Chapter 134: One Up

Chapter 134: One Up

In a game, you die, you res, you go again. Whether you go all the way back to the beginning or respawn at a save point, its a huge advantage to know whats coming and to get several chances at beating it.

If real life were like that, we would probably have a very different view of death.

But consider if you were the character in the game. Not some pixels, actually you, a living person. Every time you died, you would come back, but youd have to experience death over and over again.

Would you become used to it? Treat it as no big deal?

I had experienced death once. Not a near-death experience, an actual-death experience. It didnt matter to me how advantageous it might be to get killed, I had no intention of experiencing that despair and desolation again.

The axe the boy had dropped lay at my feet. I bent down and picked it up.

Listen to me, I said to the woman sitting on the floor, Im going to ask you some questions and I want you to answer them like Im a five-year-old. Like Ive just arrived in this world and have no clue how anything works. Okay?

She looked at me tight-lipped, then at the axe in my hand, and nodded.

You two, I shifted my gaze from one boy to the other, Im guessing youre thinking of ways to kill us. You probably have a bunch of other weapons hidden around the place. Dont. If you try anything, I wont kill you, Ill chop off your hands and feet.

The older boy blanched and the younger one tried to squirm into his mothers armpit.

Colin!

I turned around to face Claire. You can shut it, too. You have no idea whats going on here, so save your judgements until after we get some answers.

Hes still a child, she said, her voice full of self-righteous indignation. Although I felt her position was somewhat undermined by the jacket oknives she was holding, recently confiscated by me from the child.

How do you know? You heard what she said, they dont die. He could be fifty years old and just very short for his age.

She bit the inside of her cheek and didnt say anything. I didnt think he was really fifty, not unless he used a very high quality moisturiser, but my point was still valid. We didnt know the rules of this world or how things worked. Until we did, I intended to be a complete and utter bastard to these people.

Dudley, stand by the door and keep a watch for anyone approaching.

Dudley moved to the window by the door and peered out. The room we were in was a kitchen. There was a stone stove in one corner, some roughly made cabinets and a large wooden table with four chairs. The number of chairs raised some questions.

There were two doorways leading to other rooms. I poked my head in both. One had a large bed, the other had two smaller ones.

Whats your name? I asked the woman.

Terry.

Who else lives here with you three?

My husband.

And where is he?

Hes resting.

Did you kill him? I asked.

She shot a dark glare at me. Yes. It was his birthday yesterday. Of course I killed him.

At first I thought she was being sarcastic, but she wasnt.

Hes in the basement. He wont rise until tomorrow at the earliest, so you dont need to worry about him.

There was no indication of how to get into the basement, but that could wait. I told Terry to get up and sit at the table.

She struggled to her feet, babe in arms, and sat down on a rickety-looking chair. Her older son took up position behind her, clutching his arm.

This place is called Nekromel, right?

She nodded.

And nobody stays dead? She nodded again. What does that mean? If I killed you now, how long before you came back to life?

A day, maybe two. It depends how severe the injuries are.

And the wounds just heal by themselves. Like magic.

She reared her head back like Id said something offensive. No, not like magic. It is natural. There are no dark arts involved.

What if I did chop off his feet? I said pointing to the boy in her arms. Would they grow back?

No, said Terry. She grimaced at the idea. They would have to be reattached.

What about his arm? said Jenny, pointing at the older boy. Will it fix itself.

Terry glanced over her shoulder. No. He will have to die to heal.

Not necessarily. I approached the boy.

He flinched away from me, but I grabbed hold of his arm. He let out a yelp of pain.

Dont hurt him, cried out his mother.

Im not. Once I started healing his arm, the boy stopped struggling.

The pain left his eyes, to be replaced by wonder.

It it feels better!

Terrys face didnt express much in the way of gratitude. You are a sorcerer!

What are you two daft bints doing? Shes a fucking psychopath.

Shes not a psychopath, said Flossie. She just has a different outlook to us.

Different outlook? Are you fucking joking?

And and please dont use that kind of language in front of the children, said Terry.

Oh, sure. You raise them to murder people, but lets not teach them any swears, we wouldnt want them to turn into delinquents.

Im going to do it, said Jenny. She took another knife from the jacket which Claire had left on the table for anyone to help themselves. Death is different here. We cant die.

I took the second knife from her. They cant die, I said. We dont know if the same thing applies to us.

But you came back, she said.

No, I didnt. You heard what she said. You die, you heal, you come back to life. Thats not what happened to me. She didnt say anything about travelling back in time.

Ive been thinking about that, said Maurice, turning around in the chair and flicking back through his notes. Uncle Pete said something about how the spires displaced people. I think the weapon was aimed at the vortex when it opened. Colin jumped first, he may have got hit by the weapon.

See? I said. I shielded you all. Saved you again. Back to the top of the leaderboard for me. The least you ungrateful bastards could do is treat me like your lord and saviour. Which is what I am.

Maurice ignored my outburst. When he died he got boomeranged back into his other body. It may be completely unrelated to what these people go through.

Even if we did come back to life like them, I said, trust me, you dont want to die even once.

Why? implored Jenny, resorting to whining. Was it the pain? Did it hurt a lot?

No. I mean, yes, it hurt a lot, but My body shook at the thought, but I forced the words out. She wouldnt let it lie otherwise, and the whining was more than I could handle (as she well knew). There was someone there. Waiting. Laughing. And not in a fun way. Okay? Happy now?

There was a sharp intake of breath from Terry. It isnt possible! Her eyes were wide and she glared at me with her lips twisted in revulsion.

What isnt possible? I asked her.

You met the Jester. Your spirit is ready to ascend. It cannot be. How many times have you died?

That was my first time, thanks to junior. The kid in her arms was asleep, probably dreaming of ways to kill me.

You can pass through the barrier, she said bitterly. You can meet the masters. Sorcery, this is foul sorcery.

These masters, said Maurice, what do they look like?

Like angels, said Terry, a light in her eyes.

So, wings? Maurice asked her.

Yes.

And horns, and big teeth? A tail?

Yes. They are beautiful.

Theyre demons, I said to Maurice.

Yeah. Im just thinking, you remember what happened to Chengs mother?

Of course, his dad Oh.

Maurice scratched at his chin and looked over his notes. I thought at first Dalada was like a corruption of the ladder. You know, how place names get corrupted over time. Like Deptford was a deep ford. She talked about ascending so, it made sense.

But now you dont think so?

No. Dalada. The larder. I think these people are food. When they join with the masters

He left it hanging, but it was obvious what he was suggesting.

Is that true? I asked Terry. Do the masters eat you?

No! We join with them and attain bliss. It is the

The natural way. Yeah, right. Listen, Terry, I dont know how to tell you this, but youre a huge moron. Hu-uge. Everything youve been told is utter nonsense and youre a fool to have believed it.

How is that meant to help? asked Claire.

This is what she gets for teaching her kid to stab a stranger in the heart. Plus it makes me feel better.

Thats not true, said Terry defiantly. No hint of doubt in her eyes. You are an unbeliever. There are others like you, trying to overthrow the masters, but they will not succeed and neither will you.

So, there was a resistance. That might come in useful.

I leaned down closer to Terry. The demons you think of angels are monsters who eat people. The eat you like roast goat. Yum, yum. And they make you think its your idea. You fucking idiot.

Im all for cultural diversity, but some cultures are just stupid.

Ah get it, said Flossie. People dont die here because they want their food to stay fresh, She sounded very pleased with herself. For a second. Ugh. Thats horrible.

And, said Dudley, there isnt an overpopulation problem because

Circle of life, I said. Hakuna ma-fuckin-tata.

Uncle Pete said Visitors provided more fuel for his weapon, said Maurice, maybe its the same here. Colins ready to be on the menu because hes prime grade beef. We probably all are.

I like your theory, I said. It makes a lot of sense. With this information I think were in a much better position to deal with these demons. We may actually have a chance of survival in this place. I say our first move should be to go back to the beach, try to get in touch with Wyndam, and sail for the other side of the world.