Chapter 33

Chapter 33: You can also act tough in the toilet (1)

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“Lord Tang, do you really think we’re pigs? We’ll sell our bodies to the Tang family, and at that time, you’ll even take our wages. What a good plan. ” The Tang Army sneered. “You won’t believe anything I say now. Why don’t you take some people to my somi Island to take a look? If you’re not satisfied, you can go back to your prison. This Tang will not stop you. ” Tang Wen said. “That’s your territory. We won’t be able to come back once we go there. If they resisted, they might even lose their lives. At that time, you can just randomly make up a reason and say that you were killed by the Pirates. Wouldn’t we die an unjust death?” The Tang Army said. “Where’s the courage you had to surround the Li family’s old residence? You have a few hundred people, you can call some notaries public to go with you. At that time, can we kill all of you in broad daylight? Even if I have a noble title, would I dare to kill a few hundred people? Although the great Chu’s government did not handle some things properly, they were not so muddleheaded. Moreover, it was nothing more than buying some slaves. If you have money, why would you be afraid of not having slaves? Do I need to take such a risk for you? You’re not precious treasures. You Tang Army, you think too highly of yourself. ” Tang Wen stood up with a sneer. “We can find someone else to notarize it?” The Tang Army asked. “Of course, you can go with whoever you want.” Tang Wen said. “Alright, I’ll bring my brothers and sisters along with you.” The Tang Army nodded. “Don’t worry. Even if you don’t agree, I won’t stop you from eating your fill and coming back. ” Tang Wen said. “Can I go out now?” The Tang Army asked. “Sure. Contact the craftsmen at qianye workshop as soon as you get out. Send it to somi tomorrow morning.” Tang Wen nodded. “Alright, I’ll come and find you then.” Tang Jun nodded and followed Tang Wen out. Of course, some procedures had been completed here. With Tang Wen’s guarantee, Yang Yun would not stop him and let him take the Tang Army out temporarily. “Let’s split up. When the time comes, you can come find me. ” Tang Wen gave him the address. “Aren’t you afraid I’ll run away?” After a few steps, the Tang Army suddenly turned around and said. “It’s your fortune to be able to follow me. You don’t want your fortune and want to run away. At that time, you’ll become a wanted criminal, and you’ll be running away like a dog. I’ll only be fined some silver by the government. You’re the one who’ll suffer the loss, not me. ” Tang Wen said calmly. The Tang Army looked at Tang Wen deeply for a while and then strode away. “Master, that Tang Wen met with li Dawang at the river gazing restaurant this morning. In the afternoon, he went to the prison and actually vouched for the Tang Army. ” A thin man named Fei sneaked into the courtyard. The owner of this place was called Fang Qiang, one of the top few Gentry clans in Yanling County, and Fei was the head of the guards that Fang Qiang hired. “What does he want to do?” Fang Qiang asked with a straight face. “I can’t enter the prison. I don’t know what they’re talking about. It’s definitely nothing good.” Fei shook his head. “That kid seems to want to ruin our business. His servant Qiao Xiao has already gone in. Why don’t we look for Kang Qingfeng and get that Tang guy in as well?” Luo Qing said viciously. “This person is different, he has a noble title. Although he was only a third – Class Baron, he was still a noble of Chu State. Without absolute confidence, the authorities won’t do anything to him. ” Fang Qiang said, shaking his head. “If the government doesn’t dare, why wouldn’t the six Fan School dare? Not to mention a small third class Baron, even if the provincial governor messes things up, we will still arrest him. ” Luo Qing said. “Let’s wait a little longer, we’ll look for Kang Qingfeng if it really doesn’t work. He captured Qiao Xiao because Kang Qingfeng owed the Fang family a favor. After Qiao Xiao was captured, the favor had been paid off. At that time, it would not be easy to find him again. Unless we have evidence or something else. ” Fang Qiang said. “Does Kang Qingfeng not like money?” Luo Qing snorted. “Who doesn’t like money? but for someone like Kang Qingfeng, a little money won’t be enough to send him away. If you want 20000 or 30000 taels, what’s the point of lowering the price for qianye? At that time, I’ll still owe Kang Qingfeng a favor, it’s not worth it. ” Fang Qiang said, shaking his head. He didn’t expect the Tang Army to be so fast. They came in the evening and said that everyone had gathered. They even urged Tang Wen to hurry through the night. Of course, Tang Wen was more than happy to do so, so he set off for somi that very night. “He’s back at sumi Island. What does that kid want to do?” After receiving the news from Lin Xiong, another buyer, Liu Hesen, was also confused. “How would I know?” Lin Xiong shook his head. “Let’s not care about it. It’s good for us to go back. ” Liu Hesen waved his hand. SuMei Island was seventy or eighty miles away from Yanling city, and it would take half a day to walk there. However, these craftsmen did not walk slowly and arrived at 2:30 in the morning. Tang Wen had already arranged for bu Feng to go back and turn on all the lights in advance. They were all dumbfounded by the brilliant lights. They rubbed their eyes hard, thinking that they were not dreaming. Even the Tang Army was in a daze for a few minutes. “Look, there are so many night – luminescent pearls.” “This old master Tang is really rich.” “Are the night – luminescent pearls that bright?” “Otherwise, what is that?” …… When they got close to the village, they saw mighty patrols with swords and knives in their hands. There were barbed wires outside, and people holding bows and armors on the Sentry towers. All of them were dumbfounded, drooling. “Old master has returned to the village. Open the gates.” GE Zi Yun shouted. Suddenly, the Village Gate creaked open. “Master, you’re back.” Zhan junru and Gu hanyan greeted him. “Jun ru, immediately inform the kitchen to start a fire and cook.” Tang Wen said. “Alright, I’ll immediately wake mother up.” Zhan junru nodded and left in a hurry. Soon, the lights in the tents were lit up, and a dozen women hurried into the kitchen. “Dongwen, you’ve been walking for a long time and must have sweated a lot. Everyone is tired and dirty. Give everyone a towel and let the Tang Army take you to the bathroom to wash your face and wipe your sweat.” Tang Wen arranged. Dongwen nodded and discussed with the Tang Army, after which the arrangements were made in an orderly manner. When they walked into the public bathroom made of iron sheet alloy and saw the rows of neatly arranged porcelain bowls and a large mirror, they were all shocked. “This is called a tap. It’ll turn on once you turn it, and it’ll turn off when you turn it in the opposite direction.” Zhan dongwen and the others were in charge of reception, and they taught these ancient people step by step. “Brother Zhan, why don’t I see a latrine pit? Then how do you shit?” The Tang Army asked. “That’s right. There’s no latrine, and there’s no bamboo either. How are we going to clean up after pooping?” That was because the people of Chu basically used thin bamboo strips the size of a finger to go to the toilet. After they pooped, they used a bamboo knife to scrape it, but of course, it couldn’t be scraped clean. But paper was too expensive, who could afford it? Only the rich would use paper or cloth to wipe. “Everyone, it seems that this is called a squatting toilet, which is actually our old latrine pit. After using the toilet, she pressed the water button and the water came out. To use this kind of toilet paper to wipe his ass, it’s really useful ... Also, if you want to relieve yourself here, you can just go straight to the toilet. The water will keep flowing, so it won’t stink. ” Zhan dongwen and his gang became teachers of feces and urine again. “This place doesn’t smell at all. In fact, it’s very fragrant. Why would feces and urine smell so good?” Someone asked. “Old master Tang asked someone to put incense in the room.” Zhan dongwen said. “Only rich people would put incense in their toilets. How much would such a big toilet cost?” “Old master Tang just wants everyone to live a happy life. He doesn’t care about money.” “Where did this water come from? Is it underground?” “There’s a tube connected to it, and this is only a public bathroom. There’s also the canteen, the bathroom, and that’s even bigger ...” …… This group of people was asking a hundred thousand whys, and Zhan dongwen and the others became the commentators. Of course, all of this was deliberately arranged by Tang Wen. The purpose was to let these people see how comfortable life was in the Tang family, so that they would willingly join the Tang family. Instantly, the bathroom became lively. They were all lining up to experience it. After going to the toilet and washing their faces, they handed the towel stickers to Zhan dongwen one by one. “You don’t need to return it. Old master Tang said that it’s for you.” Zhan dongwen said. “Thank you, Master Tang.” Immediately, hundreds of people cheered. Usually, they would only use rags to wipe their faces. When had they ever seen such a good towel? This was a high – end item made of soft material. It was so easy to use, so it must be worth a lot of silver. Below, everyone carefully put away the stickers. They could brag about it at home. “It’s time to eat!” Zhan junru shouted, and they were led into the canteen one by one. Looking at the neatly arranged and shiny wooden tables, everyone’s eyes widened and they didn’t even dare to sit down. However, when they saw the fragrant stir – fried shredded pork, pork bone soup, and crystal clear white rice on the table, they all swallowed their saliva.