Chapter Forty-seven – In which Ark sees Truffle home, meets a goblin in the shit-pit, listens to a request from Diana, and goes outside with Stella.

Chapter Forty-seven – In which Ark sees Truffle home, meets a goblin in the shit-pit, listens to a request from Diana, and goes outside with Stella.

I had the pleasure of taking Truffle back to her room in a princess carry the following day as Ivory held onto Button who was absent-mindedly sucking on the wrong breast, not appearing to care very much that there was no milk to be found there yet. Truffle had become a lot more docile once she got back to her little mushroom farm. She didn’t want to go into her room directly. Instead she was immediately showing her daughter all of the mushrooms and even feeding her some.

To see my little lazy sleepy-eyed daughter half-slobbering on a mushroom cap made me completely sure this was Truffle’s daughter. Not that I doubted it for a moment, since I saw her crawl out of Truffle myself. Now that they were back home, Ivory had gone into her side of the shared cave-hole and returned with one of those bone charms that she made, and gave it to Button. The head of the doll was even shaped like a mushroom, and as expected, Button tried slobbering on that one too.

With Truffle and Button entrusted to Ivory’s care, I make a quick stop to relieve myself at the nearby shit-pit. I ended up dropping a funky double together with a goblin whom I recognized only as one of the remaining two I had yet to do the deed with.

Tell me, is it wrong to pick up a goblin in the shitter?

Not that I hadn’t done it before with Jewel...

“Husband! Pick tonight?”

“Yeah... It’s just you and one more to go. Sorry it took so long.”

“Pick me! Not last get Husband big seed!”

“Hmm... have a good reason for making me want to pick you tonight?”

“Maybe find good thing Husband like?”

“Alright, then. Find me something you think I would like by the time the sun goes down outside. If I like it, I’ll pick you.”

She finished by wiping herself with a few leaves, all-agrin agreeing quickly to my offer. I wondered if there was a stigma attached to being chosen last? Also, I feel like any shared bathroom experiences outside of sex should be reserved for after you’ve already done the deed. Call me old fashioned, I guess.

For the record, I didn’t care if she found anything good. She approached me about it proactively, so I was just going to choose her anyway because of that. If anything, I was now curious to see what the worth of my big seed might actually be to a goblin.

Passing by Berry’s room on the way back to my own and failing to peek inside like I usually do, a few steps later I found that I had gained a heavy weight on my right leg. Looking down, to my delight I had found my most bravest eldest drop goblin daughter clinging on to me.

“Want a lift somewhere, Diana?”

“Come to cave-hole, Husband!”

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“Okay, is there something you want to show me?”

“Come!”

“Okay, okay, how can I say no to my little bear-slayer?”

I reached down and petted her growing hair before turning back a few steps and heading to Berry’s room. There were a few things that had been gathered which were organized in the living room that weren’t put away in the bedroom I had made for them. What Diana was showing me was... half of a drawing on the wall. It wasn’t art per-se, but a draft.

“Husband make Diana Artemis new cave-hole!”

“You want a new cave-hole? What about the one daddy made for you already?”

She patted her little chest and grinned.

“Diana Artemis hunt big-bear. Husband take tribute. Goblin hunter now. Prima say goblin hunter have own cave-hole. That cave-hole for Berry.”

Ah, she was having a bit of rebellious independence now that she killed a bear. She was about what, three weeks old going on thirteen moons, I guess? Daddy might not be able to buy her a pony, but making a room fit for a princess is something I can most certainly do.

“I’d be happy to make it for you my fierce little princess, but daddy can’t use magic except for making a light to see outside of his cave-hole without Jewel to watch.”

“Why?”

“It would be better for you to ask Prima or Jewel why, because I don’t think my answer is the right one for you to hear.”

“Diana Artemis bring Jewel, Husband make cave-hole?”

“Yes, Diana. I will make anything you want me to. By the way, where’s your mother?”

I didn’t see Berry around anywhere. It was only my bear-slaying latch-key daughter at home right now.

“Berry go hunt. Get blue berries make blue water. Diana not hunt today. Big-think new cave-hole.”

I’m glad she is aware of having a work-life balance from a young age. I was often overworked myself, so it’s good that she has her priorities in place. Considering that on the floor in front of the crudely marked wall was the same sharp stone Berry and I had both used to make next to no progress on digging the wall of this cave that first day for her sake... Diana was at least smart enough to scratch an outline of the shape of the room she wanted. She was definitely a capable goblin like her mother.

“Husband will wait here for you until you bring Jewel.”

“Okay!”

“Berry make Husband blue water?”

“No, but I know you make it for Ivory. Do you drink it also, Berry?”

Berry nodded. “Cold day. Keep body warm. Better Husband keep body warm, not blue water.”

I gently traced the line of her brown scar. It wasn’t ugly to me, just proof of how strong a woman and mother she really was. It’s hard sometimes to have to withhold obvious favoritism, because if Berry was a human, there is no question I would have probably chosen her over all the others. However, I’m everyone’s Husband, therefore I also treasure each of the other goblins in their own ways. It’s nice to have a variety, and I won’t discount a single one of them as being less than another.

I took hold of her hands and placed them on my stomach, prompting her to grind on me just like that. Usually I’m proactive with my many goblin wives, but I wanted to enjoy this impromptu outdoor experience with her. Leaving her hands there, I massaged her breasts, plumper since she gave birth. Could I ever have imagined that I would be the kind of guy to downright enjoy getting some outdoor goblin MILF action?

Berry lay atop my body after I filled her belly with more of my big seed, which cared nothing if her womb was ripe enough for it. I kissed her softly on the head and she flicked her long tongue at my nipple playfully.

“Husband, go see what do cave-hole. Have fun sun time.”

I was abandoned by my sweet-scented lover, left to bake in the sun until Doll rolled over on top of me.

“Doll turn, Husband!”

Alas, I was made to exercise further with Doll, performing some secret calisthenics with her, until she too was fit to leave me lying there, holding her slightly showing belly in satisfaction. She said she would take a rest now, and then perhaps come visit my cave-hole to use the bath later on. I was left once more with my eternal hard-on, and two women looking at me like I was a scoundrel.

Stella for obvious reasons, and Prima for the sheer audacity I had to not give her a plump belly.

It was hot enough to not want to be near the fire pit right now, and as much as I love getting my sun, I was sweaty, covered in dirt and pieces of grass, and wanted to go back inside early. But I chose to stick it out for Stella right now, who hadn’t seen the sun in days. I walked over to the shade of the entrance to goblin-hom and sat down with my back against the cool stone exterior.

“Prima turn big seed?” Prima said sarcastically.

“You are eternally first in line, my Guardian.”

She harrumphed.

“Did you tell Diana that hunters get their own cave-holes?” I decided to poke her about what was said on her bear hunt with my daughter.

“Goblin way.” She retorted. “Maybe take Vera cave-hole. Empty. Close to front goblin-home.”

“Afraid not. She had me working hard earlier to make her a cave-hole of her own in Berry’s room.”

That seemed to unsettle Prima.

“Husband tell Diana not move cave-hole?”

“Not at all. She had marked the wall in their cave-hole where she wished me to dig the wall with magic. She was quite particular about how she wanted it. Is it unusual?”

“Old One say goblins strong hunter, seek own cave-hole. Not want share cave-hole other goblin. Prima not share cave-hole Vera.”

“She might have benefited from you doing so. But I can understand your desire for privacy. I happen to enjoy having her stay with me. Some humans do not care for too much solitude.” I rebutted.

“Husband make cave-hole place goblins want go? Not want alone?”

“Well, it’s more like I’m not free to leave the cave, nor am I asking to be. But I can at least pretend I am free in my own cave-hole. I enjoy it when everyone comes to eat breakfast with me, and maybe you don’t believe me yet, but I want to see the tribe grow, both in number of goblins and quality of life.”

“Husband human,” Prima pointed towards Stella, “What think? Care human same care goblin? Care more? Give more big seed?”

“I care for Stella differently than I do the goblin tribe. I’d like for her to be able to escape, honestly. The way I gave her big seed, humans find such a thing unforgivable. Even if I cared for her the same as I do for you, she wouldn’t care for me back.”

“Stupid human. Not want be fat with strong ones? Prima not understand human think.”

“It’s just how it is. But isn’t her loss, your gain?”

“Prima want many strong ones. Husband not ever think give Prima little seed.”

“I wouldn’t dare dream of it.”

“Enough sun human?”

“Can you give her a little bit longer? When she was with the Great Protector, she was free to go outside.”

Prima sighed.

“Little long.”

When the sun dipped a bit further, Prima’s patience waned. She said it was long enough, and we were both rounded up and brought back inside. Stella didn’t voice any complaints, simply returning to what was essentially her prison as well now. I had no idea when the Great Protector would show up to retrieve her, but it would probably be soon. After this night, there would be only one goblin left to impregnate.