Jiang Quan's face was pale and blue, blue and red, standing still, feeling hot on his face.
It's very embarrassing.
Netizens also started a crazy mocking mode.
[Hahahahaha Realistic Face Slap! Jiang Quan should! 】
[I'm going, Xia An is speaking the most cheeky words in the sweetest voice! Niu batch! 】
[Hahahahaha Jiangquan is really embarrassed and lost home, and he is still there with three! Xia An took five and it was easy! 】
[These five big badges are really shining, it feels like Jiang Quan's face is green hahahaha! 】
Within a few minutes, "Jiangquan people's design collapsed", "Jiangquan was beaten in the face", and "The sweetest voice said the most slapped face" were all squeezed into hot searches.
For a while, everyone's innocent and sweet voice rang in their minds: "But, I already have five."
Netizens participated in the discussion one after another, and even began to make various sentences, "But, I'm already xxxxx" style dominates the hottest.
The video where Xia An said this sentence was edited into classic clips by various scissor hands, dominating the popularity of video sites for several months.
For a while, even if someone does not know her, they must know that what she said is comparable to the second founder of "True Fragrance Body".
And now, Xia An himself still held five big badges to Jiang Quan.
Come on, don't you want it, open your dog's eyes and take a look.
Jiang Quan squeezed his fists, his throat tightened, and it took a long time before he finally finished his mental construction before he could make a sound in his throat, "That."
Xia An: "Huh?"
What happened? What else do you say?
Jiang Quan was extremely embarrassed, the key point was that he was looking for the embarrassment by himself!
Who would have thought that Xia An has five! Five exactly! Gathered!
He was covered with mud now, and was severely beaten by Xia An, he wanted to dig a hole in.
But after all, during the live broadcast, he tried to ease his already stiff face, and tried to lower his voice, "Since you are all gathered, I will go first, and if you are all gathered, congratulations."
Xia An nodded, and said clearly, "Don't be so polite!"
You're so polite, I'm still acting just now.
Jiang Quan gritted his teeth, turned around, and ran away dingy.
Xia An snickered in her heart, almost unable to hold it back.
She put the five badges together and handed them to Sheng Zhiyan: "You take them."
It's quite big, she has no place to put it.
Sheng Zhiyan took the badge, his eyes still fixed on her eyes that were still not red, "cry?"
Xia An then remembered that she was too into the scene just now, with red eyes, she shook her head, "No."
Sheng Zhiyan frowned, "Really?"
Xia An felt that her acting skills were so good that even the NPC had deceived her. She had to pull down Sheng Zhiyan's sleeves and motioned him to lower his body.
Sheng Zhiyan leaned over slightly, Xia An leaned to his ear, making a very low voice, but with a small excitement, "Really, I didn't lie to you!"
Breath flutters to the ears.
Hot and itchy.
Sheng Zhiyan shook his mind, and then understood that this little girl had just been acting again.
Xia An gathered five badges, and today's task is complete. She was also tired, so she simply sat down in the rest pavilion.
The little head leaned on the pillar, and his whole body was empty, his eyes staring at the other pillar without focus.
As if being emptied of soul.
Sheng Zhiyan was amused by her appearance.
When Xia An saw Sheng Zhiyan smile, he glared at him slightly, and explained: "Don't look funny, but this state of being empty is really cool!"
With that said, she gave Sheng Zhiyan a demonstration again, with a super-detailed introduction.
Sheng Zhiyan is not interested, the audience is too interested.
[I TM understand it! Is the salted fish empty, right? 】
[Sister Niu in front! Salted fish emptying is too appropriate! 】
[Advanced version of daze! Absolutely! 】
【friends! I just tried it! It's so cool! Eliminate stress! Give me a try! 】
[Fuck, admire! Really cool! You must follow Xia’an's tutorial for each. I just tried it, and my soul seems to be sublimated! 】
Soon, Xia An's unique emptying Dafa was named "Salted Fish Emptying Technique" by netizens, and it became popular.
The major netizens disdain first, then "try it if you are too curious", and finally "fuck it so cool, I have to take it easy"!
In the end, even the sunspots of Xia'an were in private, avoiding the crowd, and secretly learning Xia's exclusive "salted fish emptying technique."
Xia An sat in the pavilion for more than ten minutes in a state of salted fish, and the director who was watching was anxious.
They don't move, what else are they taking?
As a result, the program group arranged for new personnel to attack.
Xia An was happily letting go. Suddenly a doll bear appeared in the pavilion, and she wanted to hug her as soon as she came up. She conditioned her to stretch out a leg and stepped on his stomach to stop him from moving forward.
The doll bear has no choice but to shout: "Congratulations to the two guests for starting the surprise mission!"
Xia An's mouth twitched.
Congratulations on opening?
She didn't even move, where did she turn it on!
She put down her legs, closed her eyes, and ignored the doll bear.
The doll bear was anxious, "Please get up immediately and go to the task completion point!"
Xia An turned around and turned his back to it.
The doll bear was anxious, and the director was also anxious. In the headset, he yelled to the doll bear frantically: "You can't tell her there is no punishment! There is no dinner!"
The doll bear hurriedly said: "If the guest refuses to complete the task, he will be disqualified for dinner tonight."
In order to increase the temptation, the doll bear actively added: "The director ordered a big meal tonight, which is super delicious."
Xia An turned back again, took a look at the sincere look in the doll Xiong's eyes, and stood up, "Okay, then."
The doll bear breathed a sigh of relief.
This surprise task is a temporary organization of the director team, which changed the previous two-player game rules into a multiplayer game.
A total of 9 guests in five groups were present.
Every guest must put on a fat doll costume and move on the elastic bed.
Above the middle of the elastic bed, there is a crown tied, and all guests need to jump up and compete for the crown.
The belly of the doll's clothing is made of special materials. If it touches the belly of other dolls, it will stick together very easily and it is not easy to separate.
Therefore, this game is very difficult.
Xia An glanced at the crown, which was quite high, she was not interested.
Just go up and jump twice, lie down on the ground, and wait for the game to end.
Her legs were sore, she didn't want to play such an intense game.
Xia An came to the entrance, and the program team put on panda suits for her and Sheng Zhiyan.
Xia An waved her paws, which was so cute!
Looking up again, I saw Sheng Zhiyan who was also wearing a panda suit.
Strange, why do you think this doll suit is so expensive when you wear it on him?
Several guests stood on the elastic bed together, and each set of doll clothes was different.
The director is very excited, he thinks this section is definitely interesting!
He even came out in person, shouting in a loud voice: "The game-start!"
Following his order, Su Wan, Zhao Luo, Li Jingqing, Jiang Quan and others immediately rushed to the crown. Su Wan and Zhao Luo bounced to grab the crown at the same time. The two directly glued together, rolled onto the elastic bed, and started desperately Tearing, wanting to get rid of the shackles.
The battle was heated up.
And Xia An, following the director's order, sat on the edge of the elastic bed, hugged her panda legs tightly, and obediently waited for the game to end.
director:? ? ?
The whole audience:? ? ?
[Hahahaha Xia'an why sit so obediently! 】
[Hahaha is not scared by other people, they tore it so hard. 】
[Hahahahaha, why is it so funny, the teared face over there is red, Xia An hugs her legs tightly here, hahahahaha laughs me to death! 】
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 】
[I laughed so hard, the torn hair over there was gone, she was watching the battle with her legs on her arms! 】
The director was so anxious that he went out and shouted, "Xia An! Xia An!"
Xia An turned his head to look at him.
The director waved his hand excitedly.
Yes, Xia An, look at my gestures! Go!
Xia An paused for two seconds, then turned back, still holding his legs.
She shouldn't tear it, what's the use of the crown.
On the other side, the tear is fierce.
Jiang Quan could be regarded as finding a chance to vent. Today, Xia An was embarrassed. Seeing Li Jingqing again at this time, he was even more angry. He deliberately rushed up to cling to Li Jingqing, and then suppressed Li Jingqing to death.
I asked you to team up with Sister Wanwan!
I asked you to call Xia An!
He is ashamed!
On the other side, Zhao Luo and Su Wan are also inseparable.
Zhao Luo had a bad temper, and directly raised one leg to press Su Wan, preparing to use his leg strength to pull himself off Su Wan.
But she didn't use any force yet, Su Wan turned over, pressed her down, and directly stepped on her with one foot, preparing to separate the two.
Although the purpose is the same, whoever steps on who gets up is different.
The two secretly competed.
Using the rules of the game, using these reasons for not thinking too much in the game, desperately squeezed the opponent.
Xia An was amazed.
Even want to applaud for them.
The director looked a little anxious.
Now on the field, Su Wan and Zhao Luo are stuck together, Li Jingqing and Jiang Quan are stuck together, Lin Xue and Wang Yuyao are stuck together, Yan Zai, Xia An and Sheng Zhiyan are all watching the battle.
Yan Zai and Sheng Zhiyan can understand, why didn't Xia An rush?
She should rush forward and tear up Su Wan!
The director scratched his head, there was really nothing he could do, and shouted with a loud speaker: "Get the crown! Give a hairy crab tonight!"
Xia An suddenly got up.
She looked at Sheng Zhiyan with dazzling eyes.
That means: hairy crabs! I need to!
Sheng Zhiyan smiled and walked with her to the middle of the elastic bed.
The edge of the elastic bed is okay, it is stable without shaking, but the more you move to the middle, the more difficult it is to walk.
Not to mention that the few guests are playing lively.
Xia An thought it over, those few people were all lying on the ground now, no one robbed her at all, she won.
Then, the elastic bed suddenly shook, her feet were unstable, and she immediately grabbed Sheng Zhiyan beside her, but Sheng Zhiyan didn't stand still, and the two fell directly to the ground.
Ah, no, it was Sheng Zhiyan who fell on the bed, and Xia An fell on Sheng Zhiyan.
The two were glued together.
Xia An reluctantly held up his hand and wanted to get up, but found that the more struggling, the more unable to get up.
Ah, so angry, the hairy crab is just ahead.
After trying a few times and couldn't get up, Xia Anfo got up, lying directly on Sheng Zhiyan's fat panda's chest, pulling him with both hands, looking up and staring into his eyes, with a rogue expression on his face.
She said: "I can't get up, I need you to find a way!"