Teaching a couple of moves to chase a wife.
Article 29 Imparting a few moves of experience in wooing a wife.
Half kneeling on the ground, he knelt in front of Su Mo. He rolled up Su Mo's pants, hugged his knees, and heated the medicine in his palm. Then, he stuck it to Su Mo's leg and rubbed it back and forth.
He raised his head and looked at Su Mo. His white teeth were exposed from his smile.
"Beloved, do you feel more comfortable?"
Su Mo didn't know whether to laugh or cry. His mother was right. This man was very good at taking care of people.
"Let's go back. I'm fine now. "
Xing Biao stood up and handed the medicine bottle to his mother-in-law.
"Mom, massage him tomorrow morning. Rub the medicine hot before rubbing it again. Only then will it be effective. "
"Don't go. Stay here. Why are you running back and forth?"
Aunt Su laughed so hard that her mouth couldn't close. Good son-in-law.
Xing Biao agreed with this suggestion. He glanced at Su Mo and Su Mo indifferently put down his pants.
"I'll go back and take care of the things I told you to do. "
Xing Biao immediately shook his head. Sir System still had one more thing at home. He had to get rid of Da Bai's work. He still had to change the furniture. How many things could he do?
"Mom, I still have things to do when I go back. I won't be staying here anymore. Beloved, I'll be leaving first. "
As he spoke, he left. His feet didn't move. Su Mo looked at him and said, Let's go. What are you dawdling about for?
Only then did Xing Biao move out.
"Mom, the food we ate today was a bit salty, so prepare some water for him. Um, he still needs to eat the anti-inflammatory medicine. Don't make him stay up all night. Don't let him go out tomorrow. Don't go to work yet. Regarding the wedding, I'll discuss it with you. Also. . . "
"Are you done yet?" Wang Yao asked.
Su Mo slapped the sofa and glared at him.
Xing Biao searched the room and ran out. I'm done, I'm done. Don't be angry, I'm leaving.
Aunt Su was laughing so hard that she was bending back and forth. The situation in the next few decades could be seen. Her son was definitely the master of the house.
"How good is Biaozi? He even massaged your legs from afar. He's so good at taking care of people. "
"What a chatterbox. There's no end to the chatterbox. "
When he got home, Xing Biao took off his coat, and Bai Hua handed him a beer. She looked at him, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
"Is sister-in-law a police officer? Is she in charge of interrogating criminals? "
"Elite, lawyer, and with a high degree of education, the number of second level academic awards awarded to her has increased. Did you not see how handsome he was in the photo taken with his PhD cap? "
He proudly said that he was his wife. He raised his leg and didn't care if his big foot would dirty the coffee table. He lazily leaned against the sofa.
"D * mn, I thought he was a judge. I almost thought he would go back to the court for trial. He's so imposing. He can really scare people. "
" Why don't you look at who's the wife? "
Bai Hua giggled and poked Xing Biao.
"Are you really planning to get married?"
"What's the big deal? Who doesn't get married? Let me tell you, you should respect him. He's my wife. "
"Isn't that obvious? Who among us dares to disrespect the person you like? Furthermore, don't respect him? Why isn't he interrogating me? I'm sweating from being interrogated by him. "
When she thought of Su Mo's calm expression and his sharp words, Bai Hua shivered.
Xing Biao laughed out loud. His wife was able to suppress these men. As expected of sister-in-law, she had courage!
"Him, my first love is me. After getting married with me, I haven't had a girlfriend for so many years. I only know how to read. He's just a little bookworm. When you guys see him, don't dance and curse him. Just do whatever you want. Don't let him see things that are bloody, violent, and shameful. Those who live simple lives will scare him to death. "
Xing Biao thought that his wife had been reading, reading, and reading all over the world over the past twenty years. She was a bookworm, and her life was simple. Although she had a bad temper and would explode if she got angry, he probably wouldn't fight or watch the bloodshed.
However, what they did wasn't proper business. Delaying protection fees and causing trouble in their own territory was a bloody punishment.
Su Mo couldn't see this. In any case, he had to bear with the matters outside and let Su Mo continue living in the environment he had been in.
"Big brother, you really care about sister-in-law. I found that you treat him more than a hundred times better than others. "
"Isn't this nonsense? He is my wife. I want to marry him and live my life. "
"Then, what about your partners? The night club's supervisor is loyal to you, and that newcomer is also loyal to you. And your little baby from last month. And. . . "
Bai Hua counted with her fingers. He was a man. Especially men like them, who didn't have two or three good friends? It was normal to have sex in the middle of the night.
"Stop, why do you fucking remember it so clearly? F * ck, you can't say a single word of this. He's going to skin me alive. 'If I want to get married, I'll definitely break off all relations with those people. ' Tomorrow, I'll break my relationship with them! After getting married, I want to be a good man. "
Bai Hua almost spat out a beer. A good man? Him? They were like this?
"Brother, tell me, what do you mean by 'good man'?"
Xing Biao shook his head and taught Bai Hua a lesson.
"I often sleep with one person. In this life, I only sleep with one person. This is a good man. "
Bai Hua looked at Xing Biao in a daze and swallowed the beer in her mouth. She reached out and touched Xing Biao's forehead.
"Brother, if you want to stutter, then so be it. Why are you so artistic? Sister-in-law's influence on you is really huge. I haven't seen you for a long time and you've already learned how to read. "
"Get lost. "
Xing Biao gave him a hard push.
"You son of a b * tch, listen to what your sister-in-law said. Don't mess around with random people. You even brought my family here. My family is a place where you pay for prostitution. You scared a bookworm like him. Stay obediently at my place. Remember to bring a condom and change the furniture for me. Consider it your wedding red packet. "
"F * ck, you're f * cking blackmailing me for tens of thousands of dollars. "
"F * ck off. It would be good enough if I didn't take your room fee. You go to the hotel. I still need more than 200 yuan. Give me the money. My wife said that I have to give you the money. "
"Wife slave, I was wrong about you. Damn it, from now on, I will carry sister-in-law's legs. Sister-in-law is the boss. "
"I care about him. I'm willing to pamper him. He's my wife and he's my boss. What's wrong?"
Bai Hua ruthlessly cut him. Look at that smug look, showing off that you have a wife.
"Why does he like you? I'm curious. Just like you, food, women, gambling and all kinds of poisons are available. How can a PhD student like him like you? "
"If you're jealous, then just say it. I'm the only one in the world who can find such a good product, but you haven't. "
If he had a tail, he would definitely be shaking his head.
He hooked Bai Hua's neck and said earnestly.
"As an experienced person, I'll teach you one move. If you want to get rid of your wife, you need to get rid of your mother-in-law first. "
Bai Hua looked at him suspiciously, could it be done?
"Then what if you don't have a mother-in-law?"
"He's the fairy of the Nine Heavens, doesn't he still have a Niu Lang to sleep with? He's just a fairy, isn't there still Xu Xian? He is a PhD student, didn't he also let me take him down? This tells us that there's nothing that can't be done. As long as you have a will, as long as you're a little narrow-minded, then the Princess Prince will still be in your hands. "
"You can brag, but you can brag. In any case, bragging can't be taxed. "
Bai Hua Ting looked down on Xing Biao. Wasn't it just finding an elite? She saw that his tail was sticking up to the top of his head. And he still had the appearance of someone who had experienced it before.
"If I want to get married and get a wife, I need to catch up to someone who is willing to do so. Not only do I need to act cute and harass him, I also need to use strength to strengthen my kidneys. His body and mind were all satisfied with him. Then he will follow you for the rest of his life. "
" I was lucky enough to find a bookworm. Just wait here and pretend to be a big-tailed hawk with me. I'll take care of one too. It's definitely not something you can compare with. "
"You need to find one that's one-tenth as good as my wife's. I'll pay for your wedding banquet. "
Bai Hua smiled and gave Xing Biao a beer.
"Brother, then don't change the furniture. I'll get you a cleaner to clean up. Sister-in-law doesn't know either. "
"Get lost! You're fooling my wife! I'll beat you to death!"
Xing Biao jumped up. Just as he was about to beat up Bai Hua, Bai Hua quickly grabbed her coat and ran.
"F * ck, what are you doing in the middle of the night?"
"I'm going to the university to take a look. Maybe I'll find a university teacher!"
Xing Biao chased after her, and Bai Hua sneaked into the elevator.
"Your sister-in-law told me to take care of you. She told you to take care of your health and not come back with an illness. Did you hear that?"
Bai Hua gave him the middle finger. F * ck, could he not be more shameless? He was in an elevator.
For the two of them who were about to enter the wedding hall, they were destined to have insomnia tonight.
Even though his body was very tired, Su Mo still stared at the roof. He wanted to do something in this marriage. Although he was forced, he also agreed. Then, I have to fight for a bit of legal rights until I take the lead in this marriage. He had to take advantage of everything. He was a lawyer, familiar with the law. He knew how to use the law and how to exploit loopholes. He knew how to get benefits for himself.
He turned on the computer and started writing the agreement.
Tell us about this, don't look for a lawyer when you find a partner, he will play the law and play you to death. Don't look for a writer, offend a writer, he will use 108 ways to write you to death in novels. Don't look for a mafia boss. Damn it, he will ambush you in the middle of the night. Don't look for the police, he will punish you with public security regulations.
Eh? If that's the case, I won't be able to find a partner.
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