Bai Suzhen looked bashful, and said in her heart, "no wonder I feel refreshed every time I do that with officials. I feel more comfortable than eating the elixir. My accomplishments have been promoted so quickly. I think it is the" supreme Jiuyang spirit body "of the officials that has played a role

Xiaoqing also thought that after returning Ye Qing's "Yin and Yang blending" for the first time, her own qualification got a leap, and she also recognized the credit of Ye Qing's "supreme Nine Yang spirit body".

Buddha mused: "so it is. There are many people in the world who have wonderful physique. For example, my disciple Jinchanzi, if his body is eaten, he can give people life support! We are poor in the West. We have never had any flat peaches and ginseng fruits. We have to eat potatoes stewed with cicada seeds to survive until now. "

Now it's ye Qingleng's turn.

He just joked.

I didn't want the Tathagata, Buddha and other gods. I believe it.

It seems that even Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing believe it.

Forget it, make mistakes!

Ye Qing thought, with a cheap smile: "you know, my constitution is only effective for women, so it is not of great value to you. Most of you are men. Even if you are engaged in foundation, yin and yang are not in harmony, he is useless."

Buddha shook his head and said, "this is very useful to us."

Ye Qingqi said: "how can we see it?"

Buddha said, "have you seen the Avalokitesvara?"

Ye Qingdao: "see."

The Buddha said, "do you think the Avalokitesvara is beautiful?"

Ye Qing said: "of course, it's beautiful. There's not a saying that" beautiful is like Avalokitesvara. "

The face of Avalokitesvara is blushing.

Buddha said, "so, do you want to go to Guanyin Bodhisattva?"

Ye Qing shook his head violently: "no! no no No

Repeat one sentence three times.

It explains the identification of Ye Qing's will.

Buddha said, "why?"

Ye Qing looked at the Avalokitesvara and said, "because I know that Avalokitesvara used to be a man! In fact, Bodhisattva GuanShiYin is a big lady. I can't afford to offend such a big lady! "

The Buddha said in a positive way: "all the forms are illusory. If you see the non phase, you will see the Buddha! The body of men and women is nothing but skin and flesh. It's a big deal that we, the immortals, are all transformed into women! At that time, everyone will line up to blend with you, and everyone's strength will be improved, which will also promote the prosperity of the three realms. It is indeed a matter of boundless merit! "

This

This was originally very exciting, but how a group of male immortals also want to do sex change surgery to sacrifice to Ye Qing, which is very diaphragmatic response!

"Buddha, are you not so shameless?" Ye Qing feels toothache, "do you also do such shameless things?"

Buddha said: "how can we say it is shameless? In order to prosper the three realms, it doesn't matter if you sacrifice your appearance. What's more, we immortals, once sex changes, are all beautiful, and you won't suffer any loss! "

Ye Qing said: "what are you going to do?"

Buddha said, "you have two choices."

Ye Qing asked, "which two choices?"

Buddha Buddha said: "first, you surrender voluntarily, we will not be difficult for you, we will build a heavenly palace for you to live in. But every day you have to receive all kinds of beautiful women in heaven, as well as the male gods who become beautiful women. "

Ye Qing said, "isn't this just a reception? Be a stallion? "

Buddha said, "you can understand that."

Ye Qing said, "what about the second choice?"

Buddha said: "you resist, and then we subdue you and continue to be a stallion. But there will be no good treatment. "

Ye Qing shook his head with a bitter smile and said, "although I am a lecherous person, I don't like to be a stallion. Because the style is too low. And what I hate the most is that women's wear big men, transgender people, banshees! So I don't accept either of your choices! "

Buddha said, "are you going to resist to the end?"

Ye Qing said with great righteousness: "a husband would rather be a broken jade than a complete one. What's more, only I sleep for other people's share. How can anyone else sleep in my share?"

However, Xiaoqing has already gone all out.

Xiao Qing's poisonous tongue almost started.

"What's more, this rubbish Avalokitesvara is clearly a man. He pretends to be a woman every day and swindles. He says that he is merciful and helps people out. In fact, he is fooling the common people! Just to cut leeks Xiaoqing criticized GuanShiYin Bodhisattva, "it's hypocrisy, scum, scum!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva is very tolerant.

Bodhisattva GuanShiYin did not get angry, but said lightly: "she is really a smart little girl. I still need a girl to pick excrement in purple bamboo forest of Luojia mountain. You can be the one!"

Xiaoqing ignored GuanShiYin Bodhisattva, but said to Ye Qing: "officials, even if it is against the gods all over the sky, we will always stand by your side! Live and die togetherBai Suzhen nodded heavily and said, "even if we die together, we will not yield!"

Moved, Ye Qing stood up and took Bai Suzhen and Xiao Qing's hands and said with a smile, "don't panic, my husband has told you for a long time that his husband's identity is not ordinary. If it wasn't for me to play with them, it would be a sneeze, and they would have to die."

After pulling Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing back into the pavilion, Ye Qing walks out of the pavilion.

"Do you know who I am?" Ye Qing looks at the immortals all over the sky, just like looking at the ant nest.

Buddha said: "we don't know who you are, but we know that you are doomed today." Buddha said to the surrounding gods, "who among you is willing to test the depth of that fellow?"

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