Vol.1 Ch.26 Wise Words From the Love Sage?

Vol.1 Ch.26 Wise Words From the Love Sage?

When Rya came out of the storage room, she noticed Percy and Sir George were back with their backpacks and had set up a campfire.

'Hmm? It looks like they are cooking something. Wonder what they're making?' Rya thought to herself as she walked over to them. As she was walking, she couldn't help but noticed her hips were swaying more than normal. All because of her transformation into a full-fledged female Dark Elf which gave her wider hips, and her larger breasts and butt which all jiggled with every step she took.

'Goddess! You have to be kidding me! This is insane! My body is changing because of this stupid mana.' Rya thought to herself as she stood next to the fire.

When Rya came into view, the two men turned their attention to her. Quinus was in shock and awe for a split second when seeing Rya's new figure before him. He quickly regained his cool demeanor in hopes of not scaring her away from him. Percy's eyes looked like they were trying to fall out of his head while he struggled to keep his jaw from hitting the ground. Sir George was too busy ignoring her to notice her changes as he focused on cooking up, some type of stew.

"Um... I see you've grown stronger from your mana rush, Lady Rya. That's good too, see!" Quinus spoke nervously as he tried to get his mind back in order.

"Ha ha, yeah, I'm still not used to these growth spurts. Ha ha?" Rya replied nervously, not knowing the best way to respond to Quinus.

Upon hearing the Dark Elf speak to his lord, Sir George turned his attention towards Rya and did a double take as panic was written all over his face.

"As I told you, Percy! She means to seduce us ALL!" Sir George barked in disbelief at the sight of Rya's new figure.

'Are you fucking serious?' Rya thought as she stared at Sir George in disbelief. 'It's like he hates women for some reason?'

"Erm... Erm..." Percy stammered out.

Prince Quinus quickly turned to Sir George with a face filled with irritation and embarrassment and spoke sternly to him.

"Sir George, You are turning into an embarrassment in all of the Fiafyr Kingdom!" Quinus spoke pointedly.

Sir George's eyes became wide with a realization, and he looked down to hide his embarrassment.

"You've been acting like a fool ever since Lady Rya has been here! And I'll not tolerate it any longer!" Prince Quinus said.

"My apologies, my Lord... You will not hear another insult coming from this mouth of mine towards Lady Rya." Sir George said in defeat.

"I hope you're being truthful with me, Sir George," Quinus said sternly.

"I promise with the honor of my Knighthood on the line, my Lord!" Sir George spoke with a bowed head.

Rya just shook her head and sighed while finding a rock to take a seat on.

"I'm really, truly sorry for Sir George's unwanted and unfounded accusations towards you, my Lady... I guarantee that this won't happen again. With my honor as Crown Prince Quinus Meredydd, future ruler of Fiafyr Kingdom," he said, bowing his head towards Rya.

Rya's heart fluttered a bit when Quinus bowed towards her, but she didn't trust Sir George, yet. She felt like he would try to accuse her of something else, sooner or later.

"I trust you, Quinus, but he needs to be more respectful." Rya huffs out while crossing her arms over her chest, which accentuates her cleavage.

"Sorry, Lady Rya, Sir George has never been good around women," Percy added as he recalled how he had taken some of Sir George's advice on how to pick up women in the past.

"Percy! I cannot believe you would betray me like that! You've asked for my advice on attracting a fine lady, and I gave it to you. Only to have you not take my teachings to heart!" Sir George said this in shock.

"..."

Rya couldn't help herself as she burst out laughing.

"That's some of the lamest advice I've ever heard, Sir George!" Rya said as she let out a full belly laugh.

"You're just a Dark Elf! What would you know, Lady Rya?" Sir George said with a glare.

"Hahaha! Ah.. Hoo. That gave me a good laugh. Well, let me take a wild guess on how your love life has gone with your advice," Rya said as she held back tears of laughter.

"Tch, like you could know," Sir George said in a huff.

"So you used your Three pillars, and it worked; you got yourself a lady. But after about, let's say, three months or so, Your relationship started to fall apart?" Rya asked as she leaned back on the rock.

"H-How did you!... I-I mean? Go on," Sir George said with a flustered face.

"And the reason why she left you is because of that fake persona you constructed for her. It's impossible to maintain over so much time, and then she learned about the REAL you. That's not a person who would make her happy in the first place."

"I can just tell... How many relationships have you gone through?" Rya says it with a smile.

"Um... Two?" Sir George stammers.

"Just, Two?" Rya asks with a raised eyebrow. She didn't believe him and he knew she was on to him.

Percy was also interested in what Sir George's real answer was as well. After a minute of awkward silence, Sir George caved.

"FINE! I've gone through Five of them. They all dumped me after they found out that I'm a Knight and not some lord or wealthy noble!" Sir George said it with a huff.

"FIVE!? YOU'VE GONE THROUGH FIVE FAILED RELATIONSHIPS!? You gave me failed advice, for my Bell! And you call yourself a love sage? I BELIEVED YOU!" Percy shouted in anger.

"Well, it's not my fault you came to me for romance advice!" Sir George said with a glare.

"Hey! I was only looking for some good tips on how to get Bell to like me!" Percy said it with a pout. "She said I was rude before I even had the chance to date her! Now she's going around telling everyone that I'm just some jerk who tried to take advantage of her!"

"Oh, I see, so she didn't like you after all? She must have been using you for the money and to gain the attention of other nobles," Sir George said with a shrug.

"I'm going to kill you, George!" Percy said as he jumped at the knight, trying to tackle him to the ground. But Percy's approach was halted when George placed the palm of his hand on Percy's forehead, and all he could do was flail his arms around, just barely missing George's body, like a little brother bickering with his older brother.

"Calm down, Percy. I'm sorry my advice didn't help you with Bell. Here is some stew. It's ready," Sir George said as he handed over a bowl filled with steaming hot beef stew to Percy.

"You know, if this is supposed to make me feel better, it really isn't," Percy muttered as he took a sip from his bowl.

'Jeez. I feel bad for the kid. I'll help him out if I can. He deserves it,' Rya thought as she was seated across from Percy and George.