“Bang”, my dad broke a plate in the kitchen.
I don’t know if it was unintentional or intentional, but if it was intentional, then my dad really gave his son a good cover.
Auntie Ren, who just separated me from Xiao Qin, was about to say something but had her attention drawn away immediately.
“Wow, so you want a salary for doing such a little work. That was a plate given to me by the locals when I was filming in the Taklamakan Desert.”
While Auntie Ren went to the kitchen to yell at my dad, Xiao Qin grabbed one of my hands and hurriedly pulled me into her bedroom and locked the door.
“Phew.” Xiao Qin patted her chest and let out a long sigh of relief, “Now you won’t have to be scolded by mom…”
Auntie Ren may have transferred her anger to my dad. It was only a gaudy plate, but she severely scolded my dad. It was very likely he deliberately dropped the plate, so he went along with it with a smile and successive apologies.
“Mom is so unreasonable…” Xiao Qin listened through the door with a frown, “Am I also that unreasonable at times…”
Xiao Qin’s back was facing me and her ear was pressed against the door to listen for movements outside. I, on the other hand, was watching to see if Xiao Qin turned around while I dropped my pants to my knees.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not going into heat. I’m not going to sneak up on her from behind and pin her against the door to do something bad, I have a good reason for taking off my pants.
It’s because if I don’t take off my pants, then whatever stained my underwear will stain pants as well. If that happens, I wouldn’t be able to go out in public later.
Xiao Qin, who was listening for movements outside the door, suddenly sniffer her nose, “Huh, there seems to be a strange smell in the room…”
Don’t smell it, please stop smelling it. What you’re smelling is the smell of life and your room has already been tainted by me!
Xiao Qin was flabbergasted and about to turn around while I quickly spoke out to stop her with my pants down: “Xiao Qin, don’t turn around, I’m not wearing my pants.”
Xiao Qin stopped stiffly in her tracks. She intertwined her hands together uneasily and questioned, “Ye Lin classmate, why are you taking off your pants in my room?”
“Because, because I’m in a bad situation right now. I… I accidentally wet my underwear just now. You’ve taken a sexual education class before, so you know that sometimes when men get stimulated, they would involuntarily…”
I had to vaguely admit the truth despite my embarrassment.
Xiao Qin’s turned red at once. Her shoulders became stiff and she desperately tried to control herself from turning towards me.
“Because, because I used to plan to have a child with Ye Lin classmate, so I listened very carefully to those classes. In addition, the H manga I read online also contained that content, so I probably know what happened…”
She said while covering her face as if she was ashamed of her heart that was no longer pure.
For the first time, I was glad that in this regard Xiao Qin was not as ignorant as Gong CaiCai, otherwise it would be too embarrassing if I had to explain everything from the beginning.
“It’s also a familiar smell…” Xiao Qin suddenly said.
Hey, that’s strange, why are you familiar with this smell, are you the heroine of a H manga?
“Now that I think about it, I’ve smelled it before in your bedroom. It was a milder smell and I didn’t know what it was at the time, but it turns out…”
So what you smelled before is also mine? I’m really sorry, I actually let a young girl in her prime smell something so unclean. But I definitely flushed all my used tissues down the toilet, so why is there still a smell? I think Xiao Qin’s nose is too sensitive.
“Ye Lin classmate.” After thinking about it, Xiao Qin said, “I won’t turn around and peek. You can take off your wet underwear, leave them with me to wash, then I’ll return them to you after it’s clean. This is also the responsibility of a childhood friend…”
I’m not going to give my underwear that’s stained with this stuff to my childhood friend to wash. It’s already bad enough I brought this smell into my childhood friend’s room.
“Xiao Qin, I’ll put it in a plastic bag and take it home to wash it myself… give me a plastic bag if you have one, also…”
I was embarrassed for a while before squeezing out the rest of the sentence: “It would be good if you can find me a pair of underwear, otherwise it’s easy for me to get exposed if I don’t wear any underwear.”
As for why it’s easy to get exposed, men will understand, so I won’t say anymore.
Xiao Qin walked to the closet with her back turned to me, then opened the door and asked, “Is my underwear okay?”
“How can your underwear be okay.” I said urgently, “Who wants to wear a girl’s underwear?”
Xiao Qin said, “But we don’t have men’s underwear at home…”
This is true, Auntie Ren and Xiao Qin only live with each other, so there is no reason to keep men’s clothes at home.
I suddenly had an idea: “Oh right, you should have my underwear. You came to my house once in the pouring rain and your clothes were soaked. I lent you a full set of my clothes from the sixth grade, but you never returned it to me. I think you should still have the smaller underwear, so it’s a perfect time for me to wear it.”
“I’m sorry.” Xiao Qin mumbled, “I hung that pair of underwear out to dry with my other underwear and they were stolen by the underwear thief…”
Young master Xu, you idiot, why can’t you tell the difference between men’s and women’s underwear? Was it because it was small and hung out to dry with other women’s underwear, so you stole all of it?
If I recall, since it was an underwear for elementary school boys, there was no obvious distinction between boys and girls. Is it possible that between young master Xu and I, one of us accidentally wore men’s underwear on their head during the alley battle?
Also, damn it, it’s my own underwear. Although it was worn by Xiao Qin, but the thought of my underwear being worn by myself on my head, or by young master Xu on his head, makes me tremble.
“No matter what, Ye Lin classmate should first take off the wet panties, I promise not to look.”
Xiao Qin said after a pause: “I heard from Winnie, that seems to… seems to solidify, so it might be harder to take off later…”
Winnie, stop teaching these unhealthy things to Xiao Qin!
But there was some truth to Xiao Qin’s advice. I steeled my resolve and took off my pants completely, then cleanly stripped my underwear from my body.
I’ll correct myself. It wasn’t clean, it was sticky, but my movements were quick. I quickly used some tissues from the desk to clean myself, then stuffed the underwear into the plastic bag that Xiao Qin handed me earlier.
Next, I shamelessly, like a true exhibitionist, waited for Xiao Qin to find me a pair of underwear that I could wear.
I thought about putting on my pants back on, but then it would take more time to put on the underwear, and it wouldn’t be worth it if my pants also got stained.
I thought it would be a good idea to use Xiao Qin’s bedding, such as pillows, sheets, or blankets, to cover up, but I would feel sorry for getting her personal items dirty.
The sun shone through the curtains and shone on my exposed body. For some reason, I actually felt like a Spartan from the sunlight turning my skin golden brown.
No matter how many excuses I had, in any case I was in my childhood friend’s room with an exposed lower body. The setting sun created a shadow of a wicked rod hitting Xiao Qin’s waist.
Based on the sounds, it seems Xiao Qin already realized my current state. Her search in the closet was delayed for a moment, but I guess she quickly encouraged herself to because she’s already seen it and began to concentrate on finding a pair of underwear for me to wear.
“This is the only one.” Xiao Qin finally found a pair of commonly seen elastic hot pants worn by women in gyms.
“A friend of my mom got it as a gift when they signed up for a fitness membership, because since they already have a lot, they gave it to mom. My mom thought I might be able to wear it, so she passed it on to me, but it ended up being a little too big…”
“It’s very stretchy, so you should also be able to wear them. There’s no other underwear you can wear other than this one.”
I caught the pants that Xiao Qin threw at me, but was still hesitant to put them on when a knock came at the door.
Auntie Ren was outside, knocking on the door and saying, “What are you doing, why are you locking the door, hurry up and come out.”
The situation was critical, so I had no other choice. I put on the elastic pants with lightning speed, then quickly wore my pants and stuffed the plastic bag with wet underwear and tissues into my pocket.
“I’m OK.” I whispered to Xiao Qin, who nodded and unlocked the door, allowing Auntie Ren to peek half her body in.
“Ah-choo.” When Auntie Ren came in, Xiao Qin sneezed on purpose. I’m not sure if it was to distract Auntie Ren so it she wouldn’t notice unusual smell in the room.
Fortunately, Auntie Ren just came from the kitchen, and her sense of smell was not as acute as Xiao Qin’s. She did not notice the different smell in the room, but only looked at me suspiciously as I stood behind a table with a smile on my face.
“Ye Lin, what are you doing? Why does it feel like you just put on your pants.”
“How, how can it be.” I said nervously, “Auntie Ren, I only tightened my belt…”
That said, while these women’s elastic pants aren’t small, but it certainly wasn’t made for men. It strangled my genitals and it’s so painful.
But I had to endure it in front of Auntie Ren. She noticed her daughter’s prospective boyfriend had just pulled up his pants after she opened her daughter’s door and she was already in doubt.
So, next, I had to fidget for another half hour in front of Auntie Ren, then finally went home with my dad as if I had been pardoned.
I felt like a pervert when I passed the subway security check while wearing a pair of women’s elastic hot pants. Fortunately, I had already thrown the plastic bag in my pocket into a garbage bin earlier. That pair of underwear can’t be worn anymore even if it was clean, I felt like it already left shadows in my mind.
The next day was Monday and it was time for one of Dr. Yu’s prescribed routine physical examinations. I happened to hear that Auntie Ren went early to make up work, but Ai Mi didn’t have many martial arts scenes left, so she could rest today. She was in the VIP building bored and wanted me to go see her.
I thought Xiao Qin would be bored at home alone, so I called Xiao Qin and asked her if she would like to go with me to visit Ai Mi in the VIP building.
Ever since she found out that Ai Mi was my real sister, Xiao Qin had been very nice to Ai Mi. Plus, since she could still as a couple with me in front of Ai Mi or Winnie, she was happy to go with me.
What no one expected was that when Xiao Qin and I walked into room 101, Ai Mi was beating up a round robot that was said to be Dr. Yu’s latest creation, model B-2.