Chapter 2

Are you surprised, or are you shocked?In a nutshell, the condom is me, and Gu Xiaoyu is also me.

That day, after I brought the 99 boxes of condoms back to the apartment I rented, I was tired as a dog and fell asleep in my bed in a second.

However, after I fell asleep, my consciousness was still there. It was attached to the condom box on the shelf, near the cashier counter in the supermarket.

Amazing, isn’t it?

When I made sure that this was not a dream, it was already the next night.

Since this was the first day that such a weird event had happened, I naturally thought that I was dreaming and I thought that I would be alright after I woke up.

But things were not as simple as I had thought. Once I fell asleep, I would really become the enormous condom box I left out to lie in that big supermarket.

Just when I was in fear and panic about this matter, a systematic voice without any emotions rang in my mind. It said a lot of things that made me almost fall asleep. But no matter how sleepy I was feeling, I couldn’t sleep. I could only continue feeling sleepy in my mind.

The general idea of what the System said was that this phenomenon occurred because I was too careless. As a result, in order to punish me, I would become a box of condoms after I fell asleep.

Hey, what kind of strange punishment is this?!

Plus, the only way to undo this weird event was for someone to buy this enormous box of condoms and use it up. After that, I would be fine and I would no longer turn into a box of condoms.

The System also specifically reminded me that I could not buy it and use it myself. I also could not make others purchase it. It must be naturally bought and used up to work.

After I heard it, there were only two words circling in my head: Kill me! S~ᴇaʀᴄh the NʘvᴇlFɪre.ɴet website on Gøøglᴇ to access chapters of nøvels early and in the highest quality.

Although if everyone could think about it, I would only become a box of condoms after falling asleep anyway and it would not affect my daily life. Just look on the bright side and accept the fact.

But you have to think about it, after I became a box of condoms, I couldn’t fall asleep. I spent more than seven hours every day in a place where there was no phone, no internet, and no entertainment. The suffering I experienced, while being alone, was really uncomfortable.

If that was you, could you stand that?!

As a result, I began to pray every day, praying for someone to quickly come and buy me, then use me as soon as possible!

Finally, it seemed that the Heavens heard my call and this day seemed to have arrived.

It was the third month after I became a box of condoms. I had to get up early the next day because I had something to do, so I went to bed early that day.

Even though when I fell asleep, and I would become conscious as the box of condoms, my body would still enjoy a full night of sleep, waking up with excellent spirits the next day.

After turning into a box of condoms that day, it was 8:50 in the evening and the supermarket was as lively as ever.

At this very moment, there was a shy-looking boy standing in front of me, looking to be about the same age as me. With his deer-like eyes, he quietly looked at us condom boxes. His eyes were filled with curiosity.

Suddenly, the deer-eyed man stretched out his hand and pinched me. It felt like he was pinching my face. Then, the deer-eyed man picked me up and looked at me carefully.

I was shocked at that time! It was the pupil-shaking kind of shock!

This man did not look as tall as me, but he surprisingly wanted to use such a huge condom?

Are male college students nowadays so deeply obscured?!

But obviously, the next action of the deer-eyed man was akin to trampling my shock with the soles of his feet.

It was because the deer-eyed man also had an expression of pupil-shaking shock. When he saw the three golden letters of “XXXL”, it seemed as if he saw something shameful. He immediately put me back, as if his hands were scalded. He quickly slipped away and fled the scene.

What the hell was that man doing? Don’t touch it if you won’t buy it.

Wasn’t to touch but not to buy, immoral?

But I did not know why I still felt a sense of relief because if the deer-eyed man could use such an enormous condom, wouldn’t it be too disgraceful for me who was both taller and stronger than him? This was vanity that came from a man who had little usefulness.

Just as I was sinking into a thoughtful mood and before I could snap out of thinking, my point of view happened to have Heaven and Earth-shaking changes.

I saw a man in a suit pick me up and throw me straight onto the cashier counter. Then in one go, the barcode was scanned for checkout.

It was so fast that I didn’t even know what was happening. I was put inside the supermarket’s clear yellow bag and then I was taken away by the man.

“Ahhh th-th-this, am I really being bought?!”

I couldn’t believe it. This could signify that my good days were coming.

The man left in a hurry and I felt like I was turned over upside down. Was he in a rush to go home and make love with his lover?

How are young people so wild nowadays?

It happened too suddenly that I wasn’t even able to take a good look at this person’s appearance. People who can use XXXL condoms must be very burly.

Thus, I tried to focus my eyes on the person. I suddenly saw a face that I knew.

This person was actually the president of our Human Research Society—Lou Shumo.

Huntress’ Note(That should’ve been posted on first chapter but forgot):

P.S. Don’t expect quick updates. Huntress picked up too many projects and was unable to translate quickly. I’M SORRY QAQ