CH 3

Genius Long’s nerves which had been tight after learning that he didn’t need to die finally slowed down, and his life was extremely leisurely, but as time went by, he began to feel uncomfortable and wanted to scratch the wall.

He is a person of very common sense and time affairs, so he has been obediently staying in this room to accompany them in acting, living the life of Xiao Wang Ye, clothes and food to open his mouth, but always letting him stay in this room without a piece of modern supplies will suffocate his illness, so after breakfast this day, he looked at the silent General Gu on the opposite side, thinking for a long time, slowly rubbed it over, and smiled dryly: “That doctor Gu…Cough, General Gu, can I discuss something with you?”

General Gu’s hand holding the teacup paused slightly. In the past few days, unless they spoke first, Xiao Wang Ye would ignore them. It is rare to take the initiative to talk like today. He was very satisfied with this and nodded: “But it’s okay.”

“That’s right, don’t you want me to play retro style with you? I have no problem. I just want to know if the scope of your game is only this room or even the outside? Don’t get me wrong, I don’t want to escape, hehe…” Genius Long smiled flatteringly, carefully observing his face, and seeing that he didn’t respond, he continued, “Look, there is no TV, computer, mobile phone and a series of things here. It’s a bit too difficult to survive like this. You also know that I am a hacker. The computer is very good. I feel uncomfortable if I don’t touch it for a while, so I just thought if you only play in this room, can you get me a notebook, even if you can’t go online and let me play minesweeper, okay?”

“…” General Gu looked at him in silence.

Genius Long blinked his harmless eyes and looked at him, his face full of expectation.

General Gu’s hand holding the teacup began to tremble slightly. First of all, he could be sure that Xiao Wang Ye’s words were indeed human words, and secondly, he could be sure that Xiao Wang Ye’s words were indeed their common language, and finally, he could be even more sure that he could hear every word Xiao Wang Ye said clearly. But, yes, why is it so difficult to understand when connected together?！ Why is this? Could it be that he hasn’t read enough books?！

Seeing that he continued to be silent, Genius Long gave him time to think, got up and walked around the room, and said with emotion: “Oh, the candles at night have surprised me, but I didn’t expect anything to surprise me even more. I said you are too dedicated. The whole room doesn’t even have a socket. It looks like there is wood. It’s good. This room can be used to shoot ancient costumes. Well, when you get me this book, don’t forget to take a wiring board from the window, otherwise, the book will run out of power,” He turned and rubbed it over, “Okay, you How are you thinking about it?”

What do I need to consider… what? Why don’t I know? General Gu shook his hand and put down the teacup, maintaining facial paralysis. He has fought several battles so far. He has already seen life and death thoroughly. He has thought about dying in battle, and he has also thought about marrying a good wife in the future. With a full house of children and grandchildren, he has always believed that the worst thing is that the holy one waved his hand and pointed Xiao Wang Ye to him, but only today did he find out that he was wrong, very wrong!

He can be even worse!

Genius Long looked at his expression: “Then what… do you say?”

Xiao Wang Ye, what do you want me to say... General Gu turned to look at him, silent, but the sadness and anger in his eyes were extremely clear. Genius Long was very good at observing words and expressions. When he saw it, he knew that it was over. His shoulders collapsed and he said depressed: “Well, I see.”

General Gu’s pupils trembled, what do you know? What do you know? Why do you look disappointed? Did I say anything? You are like this… it has nothing to do with me, right? right?！

Genius Long turned around and rubbed it over again: “Well, let’s go back to the original topic. How big is your game scope? If it’s not just this room, then… can I go out for a walk? It’s good to bask in the sun to kill bacteria.”

General Gu took a deep breath and clenched his fists tightly. Although he didn’t understand the last point, he understood the above sentence and understood it! He had been on the battlefield, seen life and death, and killed countless generals in a dignified manner. For this major discovery, his whole body trembled with excitement, and tears filled his eyes.

Seeing that his eyes were congested, Genius Long immediately hugged his head and shrank into the corner, shivering and stretching out his paws to comfort him through the air: “Then what, don’t be angry, don’t be angry, I just ask casually, in fact, it’s okay if you don’t go out… Hehe…”

General Gu got up and strode over to pull him up.

Genius Long’s face turned white: “Don’t, don’t, you are the devil…”

General Gu shook his hands, pulled him to open the door and stood in the courtyard, patting him on the shoulder as kindly as possible: “Come on, we are out, you can turn around as you want,” he paused and added, “I know you want to turn around.” That means I understand, I understand!

Genius Long’s small body almost fell apart at his slap, and he hurriedly jumped to the side and said gratefully: “Thank you, you are such a good person.”

General Gu coughed and tried his best to control his emotions. He intuitively believed that this was a good time to have a good relationship with Wang Ye.

Genius Long looked around and opened his mouth: “How much do you like to act in costume dramas?” 

“…” General Gu couldn’t understand magnificently again.

Genius Long glanced at him and slowly turned his head and walked forward: “By the way, you are also very deep in acting. You obviously didn’t have much facial paralysis before. Do you want to consider going to Hollywood if you are old? It’s better to make a movie by yourself, don’t you think?”

“……”

Genius Long looked at him and continued to walk silently, followed by General Gu. Genius Long wandered around and finally came to the open space of the front hall. Looking up to the sky, he couldn’t see any high-rise buildings except for the ancient building in the corner not far away. He thought to himself, Could it be a suburb? But what happened to the ancient building in the distance?

It would be great if I could go out and have a look.

Seeing him standing still staring at the gate of the general’s mansion, General Gu called the butler and ordered him to open the door a little bit.

Genius Long suddenly looked at the door with bright eyes. He hadn’t seen a normal person for a long time. He intuitively thought that there would be passing tourists outside, but he was wrong. The door opened and the people outside the back door were all dressed like this.

“…” He turned his head stiffly and looked at General Gu with a look of disbelief, “Lei Yan… for me… came out of an ancient city?!”

“…” General Gu also began to be interested in Lei Yan.

Genius Long sucked his nose: “What the hell does he want to do…” He silently found a place to sit down, looking up at the blue sky in a daze.

General Gu hesitated for a moment, walked over and sat down beside him, and both of them were silent.

It took Genius Long a long time before he sighed faintly and pointed to the sky: “There is no plane. Isn’t this the route? It won’t be long before I even forget what modern life is like. Lei Yan wants me to return to nature and be a savage? Really perverted enough!”

“……”

Genius Long patted him on the shoulder: “Forget it, you continue to have facial paralysis, I will go back to sleep.”

General Gu watched him leave silently, and called the servant to give two orders, one was to look for someone named Lei Yan, and the other was to look for a bird or insect called an airplane, and he turned around and went back to the study… went to study.

Hurry up and read more, the more you read, the better, and then he may be able to understand that person’s words.

Genius Long has rarely stayed in that room since he was pardoned and allowed to leave. The General’s residence was magnificent, but the wisteria in the corridor and the flowerbeds in the courtyard added a touch of softness that he loved and would have liked to spend his holidays here had the situation not been so bad.

He secretly observed houseguests and found that these extras were really not ordinary dedicated. They played their roles dutifully every day. He didn’t even have a lazy mobile phone. He had been to the kitchen and still hadn’t found the shadow of electrical appliances. He couldn’t help but sigh in his heart. Lei Yan really wanted him to return to nature.

He sat bored on the cloister, looking at the maidservants in the courtyard. The only thing that pleased him here was these actresses. They did not have the bold indulgence of the women he knew well, but they had a restrained and quiet temperament. Although some of them did not look very good, the classical charm between the gestures was very appreciated. I really don’t know where Lei Yan found the person.

“My fair lady, a gentleman is so kind, the ancients sincerely did not deceive me.” He said leisurely, then yawned, got up lazily and went back to his room to take a nap.

General Gu came out from the corner of the cloister and watched him leave in silence. He originally wanted to chat with Xiao Wang Ye, but he knew that Xiao Wang Ye had just arrived in the courtyard and gone back. He could only give up, but he heard what he said just now.

So after Genius Long woke up, he saw that the originally gentle little maid had become a five-year-old man. The man put the fruit plate on the table and said respectfully, “Wang Ye, eat fruit.”

Genius Long looked at the fruit plate, then at his rough face, and twitched the corners of his mouth: “Oh, you…you go out, don’t come in if it’s okay.”

“Yes.”

Genius Long got up and looked out of the window. Everywhere he could see in the courtyard was a man. He rubbed his stomach and walked back with a distorted face, secretly wondering if Lei Yan had no money to pay his salary? Are you kidding me?

He sighed, and the last hobby of admiring beauties was deprived, and he was very depressed now.

“Wang Ye.”

Genius Long looked up, and the person who came was the little eunuch beside him. According to the script he had mastered, this person was loyal to him from the time he was a child and served by his side.

The reason for talking about the script is that the little eunuch has been telling him some messy things these days. For example, he has a mother and a brother who loves him very much. He took it for granted that this person was introducing the background of the current costume drama, so he memorized it as a script.

Genius Long glanced at him: “Come to tell me the script again?”

The little eunuch Wei Xiaoan nodded: “Yes.” According to the observations of him and General Gu in the past few days, Wang Ye should have lost his memory due to excessive fright or head trauma. As for why Wang Ye’s words were incomprehensible, they thought about it, but in the end, it was still due to amnesia.

So they firmly believed that as long as this person’s memory came back, he would be healed, so he would come every day to tell Wang Ye about the past, and every time Wang Ye would always say the word “script”, he thought that the script was equivalent to memory.

Genius Long was helpless: “Let’s talk.”

Wei Xiaoan whispered, carefully observing his expression as he spoke, seeing that Xiao Wang Ye was still like that, the expectations in his heart were shattered again.

Genius Long was bored when he heard this, and simply waved his hand: “Okay, that’s it for today, this king is going to go shopping.” After that, regardless of his reaction, he got up and left, got out of the courtyard, and began to look for classical beauties left and right.

Naturally, Wei Xiaoan didn’t dare to go against his wishes and knew that the current Wang Ye didn’t like others to follow, so he went to the study to find General Gu. When General Gu saw him coming in, he immediately asked, “How is it?”

“It’s still like that.”

General Gu sighed, and before he could speak, he suddenly looked out the window. Wei Xiaoan also looked over. He saw that Xiao Wang Ye who gave them a headache somehow wandered here and looked around. Then his eyes lit up and he quickly shrank to the corner. They followed his gaze-there was a maid standing at the end of the corridor.

There was a dead silence in the study, and a certain Xiao Wang Ye in the corner smiled extremely contentedly, blinking his shiny eyes and continuing to glance around, like a cheating cat, it was a shame to lose the royal face.

“…” General Gu said, “I will go into battle tomorrow in armour.”

“…” Wei Xiaoan choked, “This minion will return to the palace with Xiao Wang Ye tomorrow.”

After the two were silent for a long time, they glanced at each other. Wei Xiaoan’s body shook and his face turned pale. He knelt down and choked: “The sword has no eyes, please protect Wang Ye thoroughly!” After that, he knocked on his head with a bang.

General Gu sighed faintly.

On the second day, General Gu took command of the expedition, and the soldiers of the whole army lined up for the sacrifice ceremony. When the emperor was also present, he looked around after the ceremony and asked, “Where is Haohao?”

General Gu replied: “Back to the emperor, Wang Ye has returned to the palace, saying that he doesn’t want to come to see me off.”

The Emperor laughed and said nothing. He said that his brother was afraid of the sadness of parting, so he did not come. He nodded understandingly and once again did not raise any suspicions.

General Gu got on his horse and set off. The army quickly left the imperial city and walked forward. He saw a carriage parked on the official road. Inside was a certain Wang Ye who had been drugged and fallen asleep. At the same time, when the emperor returned to the palace to look for his baby brother who had not been seen for many days, he only saw the little eunuch who was unconscious. After asking around, he realized that Wang Ye had not returned to the palace, but only sent a carriage in, and inside was Wei Xiaoan.

The emperor was shocked when he heard this and hurriedly ordered Wei Xiaoan to wake up.

Wei Xiaoan knelt on the ground and wept bitterly: “The emperor, spare this life, Wang Ye has to get into the team and go on an expedition with the army, this minion can’t stop it, this minion deserves to die, this minion deserves to die!”

The Empress Dowager was there at the time, and when she heard that her pampered young son had gone to war, her eyes rolled up and she lost her breath.

The emperor hurried over to smooth her down. The thought of this little eunuch not being able to keep an eye on Xiao Wang Ye made him furious, but he knew his brother’s temper and even if he sent someone to fetch him, he would probably try to run back halfway, so what if he ran into danger again on the way? So it is better to let him stay honestly by General Gu’s side and go to the battlefield to experience it.

Thinking about it, when the emperor picked up the brush, he wrote a letter seriously with an attitude he had never had before, asking General Gu to protect his younger brother thoroughly, as long as his younger brother is okay, he can give whatever reward he wants.

As a result, the two deceiving sinners once again buckled their deceiving hats on their heads, and they passed this level in near misses.

After sending the letter, the Emperor and the Empress Dowager returned to their respective palaces, bathed and dressed, and went to …… to burn incense and worship the Buddha with great devotion.