Chapter 82: Welcome To Dargot

Chapter 82: Welcome To Dargot

Mandy ran towards Sonny who jumped down from his horse and embraced her. Also watching this reunion were a dozen or so soldiers on horseback. They were covered in dust and grime but that did nothing to hide the air of menace they exuded. The only thing worse than a vicious thug is a vicious thug in uniform.

Each was built like brick shit-house and had the face of man who would kill you if he could be bothered, so probably best not to bother him.

You guys know Sonny, I said to Jenny.

Yes. We met him in Fengarad. He was close with Tin and Dag.

Great.

Not a big fan? asked Jenny.

As Sonny and Mandy excitedly exchanged words, his face transformed from delight to shock to sadness. Mandy pointed over to us, and then Sonnys face took on a whole new visage. I guess you could call it fury.

Not exactly. By the way, Im kicking you out of the group. If Sonny asks, we just escorted you here.

No, said Jenny. Im with you guys. She said it in a very matter of fact manner.

Maurice appeared next to me. We could leave.

He was right. We could turn around and walk away, the kind of walking you do when your legs move very fast, but where would we go? And that was only if Sonny allowed it. There was no way we could outrun him and any kind of fight would end badly for us.

Lets head into the city. Hopefully, he wont start anything in front of all these people. I started walking towards the city gate with the others close behind me. And I mean really close.

We didnt get far before Sonny called out. Stop! I need to speak to you.

What is it, Sonny? What do you want? In an attempt to cover up my nervousness I may have overcompensated and gone belligerent. Would have sounded even more confrontational if my voice hadnt jumped two octaves.

The Dirty Dozen on horseback straightened in their saddles, although they might have just been wondering about the strange boy with the falsetto.

Sonny ignored me and looked across to Jenny. Jen, love, Im so sorry about Tin and the others. You must be heartbroken.

I didnt know what Mandy had told him, but it didnt sound like he knew what had really happened. Which was a relief.

He turned his attention back to me. Mandy tells me you encountered the lizardmen. Sonny spoke through gritted teeth but in quite a formal manner, like he was dealing with us in an official capacity. Youll have to come with us to be debriefed.

On the surface of it he sounded quite reasonable. He just wanted to get a report on what wed seen for the security of the city. But I wasnt in any hurry to be alone in some backroom with him. His strangely restrained manner made me think he was putting on a show, either for the men behind him or for the people who had stopped to watch out of curiosity.

No thanks, I said. We already have plans.

It wasnt a request, mate, said Sonny. Theres a war going on, in case you hadnt noticed. The information you have could be important.

Yes, I said, it could. And once weve sorted ourselves out Ill be sure to report what we know to the proper authorities, which Im pretty sure isnt you, you fuckwit.

Maybe it would have been wiser to not aggravate the situation, but Sonny was going out of his way to present himself as calm and collected, which made me think the best way to handle things was to go in the opposite direction.

Last time we met, I continued, you were in the Fengarad army. They get attacked and suddenly youre in the Dargot army. I guess if the lizardmen head up this way, youll join the fucking navy.

Ah, Colin, if Id known you were arriving today I would have been here to meet you. He seemed to know me, although I had no idea who he was. But there was something about the way he carried himself, the way he spoke, that demanded attention. And most of all, there was the uniform.

In most armies, you can tell how important someone is by their get up. The higher up the chain of command you go, the more ornate the outfit. Gold braid, fringes, bigger hats, extra bells and whistles. Its fairly obvious whos in charge. But there is one kind of uniform that trumps them all. It isnt particularly flashy or colourful. In fact, its usually the opposite; practical, unfussy, plain. But if you look closely, there will be a small insignia somewhere, maybe on the cuffs or the collars, that gives away the function of their unit. A skull.

The skull is there to say, Dont mind me, Im just here to kill you all. Secret police, death squad, Ministry of Informationthe titles can vary, but the job is the same. Scare the shit out of everyone.

In this case, the skull was embroidered very beautifully onto each shoulder, with a lightning bolt slicing it in two.

He stopped next to the petrified soldiers. Ah, Feddon. Nice to see you again.

Thank you, Lord Administrator, said the previously formidable brute. He now shook in his boots like a newborn Bambi. Very nice to see you too.

And how are the wife and children? Good, I trust. Your eldest, Tiffia, is it? She must be getting on to fifteen now. How time flies, eh? Lets hope she grows up to be as delightful a woman as her lovely mother.

Yes, Lord Administrator. Thank you, Lord Administrator.

On the surface of it youd think it was just polite small talk, but the look in Feddons eyes was pure panic. He seemed to be begging, No, please, not my daughter. Ill do anything, just leave her be...

The Lord Administrator smiled genially and moved on, much to Feddons obvious relief.

Captain, good to have you back. I hope your mission was fruitful.

Yes, Lord Administrator, said Sonny. Even he seemed subdued in this small mans presence.

You should probably go file your report. Immediately, if not sooner. It was said in an almost jokey manner, and yet it was less a suggestion and more an absolute command.

Yes. I was just going to take care of

No need to worry about your friends. Ill make sure theyre taken care of. He turned to us. Please, allow me to welcome you to Dargot. You will join me for dinner, yes? A response was not required, the decision had already been made. Im sure you have a lot of questions about our wonderful city. And I have a lot of questions for you. Oh, and Captain

Sonny and his men had climbed back onto their horses. Yes, Sir?

After youve filed your report, why dont you join us? Im sure youll want to catch up with your fellow visitors.

Sonnys face paled. Thank you, Lord Administrator.

Itll just be an informal affair, no need to bring anything. Or anyone. Id thought the Dirty Dozen were menacing. This guy made them all look like a bunch of adorable tykes. Especially now that they were all grinning at each other and bumping fists. Not getting invited to dinner was apparently cause for celebration.

Ill look forward to it, said Sonny like he was swallowing broken glass. He flicked the reins and headed through the city gates, followed by some very happy thugs.

Ah, alone at last, said our new friend. And we were. The whole area, which had been teeming with people a few seconds ago, was now completely deserted. It was hard to know if we should be grateful for his intervention, or just take our chances and run for it. He only had little legs, hed never catch us.

He must have seen me sizing him up. Youd never outrun the dogs.

I looked around but couldnt see any dogs. I believed him, though. And in any case you should never turn down a free meal. You never know when it might be your last.

AN: Ive started a thread on Reddit, just to see if it catches anyones attention. You can visit the thread here (LINK) and I'll be updating releases on Reddit regularly from now on. Updated from novelbIn.(c)om