Chapter 4

I was horrified.I believe that Lou Shumo was indeed qualified to buy XXXL condoms. That was because he did not have an erection yet. He was already huge, but there was still the size after an erection.

Anyway, it was gratifying that I will be able to sell all of the remaining 99 boxes of condoms in my home to him. This way, I don’t have to waste my money in vain. Lou Shumo can also enjoy a good sex life. Isn’t it just killing two birds with one stone?

But then again, Lou Shumo’s… er, cock is really majestic. It’s thick and long with big, round balls. But I reckon that it has not been used much, the color was still quite immature. The focal point is on one word: Huge. It was especially huge.

Wait wait, why am I starting to express my opinions like a cock-rating expert?

On the other hand, after Lou Shumo, this terrible rogue, had touched me all over, he began to pinch my mouth.  He was preparing to put me on his still non-erect cock!

What the fuck, bro! Don’t you usually have to be hard first, before you put on a condom? What are you doing, sir?

But how could Lou Shumo hear such a small complaint from a condom like me?

After he stroked his cock straight, he pressed me down onto his dick.

“Wu… fuck, gently, be gentler ah! Big, too big!” It felt like my mouth had been forcibly stuffed with something. It was filled with it and it seemed as if my mouth was about to burst.

I could even actually taste his cock……

Eh, what could I say about this taste? I haven’t tasted other people’s stuff, so I can’t make a comparison properly.

What’s important is that this cock was not yet erect. If it’s erect, wouldn’t I be directly stabbed to death?! Didn’t the system say that this would not be life-threatening before?!

After Lou Shumo put me on, he did not continue to move. There didn’t seem to be any changes on the big thing, which made me wonder whether our president is good or not in that aspect.

Just then, Lou Shumo directly stood up with me and walked to the computer desk. He sat on the chair, then turned the computer on with one click of his hand.

Just when my head was filled with confusion, I saw him open a file with the title “First-time Usage of Condoms Research Report”.

After that, Lou Shumo started typing on the keyboard, “The tactile sensation is obvious when putting it on without an erection. The researcher bought an ultra-thin model, but it will still make people feel uncomfortable……”

Fuck, he actually mentioned that I made him feel uncomfortable. It’s because your thing is just too big!

However, it was only when I read this, would it start to dawn on me.

It turned out that Lou Shumo bought the box purely because there were users in the app, who launched a task challenge for us last week ah.

The app developed by our organization was called “Granting Whatever is Asked”. It was an app developed by gathering various research-oriented groups and curious users across the country.

As the name implies, the user could initiate a research task, which then we, researchers, could take on the task and begin a research study about it. Finally, we could publish the report to the task page, which could be used for public reference.

Users and researchers generally use the anonymous nickname system for privacy protection.

Currently, the “Granting Whatever is Asked” App has already accumulated more than 10,000 researchers and nearly one million users. It has already become the new popular app right now.

Recently, a famous user posted a strange task, which had caused a small commotion and became a trending topic.

That task is— What does it feel like to wear a condom? Can our researchers answer this? I am really curious! In particular, the researcher with the designated nickname [QiongLouYuYu] has to answer the question!1

In fact, this user was not the first person who had made this teasing kind of research task.

The research reports that some researchers returned were too outstanding, which aroused the pursuit of many users, making it look like a star hunt.

The researcher, whose username was QiongLouYuYu, was one of the most famous godly researchers in the app.

Each and every research report from him was exquisite and beyond comparison, making people never forget them after getting a simple glimpse. People who had been teaching had praised them, one after another.

His research had been republished on various websites. The research reports had even been featured on regular news programs.

Also, because of the App’s privacy protection feature towards the researchers, there was only one piece of information that could be searched by everyone about [QiongLouYuYu]. He is a man.

The rest was basically unknown, and many people were unable to make any speculations about the researcher.

Due to this, many people downloaded the app in admiration of the name.

At the present time, the task had been launched for over a week. Many researchers had also taken over the task and made reports. However, the researcher [QiongLouYuYu] had not yet taken up the task, which really whetted everyone’s appetites.

To sum everything up.

Lou Shumo did not buy that box at all to do that kind of thing, but for research purposes. He really deserved his reputation as the President. I misunderstood you before! S~ᴇaʀᴄh the NøᴠᴇlFire.nᴇt website on Gøøglᴇ to access chapters of nøvels early and in the highest quality.

At this moment, the President’s upright and outstanding image in my heart had grown even taller.

However, Lou Shumo hadn’t revealed his anonymous nickname so far. I was suddenly a little curious.

I have been thinking about this issue for a long time, when I suddenly got pulled back to reality by the beautiful background music from above. Lou Shumo should be watching a video.

However, I didn’t need to look at it to guess what he was looking at. It was because at this moment, his thing was shaking and it gradually stood erect.

Lou Shumo had already written a report during the state of no erection. At this moment, he should be trying to experience how it felt during an erected state. Therefore, he must be watching an AV2 for stimulation.

Hehehe, just thinking of the usually serious President watching an AV and jerking off at the moment, made me feel like I had just happened to stumble upon a celebrity scandal and was watching the excitement from the sidelines.

However, I am still curious about what AV Lou Shumo was watching and why it made him so aroused.

Therefore, I used my magical condom perspective and turned my point of view upwards. Eventually, I saw the video playing on the computer screen.

Hey, don’t tell me, the Male Actor in the video really resembles me.

Hey, that’s not right. Looking carefully, the person in the video is clearly me ah!

Translator’s note:

The novel is complete but the translation is in progress. There are 40+ chapters of this novel. So many funny things to happen. Please be patient. The translator(me) is slow.

QiongLouYuYu(琼楼玉宇) – bejeweled jade palace. An idiom that means a sumptuous dwelling. AV – Adult Video