Chapter 5: It's A Chicken Coop… (1)

Chapter 5: It's A Chicken Coop... (1)

[Author: (154.55)]

[Really, really, really fragrant virgin scent picture][11]

(An elf girl covering her face with one hand and showing her opposite armpit.jpg)

"It smells fragrant~"

Tenant Farmer Fan: Lolololol that's it, lololol

(74.812): This one talks crap even to a 140-year-old elf, lol

Tenant Farmer Fan: Argh!!! I didn't know it was you, damn it!!! Go clean up the chicken coop!!

(154.55): It's not a chicken coop, okay?

(74.812): Yeah, you're the chicken coop. Still have the unblurred birthday pic, lol. How can someone be 140 years old lololol

Virgin Detector: Not a virgin

(74.812): Non-virgin exposed, lolololol. Ugh! Even the smell of a mop in a chicken coop, lololol

(154.55): Really... What are you saying? I'm a fresh virgin, okay?

(74.812): Lololol fresh, lololol. Did your conscience disappear along with your virginity? Lololol. And if you've been a virgin for 140 years, that's expired~

(154.55): Hey, who are you to start a fight? Are you a demon?

(74.812): Demon, lololol. Starting to show your true colors? Lololol. As expected, a species discriminator? Lololol. Non-virgin, chicken coop, and now species discrimination, lololol

[Author: Space Dirt Spoon] = [Helen Redrose]

[Look at today's lunch for a poor guy....][4]

(Super expensive food picture.jpg)

[Is this what average looks like for a gallery dirt spoon...?]

[Whoopee: Does this guy not know what a dirt spoon means??? Why is this considered dirt, damn it]

Never Get An A: This guy's just pretending; they always eat expensive stuff while claiming to be a dirt spoon

Whoopee: Sigh, again, I'm the only one serious about the gallery... Where's the thief that doesn't steal from this guy?

(101.411): Is that guy even active these days? I haven't heard of him showing up recently

[Author: Mojito Deliveryman] = [Poporing Spyria]

["Farewell, Magical Girl Urara."][10]

(A smug witch looked down with arms crossed.jpg)

[It was just a series that aired when I wasn't around, that's all.]

(74.859): Honestly, after Mesugaki Witch came out, I stopped even looking at Urara.

Justice's Magical Girl: Mesugaki Witch is just a third-rate copy that aired due to the popularity of Magical Girl Urara.

(74.859): Popularity? A comic that cheats for recommendations and trends? Lololol

(74.859): Even with cheating, it got crushed by Mesugaki Witch in recommendations, right? Lololol

Justice's Magical Girl: My sister doesn't resort to such cheating.

(74.859): It trends within 10 seconds every time it's posted; isn't that cheating? Lololol

Justice's Magical Girl: It means that many people love my sister's work.

[Healthy Nickname32: Honestly, the guy who's into Magical Girl Urara is just pretending; can't be serious. Who would seriously like that crap?]

Justice's Magical Girl: Mesugaki Witch is just a third-rate copy that aired due to the popularity of Magical Girl Urara.

Healthy Nickname32: Yeah, yeah. Whatever you say.

[Author: (122.37)]

[Condition of a woman's fingernails after succeeding in the challenge of not removing her finger from her vagina for 48 hours][7]

(A little blonde girl held a red card and said no.jpg)

[Wait! Just wait. I get that you're angry!]

[But what's the best choice in this situation?]

Childhood Friend Assaulter: ...What if I confessed and got rejected... Then I'd really kill myself... Besides, they say in the gallery that a childhood friend is just a mistress...

(892.151): Really unbelievable. You rape but can't confess???

Should I write a comment?

Until now, I had only been a spectator, but looking at Evelyns post, I felt compelled to write something today.

Lets start with a guest nickname.

I was too nervous to use a fixed nickname right away, and the anonymity of a guest nickname was too tempting.

Tap-tap

(89.74): But, in fact, doesn't your childhood friend know you like him?

Childhood Friend Assaulter: Absolutely not. That guy is a really dense idiot; he has no idea.

.

Back then, I thought Evelyn was just talking in her sleep a lot, and I never realized she was actually seducing me.

How did I not realize this?

Now that I think about it, it was clearly seduction.

Acknowledging my idiotic oversight, I added another comment.

(89.74): Hearing this, the childhood friend really is an idiot, lol.

Childhood Friend Assaulter: Hey, you damn bastard, who are you to insult my childhood friend? Did your parents teach you to insult strangers? You're so rude, damn it!

(89.74): Even when I'm on your side, you curse...

Childhood Friend Assaulter: Ah... sorry. I lose my mind when someone insults my childhood friend...

(89.74): Ok... But what do you mean he realized it was real after you did it?

Childhood Friend Assaulter: I fed my childhood friend an orc aphrodisiac and did it... So he probably doesn't remember it happening.

(89.74): Because of the orc aphrodisiac? I've tried that, and it doesn't make you forget, lol.

Childhood Friend Assaulter: Really? 892.151 said he forgot everything.

(89.74): Yeah, it seems to affect people differently. Some lost their memory, but I didn't.

Childhood Friend Assaulter: Oh shit, shit, I really might kill myself, damn it.

Evelyn suddenly stopped commenting as if her mental state had collapsed upon hearing that memories might remain.

That reaction of hers was

too interesting?

Seeing a different reaction from the usual Evelyn was insanely fun.

It felt like all the pent-up feelings inside me were being released.

Of course, Evelyn was a precious person in my life and would continue to be, but compared to the pranks and bullying I had endured from her, this much was within the permissible range.

After a while, Evelyn, having somewhat regained her composure, posted a new message.

[Author: Childhood Friend Assaulter] = [Evelyn Marigold]

[Ah, fuck it. Before I die, I'm going to masturbate][0]

[If I'm going to die by suicide anyway, I might as well die from overeating. I'm going to masturbate ten times and then come back, bye.]

After that post, Evelyn, who had presumably gone to masturbate, didnt respond to any comments.

Since the number of new posts has decreased a bit Should I masturbate too?

Because I had reduced my masturbation frequency recently due to browsing the gallery, my lower body felt heavy.

As for masturbation material

Just as Evelyn had used me as her material for the past few days, my material was naturally Evelyn.

I not only imagined our first experience but also envisioned Evelyn masturbating while thinking of me.

But no matter how good the material was, it couldnt last forever.

At this moment, I felt the need for new material.

[Today's Masturbation Material.jpg][0] - Sacred Power Container

A post written by a saintess candidate caught my eye.