimp and crab in the well for too long, too long! Too long, it should be. "Hm …" Han Cheng actually started crying after saying what I said.
Han Cheng excitedly kneeled down in front of me. His bright eyes emitted a dazzling light as he sincerely submitted to me, "My lord, I really don't know how to repay a person who is considered a commoner and is also known as a fool by everyone. How can I ever find such respect from an adult like you?!" "Women love the face of those who like themselves, and soldiers love their friends and will die for their own sake!" From today onwards, I swear to follow you with my life! Even if sire gains fame in the future, Han Cheng is already useless. sire is like Emperor Gao Zu who killed Han Xin, and even if you kill me, Han Cheng, I won't regret everything I've done today. At that time, I'd rather die immediately! The reason is because you know me, believe in me, and use me to establish your name in this world, a monarch whose name will spread through the ages! This gives me a chance to vent my anger from all these years! Lord! Han Cheng is willing to swear his allegiance to you! "
I hastily helped Han Cheng up and said, "Mister! Sir, I am not a monarch, I am just an ordinary person! Sir, if you are able to join the Establishment, it will definitely add wings to the tiger's back. Taking down the Jiao Prefecture and even covering the entire continent to end this chaotic world is just around the corner! " Cheng was moved and said, "My lord! "Master..." I was thrilled. "Good! Great! "Mr. Han Cheng, please come back with me!"
Han Cheng and I returned to the camp. Chen Zhi shouted in shock, "What!? Fourth Brother actually appointed a fool to lead all of our troops? This, could this be true? " Zhang Tie replied, "It's absolutely true! I really don't know what Fourth Brother is thinking, I also don't see what kind of skills that idiot has. Isn't he going to give away the lives of the soldiers and civilians of Yu Lin's county for nothing? "
Li Xiong said, "I believe that Fourth Brother has his reasons!" Xuan Liu agreed with Li Xiong's thoughts. "I think the same as General Li Xiong!" Huang Ren: "No matter what, I will obey. I believe in my lord!" Chen Zhi suddenly laughed coldly at the side.
I joined hands with Han Cheng on the podium. I held the soldier token in both hands and said respectfully: "General Han, this is the soldier token. I will hand over seven thousand people to you, and have you go and defend against Shi Xie's attack! "Also, this is my sword. If there is a general who disobeys the command, you don't have to report to me to kill the general who disobeys the command!" As I said that, I unsheathed my sword and handed it over to Chao Cheng. Han Cheng took over the weapon token and the sword and excitedly said, "Yes! My lord! I will not let you down! " I nodded. "General!" I will always believe in you! " Han Cheng cupped his hands and said, "Your subordinate has set off! Please take care, my lord! " Han Cheng turned around and strode out of the tent, ordering his men to rush to the front lines. The generals coldly laughed, their hearts filled with unwillingness. Their faces were all filled with bewilderment. But things had already been set, and they couldn't oppose it.
The great army that the generals and I had personally escorted Han Cheng returned a few dozen kilometers later.
I said, "Generals, get ready to pack!" Li Xiong did not believe what he had just heard and asked urgently, "What!? Fourth brother, say it again, you want us to pack? Could it be that you really want those seven thousand people to stall Shi Xie for time so that you can escape? " I said, "Yes!" Everyone shouted angrily, "You! You are such a despicable person! We followed you wrong! " The crowd stared at me in bewilderment. The atmosphere on the field was extremely tense.
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[Note 1]: Han Chengming will be treated as a self-made military general in the game! There was no such person in the history of the three nations!