Chapter 98: Haruka Shijouin Gets Drunk
Ahahaha I feel all floaty and fluffy, its such a wonderful feeling
Uttering in a blissful state, Shijouin was clearly intoxicated. Her face was flushed, her eyes dreamy, and her speech slightly slurred it was evident that she was completely drunk.
C-Come to your senses, Shijouin-san! Notice how strange youre acting!
Panicking and with a bright red face, I desperately tried to reason with her, but it seemed like she wasnt comprehending.
What are you talking about, Nyiihama-kun! Theres nothing strange about me! Fu-fufufu I feel like Im floating in cotton candy clouds like a rubber ducky floating in a bathtub puka-puka!
(I-Incredible Shes completely out of it)
Based on my experience with various drunk individuals, when they start talking incomprehensibly, its challenging to get through to them.
It seemed that Shijouin had consumed alcohol without realizing it and was now behaving strangely.
Ahh, Niihama! Youre so lucky to be at a summer beach hugging someone! But thats besides the point! Ive been so jealous seeing you having a romantic date during the cultural festival!
Hehe Haruka-chan is really aggressive! Right there, right there! If you just lean in a bit, youll score a KO for sure! Its written in romance manga!
Wahh! My my, Haruka-chan! Your sly body is making this summer memory an adventure at the summer festival!
(Damn Everyone is useless)
Ginji, Kazamihara, and Fudehashi continued to talk nonsense, even after the alcohol had been taken away.
Despite having consumed only a small amount of alcohol, everyones faces remained flushed, and they were all acting as if they had completely escaped from the troubles of the world.
(I-I cant handle this How can I calm them down?)
As the only sober person in the group, I felt completely out of place. My goal was to calm everyone down and help them sober up, but considering the current situation, I doubted if they would even comprehend what I was saying.
(Someone Cant someone help me? Do I have to deal with this situation alone?)
As I was becoming desperate, the sound of someone running on the sand reached my ears.
N-Niihama-sama! W-Whats going on here!?
Oh! Its Natsuzaki-san!
I greeted the arrival of the hunky aloha-clad driver, feeling as though my savior had come.
By the way, Niihama-kun Thank you so much for inviting me today!
Huh!?
Suddenly, Shijouin leaned forward and gently pressed her forehead against my chest, bowing to me. Her behavior was impulsive, like that of a drunk person, and I almost spat out the juice in surprise.
(Her emotional swings are so vast!)
Her poise was even more adorable than usual.
Ive been wanting to do so many things at the beach, and Im so grateful really, really grateful! Why do you always fulfill all my wishes?
While thanking me, Shijouin squeezed her fists against her chest, but her vocabulary seemed to loop strangely. Her speech became a bit childlike, clearly indicating a decrease in her cognitive abilities.
But! Theres one more thing I want to try! Come on, please join me! Please!
Huh? Join you for what?
That thing! You know, that thing! Haha, Im going ahead!
W-Wait, Shijouin-san!?
Without warning, Shijouin turned her back to me and dashed off towards the beach, her face glowing with delight. In the midst of the waves, she ran straight ahead, leaving the sound of her sandals on the sand behind her.
(That thing in an old movie a beach dash during the sunset? Well, I do want to try it, but)
O-OJousama!? Its dangerous to leave like this in your current state!
Natsuzaki panicked, and that was understandable. It was almost sunset, and leaving in a drunken state was risky. If she accidentally entered the water while intoxicated, it could lead to a disaster.
Ill go after her! Please take care of Ginji and the others here, Natsuzaki-san!
W-Well, I suppose theres no other way! Ill leave it to you, Niihama-sama!
Ginji and the others were still recovering from the effects of alcohol, but if I looked away, they might cause an accident. So, someone had to stay behind, and Natsuzaki-san entrusted me with the task.
Wait for me, Shijouin-san!
Fortunately, a girl running in beach sandals wasnt that fast, and I was able to catch up with her easily. However, worried she might fall at any moment, I sprinted after the little figure of the girl, flapping my way through the shore.
(TLN) Get her bro!