Chapter 444： 1 real person

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At night, the moon and stars are rare.

The white moonlight is pouring on the ground, and on Lu Island, where the air quality is better, you can clearly see the sky-filled astrolabe when you look up.

The presidential suite has a separate balcony, Chen Hao is lying on the seat, and there are several bottles of happy water on the small table next to it.

The corners of his mouth curled up like the moon in the sky.

I am very happy.

Because at the moment, he is talking on the phone with Qian Jiahui.

I don't know how to have a whim, Chen Hao suddenly said:

"Jiahui, let me tell you a joke!"

A soft voice came from the phone.

"Good duck!"

"Cough cough."

Chen Hao deliberately cleared his throat, and then just recalled the joke, a smile appeared on his face.

"One day, the scientists in heaven got together and played together. I don't know who suggested it, and they started to play a game similar to hide and seek. The rules are like this, if you find and catch someone, you need to shout Name him so he can be eliminated."

"At the beginning of the game, Ampere, who was the catcher, quickly discovered Newton. Newton stood motionless on a one-square-meter floor. Ampere ran over and grabbed him and shouted: Newton!"

Chen Hao held back his smile and asked Qian Jiahui, "Jiahui, do you know what Newton said?"

"What did Newton say?" Qian Jiahui also asked curiously.

"Newton said: You are wrong, I am not Newton, I am Pascal!"

After Chen Hao finished speaking, he only felt that the air in the other party's place seemed to be stagnant, and he touched the back of his head.

"Aha, isn't that funny?"

"Uh, I don't quite understand why Newton said he was Pascal... What does that mean?" Qian Jiahui said cautiously, fearing that his words would hurt Chen Hao's self-esteem too directly.

Chen Hao explained: "It means that when a Newton stands on a square meter of ground, it becomes 1 Newton/square meter (1n/square meter). This is the unit conversion of the pressure unit Pascal."

"Oh, so that's how it is. Hahaha, it's so funny!"

Hearing the person on the other side laughing loudly, Chen Hao's mouth twitched, this laughter was too fake.

Chen Hao was a little unwilling, gritted his teeth, and decided to try again.

"Jiahui, I'll tell you another joke, it's absolutely hilarious!"

"Okay, I'm listening~"

Chen Hao took a sip of Fat Boy's Happy Water sideways, and then said:

"Junior high school physics teacher: Hello everyone, we are starting to learn a new subject - physics!

High school physics teacher: Classmates, what you learned in junior high school can only be regarded as common sense of life. Let's start learning real physics.

College physics teacher: Students, you have learned some scientific knowledge in high school, let's start to learn the real physics.

Theoretical physics teacher: Students, you have learned some physics concepts in the general physics class. Now let's start to learn the real physics. "

As soon as Chen Hao finished speaking, Qian Jiahui laughed.

"Hahaha, it's so funny, so funny."

It's just that the laughter stopped after more than ten seconds of laughter.

Because Chen Hao never spoke.

"Cough, actually I think it's really interesting, really."

Chen Hao just asked quietly, "Jiahui, did I just tell a cold joke?"

"Ah this..."

Qian Jiahui hesitated for a while, then bit her teeth lightly, her eyebrows curved, as if she had filled the vast starry sky in her eyes.

"I'm sure it's a bit cold. Are you all so hard-core when you learn the gods? As a liberal arts student, I feel completely stupid."

"I..." Chen Hao was at a loss for words, and suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

To chat about papers, scientific research or computers, he can chat for a day, but about jokes... He really hasn't seen much of it.

Qian Jiahui's voice followed by the next sentence made Chen Hao stunned.

"But I'm quite happy."

"Why?" Chen Hao couldn't help asking.

"Chen Hao can't tell jokes that makes me feel that you are a real person." Qian Jiahui confided softly.

"Because you usually give people the feeling that you know everything and know everything, as if there is no problem that can stumped you."

As she said that, Qian Jiahui's cheeks swelled up, her appearance was very cute, and she said a little aggrievedly, "It feels like the protagonist of the game's life, although he is right beside him, but there is a feeling of being out of reach."

Listening to Qian Jiahui's words, Chen Hao's mouth twitched, and he said bitterly, "It's really unfair, you're too capable, do you blame me?"

Chen Hao said sadly, "Hey, do you actually know? I just want to be an ordinary person, spending 300 days of 365 days a year collecting rent, and the remaining 65 days to travel."

"Hao, you are very Versailles now, do you know?"

Qian Jiahui has a black line, if Chen Hao is in front of her, she will definitely bite down hard.

Is this still human?

She took a deep breath and definitely changed the subject, she would go crazy if she continued this!

"By the way, I remembered something."

"What's the matter?"

Qian Jiahui frowned, adjusted her sitting posture, and said, "I swiped Douyin during dinner today, and I swiped a video of your school."

"What video?" Knowing that the other party will definitely not mention this suddenly, since it is mentioned, it must not be an ordinary thing.

"I'll send it to you via WeChat."

Qian Jiahui said, and then sent the video over.

...

After half an hour.

After the phone porridge was finished, Chen Hao was still lying on the seat, watching the video sent by Qian Jiahui, tossing and turning.

"That's not good."

The content of the video is that outside the Shaw Library of Guanghua University, some students are sitting on the steps of the library, studying under the lights of the library building.

Find the original video through the video's Douyin account. The title is: I don't want everyone to think that Guanghua University is an Internet celebrity university. In fact, Guanghua University and its students are working hard to make progress and move forward!

As for the video, there is a string of words "Guanghua University Library - 11:00 PM" at the beginning of the video.

As for the opening of comments, please open the positive and negative comments in five or five.

"Poison chicken soup, can't we go back to the dormitory?"

"Are you all watching small videos here on wifi? (funny

"I'm still on Douyin at 11 p.m...."

"I guess it's because the final exam is due soon, cramming?"

"Guanghua University, a second-class school, still has this learning atmosphere? Are you sure it's not a pose?"

"It's amazing... I didn't expect Guanghua's style of study to be okay, I admire it!"

"Why isn't there a 24-hour study room? Isn't Guanghua University very rich?"

Seeing that at the end, Chen Hao fell into silence.

Many university libraries in China are closed, such as opening at 7 or 8 in the morning, and then closing at 10 or 10:30 in the evening.

However, some schools, such as Xi'an Jiaotong University, Tianjin University, Jilin University, Beihang University, Hohai University, etc., have set up 24-hour reading rooms, that is, self-study rooms.

Chen Hao suddenly got up and walked into the room.

Sitting in front of the computer, Chen Hao shouted, "Dandan, adjust the surveillance screen near the school library."

Eggy (Lin Chiling's voice): "Good master~"

Then the computer screen instantly switched to the monitoring screen near the library.

After some adjustments, the images of the last four surveillance cameras were displayed in front of Chen Hao in the shape of "Tian".

In the video, a dozen or 20 students are concentrating on their studies under the lights outside the library building.

Some seem to be writing questions, some are typing on the keyboard on the computer, and some are reciting softly with a book.

And the time at the moment is 11:15 pm Chen Hao sighed softly.

"Dandan, call up the video of these four probes after 11:30 last night..."

After watching the last video of the last few nights in a row.

Chen Hao's chest seemed to be blocked by something.

What makes him angry is, why has no one found out?

After calming down, he whispered:

"I'm going to the scene tomorrow night to see it!"

ps: Ask for a recommendation ticket, ask for a monthly ticket!

Sorry for being late!

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