Chapter 231: Sonny Days, Laney Nights

Chapter 231: Sonny Days, Laney Nights

Powerful people adamantly believe two things. First, that they deserve more power. Second, other people want to take their power away.

If you claim not to be interested being the boss, they wont believe you. Ah, theyll think, the old I dont want power power play.

Its difficult for them to consider a world where the things they prize above all else are treated as worthless. Not because of a difference in how those things are valued, but simply because of the inferred insult. You like things that are shit. Hard not to take that personally. Even if its true.

You want me to help you remove my wife from the Requbar throne? asked the Rat King. He had obviously heard what Id said, but repeating it helped underline the inherent stupidity of my request.

Yes, I said.

And youll take care of the infestation of humans in the Ancestors tomb?

Shouldnt be a problem. Having a bunch of trolls would help. Hard to barricade yourself in, when theres a bunch of portable bulldozers ready to smash through any defences.

But you dont wish to be involved in the governing of Requbar, above or below ground?

Thats right. I could sense his suspicions growing.

Why is it you want to remove the Queen from her position if you dont wish to replace her?

Revenge, I said. A nice, solid reason any egomaniac could appreciate.

Revenge for what? asked the King, leaning forward. Gossip is usually seen as a female failing, but men are just as easily seduced by it, Ive found. Its just frowned upon to do it openly, so men do it in small groups, whereas women prefer to do it in huge crowds with megaphones.

Its personal, I said, getting his juices running, but it involves my woman. Her. I pointed at Jenny. She belongs to me. My private property, you understand? And the Queen tried to steal her. I cant allow that to go unpunished.

How could the King not accept my logic? Clearly everything I was saying made total sense. I didnt have to turn around to know the kinds of looks I was getting. You might think it impossible for someone to roll their eyes and maintain a death stare at the same time, but you would be very wrong.

I see. The King turned to the shaman. Do you believe him?

Nicopez blinked slowly and flicked his thin tongue in and out of his mouth. I believe he wishes to defeat the Queen. After that... This chapter is updated by nov(e)(l)biin.com

Sure, I could suddenly decide to make a claim for the throne once the mad bat had been kicked off, but I presented more of a sneaky threat you just had to keep your eye on rather than a powerful foe who was going to crush you with his mighty thews. Whatever thews were. I was manageable.

Whether you help me above ground or not is up to you, but first show me this tomb or crypt of whatever it is.

The King hesitated, looking to his shaman.

If I really wanted to make a power grab, I could just attack you now, I pointed out. You wouldnt last very long against the trolls. I had no idea if the trolls would agree to fight a whole kingdom of rats, but it sounded like a reasonable threat.

No, it isnt that, said the King. We have left the humans where they are because we do not wish to offend the Ancestors. If we were to disturb their remains, their wrath could destroy us all.

So the nub of the matter was much more simple and straightforward. They were scared of ghosts.

Wouldnt the Ancestors approve of us throwing out the infidels squatting in their tomb? I looked at the shaman. Isnt that what theyre telling you to do?

I have not been able to commune with the Ancestors of late, said Slippery McNewtface. I fear the humans have already defiled the altar of the Ancestors.

The altar? I pressed him.

It contains the knowledge and wisdom of the Ancestors. It is a beacon and a conduit.

Then I think its obvious what we have to do, I said. We dont need any rats to come with us. A look of palpable relief spread around the room. The shaman can lead us to the altar. As the chosen spokesman of the Ancestors, no harm will befall him. And he can help guide us to do the Ancestors will. He can probably get a much better signal once were down there.

The shaman looked nervous. Well, he blinked slowly and flicked his tongue, which always made him look nervous, but I thought he had an extra-worried tinge to it this time.

What say you, Nicopez? asked the King. No one had looked more relieved than him not to be paying a visit to the tomb, but he didnt seem to mind sending the priest off to deal with the ghosties.

Ghosts were the one thing I wasnt worried about. Everything the rats put down to the tunnels being haunted had an explanation. The earthquakes and tremors had been caused by me. The ghostly sounds and voices were the trolls being trolls. And the messages received by Nicopez were due to him being a religious nut.

Donlet yourself be found wanting, I said to him. The Ancestors may be testing you.

Vague, unsubstantiated and irrefutable. All solid religious fundamentals.

I will take you, said Nicopez. But be warned, human. Your fate is not your own. He slammed his staff against the stone floor and it boomed dramatically. Thats the thing with priests, theyre all desperate to be in show business.

I will go, too, piped up Nyx. Someone should be there to represent the rats of Ratopolis.

The King seemed impressed by this offer. I saw it as Nyx trying to get another foothold on his ambitions. Sometimes, the person who claims to be acting without self-interest is as full of shit as everyone assumes he is.

So be it, Prince Huranyx. You shall represent the city.

Nyx was very pleased with his appointment and was positively glowing by the time we set off.

You shall see my true worth, he said as he walked past me to lead the way. If you can become a hero, why not I?

Sonny could just about get his fat head through the thin crack. What about them? His finger appeared below his chin, pointing at the trolls who had taken human form.

Theyll stay out here. I couldnt see them taking one step closer.

And them? He pointed at Roland and Gabor.

Theyre Visitors. You should talk to them. Probably more your kind of guys than mine to be honest. You know, more action, less nerd . I really only wanted a quick look at the altar to see if it told me anything about the device the Queen gave me. Getting into a fight was the last thing I wanted to do.

Wait a minute. Is that a rat with you?

Yes, hes my pet.

I am masters pet, said Nyx, hopping up and down like a bunny for some reason. At least he was doing his bit.

Hmm. Im going to trust you mate, so dont let me down.

He was the one that couldnt be trusted, but Biadet would be more than enough to keep us safe. Assuming she felt like lending a hand.

Are you going to open up then?

Hold on. His face disappeared and there was more creaking and scraping. The door moved a few more inches. Okay, come through.

Nyx, you go first. He wanted to play the hero, far be it for me to stop him.

Nyx nodded, tensed up, and slipped through the opening. I made it! he shouted jubilantly.

We had to squeeze through one at a time, which was quite smart of Sonny. Once on the other side, we found ourselves in a large chamber with guttering torches on the wall. There was a breeze coming from somewhere, probably the three tunnels at the back. The main feature of the room, though, was the huge statue standing over an altar.

It was humanoid, with pointy ears, so either an elf or a Vulcan. Is that an Ancestor?

Nicopez was on his knees with his head touching the floor. I took that as a yes.

There were about twenty or so men in the room, sat against one of the walls. They looked pretty miserable.

Whats through the tunnels? I asked Sonny.

Better you dont know.

He really was a huge pain in the arse. Really? You think I cant handle it? What is it, a monster? A ghost? A huge pile of crap where you guys take a dump?

All three, actually, said Sonny in a flat voice that made it impossible to tell if he was taking the piss or not, but going up at the end like a question to make him sound even more retarded.

Nicopez, is this the altar?

He raised his head from the ground and nodded.

What do you want with the altar? asked Sonny. He had moved over towards Laney, who gave him such an intense scowl, he moved back again.

Its supposed to explain the Queens power. If I can stop her magic, we can get rid of her and her crack troops of boy band wannabes.

I examined the altar. It was made of stone and was also inlaid with brass. It was built like a box with the top like a lid. I tried it shifting it but it didnt budge.

Do you think you can lift this? I asked Roland.

He stepped forward and gave it a try. There was some give but it wouldnt rise more than a few millimetres. It was very awkwardly made, probably on purpose.

Anyone have any rope?

Sonny signalled one of his men who went over to an area with various bits of kit and supplies in a big pile. He pulled out a rope and brought it over.

If we use the statue as a fulcrum, we should be able to make a pulley to get the top off. I turned to Gabor. Thatll work, right?

Gabor gave it a long, hard think. Yes. Chances look good.

I wound the rope around one end of the altar and then looped it over the arms of the statue. We split up into two groups and each took hold of one end of the rope.

One, two, three, pull!

The rope strained.The altar top moved slightly. The statue leaned forward and came crashing down. Everyone jumped out of the way. Some screaming took place. No names.

The statue landed on the altar, making it even harder to get the top off. The statues head slammed into the tombs doors and wedging them in place.

I thought you said it would work, I said to Gabor.

Sometimes there is statistical variance, he replied.