Chapter 256

? Because of pregnancy, Su Yiqing has basically been banned, bored she is nest on the sofa. Hu Ge's handsome face. Offset all her recent unhappiness. This kind of man is really more and more interesting, more and more like.

Lu HaoChen, who has been left out in the cold, has not been warmed for several days. Every day Su Yiqing basically eats and sleeps on the tatami by the window. And to Lu HaoChen under the ban, she is not allowed to be disturbed when watching the play.

For a few days. Lu HaoChen's universe is really going to explode. He shuffled down from the bed and stood in front of the TV. He asked Su Yiqing with a gloomy face: "Hey, what are you looking at? Is it so good?"

"Ah. You're up. The camouflager. " Where does Su Yiqing have time to talk to him? She is immersed in the plot and can't help herself.

Lu HaoChen heard the name and suddenly laughed: "sister, you were born in Korea. When I grew up in the United States, I couldn't even speak Chinese at first. Can you see this? Tell me the story in it

Where does Su Yiqing understand this? She only looks at a few handsome faces. Su Yiqing: "what do you know? I'm looking at the plot. It's a process. Why do you ask me about history. Get out of the way. "

"I don't think you're looking at the plot, it's a handsome guy!" Lu HaoChen looked back at the enlarged faces on the screen.

I've been poked in my heart. Su Yiqing's old face is red: "you see who I see, I tell you, if you do not evade, I can go home, so that you can not see me anymore."

In order to prevent his wife from returning to his mother's home, Lu HaoChen immediately came to coax him: eh, don't mention it. I mean, let's discuss the characters together. You can see who you like. I'll find them for you when I invest in new films in the future. "

Su Yiqing's eyes brightened and exclaimed: "really? oh dear! Husband, why are you so good! "

"..." Lu HaoChen simply wanted to slap himself. Should he be so short of his mouth!

Only after a while of discussion, Lu HaoChen gave up discussing the plot with her, because he really couldn't describe how good a man was in front of his wife. Later, he simply said to Su Yiqing, "don't watch it too late. I'll go to Han Rui to fight the landlord."

"Mm-hmm" in Su Yiqing's eyes, I can't see any nostalgia for him.

Finally, Lu HaoChen looked back at the expression on the woman's face, as if his leaving didn't affect her at all.

He is not happy, others don't want to be better, Lu HaoChen called all the people, told them to gather in Han Rui's home, together to fight against the women's daily life.

Unexpectedly, they all agreed. Lu HaoChen looked at the phone call that had been hung up, and his brow picked: "tut Tut, it's so happy. Has this family changed?"

Before long, they all gathered at Han Rui's home, but unexpectedly, they didn't see Han Rui. Su Yiheng asked, "sister-in-law, where's our third brother?"

"Han Rui says he's not here..." Xu Muyun slaps himself. What's the matter? It's not good to say that.

"Oh..." everyone is a meaningful smile, do you mean that the couple are doing something bad to let them run into each other?

Lu HaoChen they rubbed ran upstairs, will be hiding in the room of Han Rui catch a show, but to their disappointment, his clothes dressed well, not a bit messy.

"I'm not in bed. Why don't I go down? I'll fight the landlord quickly and make two rounds." Lu HaoChen urged him to say.

All helpless, Han Rui turned around: "how do you hate it so much? People are resting, you just want to disturb."

"Lying trough, are you suffering from domestic violence?" Han Fangyi exclaimed, this woman is very cruel!

"No, it's not domestic violence. I met a mental illness when I went to work yesterday. It was more serious yesterday, and it has disappeared a lot today." Han Rui's tone is so light that he seems to have forgotten the pain on his face last night and made him die and die.

"You went to be a junior, and let your husband beat you up?" Thinking about it, Su Yiheng can only think of this possibility.

Han Fangyi came up to him and observed the injury on his face: "no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

"Tut Tut, Han Rui, if he can beat you like this, he must not be a mortal. I'm more concerned about his ending." Lu HaoChen's face is strange.

Throw a black pillow in the past, Han Rui cold hum: "you get out of here, don't hang around in front of me."

From the outside, Han Qizheng came to Han Rui and said, "forget it, brother. Don't have the same opinion with them. We'll kill them in the field. Let's go, fight the landlord. With the girl Xiaoxi, we'll just play two games and sit in a villa."

Han Rui is bored, so he goes down to fight with them and plays. At the same time, their chatterbox also opened, and Lu HaoChen complained to them about his being neglected.

"Recently, I'm very bored. I don't know what she's watching one day. I'm going to get into the TV. That day, our house was cut off. The girl said that the TV was broken. She went to the mall to get a 65 inch one back. It's even better this time. I can't get in any words now."

Listening to him make complaints about this, everyone feels like the same thing and joins Tucao.

"If you want to say that what women are most willing to do at home is to pursue drama. If you give them a reason why they can't work, they will go up to their nose and face and chase up little fresh meat for me. You really don't pay attention to me!"

Finally met his relatives, he did not notice Lu HaoChen, they have been winking at him, where he complained happily.

As soon as his voice fell, there was a sharp pain in his ear. Du Xiaoyu didn't know when he came down from upstairs and heard all his words.

"What's wrong with me chasing little fresh meat? If you look a little human, can I still chase them?" Du Xiaoyu held his ear and complained.

Han Qizheng held his ear in pain: "Oh, wife, I didn't say you, Lu HaoChen said his wife, I mean she didn't pay attention to HaoChen, didn't say you, what's your strength?"

"You didn't say me. They were winking at you. They were clearly giving you a signal. You were fooling me!" It's really a tiger who doesn't show his power and takes her as Kitty, isn't it!

"Wife, there are so many people. Give me some face. I'll go back and hang noodles by myself later." In other words, Han Qizheng talked in front of everyone and soon recognized him.

"Hum, you still have a face to play with. Go back to kneel and hang noodles for me." Du Xiaoyu glared at him. His eyebrows were full of disgust. He pulled him up and went back upstairs.

Seeing that the game was about to break up, Lu HaoChen quickly called them: "don't mention it, two are short of one, it won't be a game, sister-in-law, you Haihan, let him go!"

"If you talk nonsense, you can clean it up with you." Du Xiaoyu turned back and warned him.

Lu HaoChen angrily shut up! Because of their lack of money, the landlords who have already become the game have been changed into four person mahjong. Han Xiaoqian, who has just become addicted to playing, has been kicked out!

"You people are too careless. I'll steal your arms for you, elder brother. That's how you treat my benefactor!" Bored Han Xiaoqian and Han Rui complain.

Han Rui glanced at her from the narrowed eyes: "sister, I'm for your own good. These men are scum. You can't end well playing with them. Don't be persistent!"

"Well, you don't want to give up your place," I told my sister-in-law to sleep on the floor every day and let you bully people. Han Xiaoqian took out the kindergarten baby to complain to the teacher.

Han Rui glances at her and says nothing. Han Xiaoqian runs back upstairs and complains with Xu Muyun. He can't cure you. Someone can always clean you up and make you proud.

"Well, are we really good?" Lu HaoChen, who has always been only considerate to women, is a little upset.

"She's not a good object to be pitied for. Be careful to be coquettish. This girl is not a fuel-efficient lamp. I can't help her. I'm spoiled by my fifth uncle." Han Rui advised him not to get angry!

Back upstairs, Han Xiaoqian went to find Xu Muyun to complain. She had fallen asleep and Xu Muyun was scared out in a cold sweat by her: "my good sister, can't we talk about something tomorrow? It's very late. "

"I can't, sister-in-law. My eldest brother has completely failed in his studies. It's too late for you to ignore him any more." Han Xiaoqian has an expression that it's too late.

Xu Muyun yawned helplessly: "you also said that he has completely failed to learn. What do you want me to say? What can I change? "

Han Xiaoqian's words were temporarily blocked. Is there such a big loophole in what she said just now? How can I get her back? She said: "no, sister-in-law, you must take care of them for me. They bully a little girl."

Xu Muyun continued: "what happened to you?"

Is the reason "they don't let me play mahjong" enough?

"Er... Xiaoqian, children's family, don't take part in gambling." Xu Muyun offered good advice.

Han Xiaoqian coy body, full of unwilling: "how you also like this, at least I also helped you a big favor, you treat me like this, I want to go back to tell grandfather!"

Mentioning this, Xu Muyun couldn't help persuading her: "Xiaoqian, I always feel that it doesn't depend on the score. I think you'd better not go. Don't listen to your two brothers. They tease you!"

Xu Muyun thinks it's too dangerous for a girl to go deep into the tiger's den. She doesn't want to let a little girl go to risk herself.

"Don't worry, sister-in-law. I'm so smart. Who dares to bully me? I'm almost bullying him. It's OK!" Han Xiaoqian smiles like a flower. There is no danger in her mind.

"But... You're a girl. How dangerous it is!" Xu Muyun is still a little worried. I really don't know what the brothers think and dare to use any strategy.

Han Xiaoqian patted the back of her hand, comforted: "sister-in-law, I am not holding the flag, shouting to investigate him, I will be careful, you can rest assured!"

"Don't make a fool of yourself when you come across something. Remember to call your brothers." Although Xu Muyun's usual bickering is very fierce, she has no idea when it comes to big things!

"Oh, I see. Now do you want to go to my brother to settle accounts? I'm itching here!" Han Xiaoqian's mind is not here at all. She wants to play mahjong downstairs and fight against the landlord, but people don't hang her at all, OK?

"Sister, I can help you with everything else. Forget it. They are so addicted to cards. Who will give you the place? I'll make it tomorrow!"

Xu Muyun wrapped himself up in a quilt and isolated her disturbing voice from the outside. There was no way to take her!

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We've been chasing books for a long time. Today, I'd like to present some small theatres to you. Let's have a happy laugh together!

&What is one thing down one thing

Our president's wife is good at everything. On the surface, she is smart, but she can't solve those math problems.

Since she went to university at the age of 28, she has changed six or seven teachers at the age of 32 and has not graduated from university. I don't know why she is not interested in mathematics. If the president of Han University didn't help her in each exam, she would never pass it.

Whenever she was in math class, she would cover her face with books. As the only math teacher who was not angry with her, Duanmu Yiyang, her brother-in-law, just felt that she had lost her face and didn't teach her.

When he came to class that day, he decided to have a good talk with the nail household.

So, ten minutes before class, he went to Xu Muyun and knocked on the desk: "ah, it's too bad. You're the only one in the class who blocks your face. You think you're learning Superman to mask your face, so I don't know you."

Xu Muyun looks up awkwardly and stares at him: "what else do you want? Didn't you pass the math exam? Just make it up at the end of the term! "

Duanmu shook his head: "no, you don't have to make it up. Can you go back and talk to your husband about not letting you come to class in the future? You've delayed me for four years. What do you want me to do with my disability for life?"

Xu Muyun smiles at him: "if I tell him, you will have more than one disabled leg."

......

Madam President, are we really so dirty?

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&On opening up the second child

Today, Han Rui is sitting in the living room watching the CCTV news. Xu Muyun thinks it's very strange for him to watch the financial channel on weekdays.

She asked, "husband, did your company collapse? Why didn't you read the financial report? "

Han Rui replied: "the company operates normally. I didn't pay you dividends today."

Then she asked, "how do you like the news network?"

"I've heard from my colleagues that the country has now opened up the two child policy to allow two children. I'll reread the news to confirm the authenticity of this issue," Han said

Xu Muyun realized that the situation was not good and she was going to suffer. She quickly invited their daughter out.

She took a lollipop and cajoled: "Bao, your father said he would give you a baby brother. You won't agree. Then he won't buy you toys. He's very patriarchal."

Han Rui

Doudou, who is more than one year old, obviously can't understand what she means. She only heard her little brother. In her impression, the little brother is the object that can be abused wantonly, so she clapped her hands and agreed: "give him the raw Didi, toys, grey machine."

Han Rui chuckles. How can he not know that his daughter doesn't like airplanes the most? She gives away her favorite toy, doesn't she?

When Xu Muyun saw that she was so unruly, he immediately said, "I can tell you that I won't buy sugar for me in the future. Sugar is delicious. Are you willing?"

You don't buy it, don't you have a father? Doudou stretches his short legs and runs to Han Rui's arms to accuse him: "Dad, mom is bad. She doesn't buy sugar."

Han Rui takes an eyebrow at Xu Muyun, takes out a hundred yuan from his pocket, and hands it to her: "go, find grandfather to buy sugar tomorrow, and I'll help you educate your mother."

So on this dark and windy night, the president's wife was squeezed by the president of Han university all night. She told her how to respond to the call of the country and how important it is for the country and family to raise a small treasure.

Then, the president's wife is happy, but the president of Han university is withered again, because he has no chance to educate her!!

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&Secrets in financial magazines

One dark and windy night, Su Yiheng, the thirsty boss, was preparing for a passion. However, he was surprised to see Mo wanwan, who usually sleeps when reading, holding a difficult American financial magazine and reading it with relish. Su Yiheng could not help thinking that it was a bit like the wife of the president, and he knew the importance of being a good wife.

In order to reward her, Su Yiheng specially cut a plate of fruit for her. Just as he was going to loosen her shoulders and relax, the scene in front of him made him angry.

Su Yiheng asked with a black face, "what the hell are you looking at?"

When someone finds out something wrong, Mo closes the book and says with a smile, "it's nothing, magazine!"

"What magazine?"

"Financial magazine."

"Well?"

Someone took off the camouflage: "Hey, medical journal!"

Su Yiheng picked up the so-called medical magazine to have a look at it. It is clear that this is Xiao Huang Wen who has three wrong views. He slapped it and threw it into the garbage can.

Looking down as if there were other contents, he raised his eyes to her guilty eyes: "what is this?"

“**。”

"The love between men? I didn't expect that you were still interested in this. "

The only way to end up with bad books is in the garbage can. When you pick up one, there are still books on the desk. Su Yiheng angrily unfolds all the books. There are four or five of them, big or small: "what are these ghosts?"

"Song Zhongji's photo album, comic lo * * Emode, love"

"..." his little wife's hobbies are really extensive. Now he understands that financial magazines are just a cover for her crimes.

That is to say, from that moment on, Mo wanwan was forbidden to read all paper books, and Su Yiheng planted a Trojan horse in his notebook and iPad browser. If you want to see healthy and upward entertainment content, you can only ask him for instructions.

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&About pregnancy

Unlike several of them who are eager to ask for a son, Han Fangyi is just one of the best married men and women. In order not to let his wife get pregnant, he has tried all kinds of tricks. In order not to let his wife suffer, he decides to bear all the pain himself.

God seems to have a grudge with him. He finally found a way to minimize the side effects of "small umbrella", but sadly found that he was allergic to some substance in this thing. After xxoo, he had a high fever and did not go back to the hospital.

The doctor looked at Han Fangyi with flushed cheeks and asked her family member Yin Qingwen, "does the patient have any medical history?"

Yin Qingwen shook her head: "he has always been in good health."

Doctor: "drink?"

Shaking his head again: "he doesn't drink?"

The doctor "ate seafood"

He shook his head again: "today we eat vegetarian food."

The doctor was helpless: "this family member, in order to ensure that we provide the correct diagnosis and treatment plan, please treat this matter correctly."

Yin Qingwen nodded solemnly: "I know that he didn't eat anything, let alone drink, but he used a 'condom', he seems to be allergic to something."

The doctor sighed deeply: "can this kind of thing be said earlier..."

Yin Qingwen: "you didn't ask."

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&About Ma Zhen

Xu Muyun, who is addicted to drama, just turns on the TV and sees a scene that makes her gape.

"Lying trough, can you play like this? Are ancient people so open?"

Galloping, passionate, dirty picture!

The biggest feature of this kind of picture is that the more dirty it is, the more he wants to see it. Xu Muyun covers his eyes and looks up at the TV through his fingers. The waves are rough and full of a sense of picture.

At this time, an old man's voice floated over her head: "it's hard to find horses now. It's good to play in the car. Our car is spacious enough."

Xu Muyun carefully tasted the meaning of his words, and suddenly understood what he was saying. She let out, "go away, I won't shock you!"

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&Finding Lucky's psychological shadow area

One day in a certain month of a certain year, Xu Muyun, the president's wife, had a big fight with Mr. President because of a famous little fresh meat. The president's wife was dragging her suitcase to run away from home.

At this time, the president picked up the big fat dog lucky and came in. He sat quietly on the bed and looked at her.

Finally, the president's wife couldn't help saying, "you put down my dog, and then you go out." The president said with a faint smile: "give it back to you. What chips do you have? My son and daughter are not close to you. It's only left to kiss you. I can only take it as a hostage." The president's wife speechless put down the suitcase in her hand. She couldn't help it. She just couldn't bear the old dog! It's her lifeblood!