C49

I promised.

When he got home, he felt like his whole body was burning.

If he wore these old clothes for two days in a row, he would definitely be able to feel the prickly heat on his body.

I hope I can get this thing off successfully tonight.

I lay awake, tossing and turning.

After lying on the bed for a while, his body felt unbearably hot.

When I needed him the most, Second Master Lin arrived in a hurry.

But what surprised me was that the Second Master Lin did not come alone. He also brought a person and used a small truck to pull a lot of things.

What confused me the most was that all of the goods on the carriage were all for the funeral, which caused me to be completely confused. My heart skipped a beat as I asked Second Master Lin, which family died again?

The Second Master Lin mysteriously closed the courtyard door, and then pulled the man over. The person who came with him was an old man who was about his age, and he introduced him to me as Old Master Wang.

This Old Master Wang doesn't seem to like talking much. He nodded at me and started to unload the goods in the courtyard.

When the Second Master Lin's family members heard the commotion, they also came out. When they saw the things that were used for the funeral, they were dumbfounded.

Without waiting for Second Master Lin's reply, Da Jian and the other Xiao Tao rushed in.

So it turns out that they had been keeping watch at Baozi's home, and had heard from others that there was a funeral in the Second Master Lin's home. Those people who loved to spread rumors said that I had died, so they hurriedly rushed over to take a look.

It didn't matter if the door was opened, as there were many people who wanted to join in the fun to watch.

The Second Master Lin did not rush to explain, but went to the door first, facing the people who were watching the show, he had to do something later, if the ghost child accidentally gets on someone's body, I do not care.

These words were indeed useful.

Originally, the matter with Baozi's home made the villagers feel unlucky. They all thought I was the God of Misfortune, but with the Second Master Lin's threat, all of them ran away.

Second Master Lin shut the door and walked back to us, waving his hand to tell us not to be anxious. First of all, none of your family members died.

The Xiao Tao did not understand, since no one died, why did you drag these things into your house?

Second Master Lin said that he would conduct a funeral for me.

At that time, I jumped a little. I was alive and well, did they want me to die earlier?

Xiao Tao and the rest could not stand it anymore, and looked at each other.

Second Master Lin quickly waved his hand, and let him finish what he wanted to say. Because I am wearing the birthday suit, my soul can be taken away at any time, so in order to keep my soul, I have to take off the birthday suit, of course, it is not simple to take off your clothes, you just have to take it off, so you have to use "fake soul" to confuse them, and then do a fake funeral. First, let me lie down in the coffin, then take off my birthday suit, and wear it on paper man's body, and then burn it.

This move was called "Tracing the Sky and the Ocean". Second Master Lin asked me to remember.

I quickly nodded my head. I'll remember! I thought, learning another move, feeling the excitement in my heart.

The Second Master Lin said that we shouldn't stand still for now, everyone quickly started moving, it would happen when the sky turns dark.

Although we were all surprised, there was nothing we could do. After all, Second Master Lin was helping me.

That Old Master Wang didn't interrupt from the beginning until the end, he kept talking while unloading the goods. Second Master Lin told me that I cannot let this funeral slip by carelessly, and must follow the proper procedures.

I said yes, whatever you say is what it is. Anyway, my bottom line is, don't really kill me.

Second Master Lin's face was filled with displeasure. F * ck you, what the hell are you saying?

This Old Master Wang was Second Master Lin's good friend for many years, and had done all sorts of useless things in his life. More specifically, Old Master Wang was a "shanty master", who was the one whose family had lost their lives and set up funeral shed for others.

Sheltering masters were not something that could be done by ordinary people. There were many things that needed to be paid attention to. First, they had to understand Feng Shui, then they had to look at the people who made the orders, then they had to look at the people who made the tents.

Everyone had seen rural funeral shed construction before, did they think that it would just be a piece of cake? However, this was not the case. If one's funeral shed was not good enough, it would affect the lives of future generations, and some things might even go wrong.

When Old Master Wang was young, the national situation was unstable, the people did not live in peace, people who starved to death were everywhere, and at that time, there were even more supernatural incidents in the countryside.

Six years ago, I was still not born. Old Master Wang and Second Master Lin belong to the same town, but they are not from the same village.

At that time, a young man from their village died. His family was not rich, but he could get enough food. Once, a young man brought his own chick into the village to sell, and he ended up being criticized as a "opportunist."

Not to mention the scuffle, but in the end, he was beaten to death on the street. His corpse was left behind on the streets, and it was not an exaggeration at all. This was the truth of the matter.

At that time, everything was ready, funeral shed were also ready, and when Second Master Lin opened the "Death Announcement" and was about to put it in the coffin, something happened.

An evil wind suddenly blew without any warning, and the funeral shed was flipped to the sky. That scene could be said to be extremely miserable, and it was truly evil.

This scared everyone to death, and they hurriedly set up their funeral shed again. However, just as they set up their funeral shed, a gust of wind blew past them again.

At this time, everyone present saw that the corpse had turned into a "Cyan Forehead," and its color was becoming darker and darker.

"Cyan Forehead" was not a small matter, it was the precursor of "getting up the corpse".

The "fake corpse" was due to the fact that the person had just died and their nervous system hadn't completely died yet. Due to external reasons, when the nerve was stimulated, it would be easy to fake the corpse.

However, a corpse could only sit up. In less than a minute, it would have to lie down again.

The scariest thing was "getting up". If his forehead turned blue, then there would be trouble.

It was easy for him to stand up, and within a short period of time, he might attack someone. This phenomenon was still unexplained up until now.

The funeral shed went back and forth a few times, but they were always blown down by the wind. Moreover, the color of the "Cyan Forehead" became darker and darker.

Second Master Lin only helped people arrange the funeral, how would he know how to set up the funeral shed! So he could not find the reason.

A relative who had lost his home introduced to Second Master Lin that there was a "shed master" in Ma Fang Village and asked him if he should come over to take a look.

Second Master Lin listened to his suggestion and quickly called for people to come over.

The awning master was Old Master Wang.

The funeral was temporarily put on hold until Old Master Wang was invited. He came over to look at the scene, and then asked the family about the situation of the deceased.

In the course of their conversation, they learned that the deceased was extremely "respected" when he was alive. If he was killed, it would also be a disaster caused by his pride.

It was probably because his mouth was not clean that he angered the "guards with red hoops".

After hearing this, Old Master Wang looked at funeral shed and understood what was going on. funeral shed were set up too casually and too simply.

[Young man, you have a good face. You left in such a miserable manner. You should at least let him leave with dignity, right?]

In the end, Second Master Lin paid 200 yuan for the bereaved families and accepted the job.

In the afternoon, he brought over a load of stuff, and before long, a new set of funeral shed was set up.

The two ends of the funeral shed were constructed with two pieces of pure Golden Silk Sauna Wood, forming a huge door. The thickness of the door would probably require two adults to hug it, and the most impressive part was that the engraved "Wandering Dragon and Phoenix" on the Golden Silk Sauna Wood was similar to the 3D effect of now, looking very lifelike, one could imagine the degree of detail of its workmanship.

At the top of the funeral shed, there was a large, glittering golden flat surface.

On both sides of the funeral shed gate, there were carvings of pure golden silk nan wood, left cow's head, right horse's face, they held axes, hooks and forks, and they were overbearing!

The construction of the other parts of the funeral shed were even more particular, a total of 749 thin and long golden silk nan trees firmly supported the funeral shed, this kind of battle situation, had a lot of face!

Everything was ready, the Old Master Wang said that the funeral could continue.

Second Master Lin opened the "Death Announcement" and placed it inside the coffin. As expected, the "Cyan Forehead" of the dead gradually retreated, the funeral was successfully completed, the funeral shed did not move at all, there was no more wind, and the "Cyan Forehead" of the dead completely disappeared.

The Second Master Lin said that at that time, the decorations on the walls of the Old Master Wang had changed.

Five years later, the family became the "wealthiest" in town.

From then on, Old Master Wang's business was at a peak.

Fortunately, in the chaos of "excluding the Four Old", Second Master Lin and the Old Master Wang, who were engaged in feudal thoughts, passed through that era safely.