The audience listened to Chen Quanci's words and laughed without saying a word.
Yes, yes, as long as you live, you will win, no problem!
"Hey, I don't know how Chen Quanci was stubborn and suddenly found that the world has changed a lot. What does it feel like?"
"What else can I feel, it's very exciting!"
I don't know why, when the audience thought of Chen Quanci's panicked expression, they wanted to laugh very much.
Of course, if you can scare your pants, that's even better.
In normal times, Chen Quanci is a more serious person, and seeing such a person make a fool of himself, hehe!
The next day, all the tourists in Peach Blossom Village made a horrifying discovery, that is, the aroma of peach blossoms in the entire Peach Blossom Village had completely disappeared.
The air has always been filled with that stench, and it seems that there is a trend of getting worse!
Enduring!
Uh, that's right, the rest of the more than 100 inspectors, the breakfast is also delicious stinky tofu.
Fried stinky tofu, stinky bean curd milk, stinky tofu mixed with cold vegetables, all kinds of stinky tofu!
Tourists who were planning to go out and take a breath of fresh air turned green the moment they opened the door.
Then, there were screams one after another!
Chen Quanci was sleeping. He pondered all night, and heard these screams vaguely in the room, but he ignored it.
After all, this was an era of peace, and after having an experience last night, he didn't take it to heart at all.
........
"Comrades, brothers who weren't here yesterday, I guess someone told you in the morning that we have limited time now, so let's make a long story short!"
In a barren area near the inspection team, there are a group of inspectors standing here.
Qin Hao stood on the roof of the inspection team, still holding the horn.
"If you want to become a zombie, you must learn the brutality and madness of zombies. Learn from me, eyes! Pay attention to my eyes!"
Qin Hao pointed to his eyes with two fingers.
"It's an empty look. That's right, that's what zombies look like when they're normal. As long as they are matched with beauty contact lenses, they can be imitated perfectly."
"Of course, we haven't seen this thing in real life, so we can only imitate it according to the movie."
"What else? The act of the body!"
Qin Hao said slowly: "The zombie's body is stiff and its limbs behave strangely, but the running speed is extremely fast and the body is stiff. We can use the body rigid needle to imitate it."
"There is also the issue of running speed. We can use trace amounts of epinephrine, of course, a drug similar to epinephrine, which has a similar effect and does not harm the human body."
Everyone stood there and listened quietly.
Qin Hao couldn't help wrinkling his nose. To be honest, even if he stood on the rooftop, he could smell the stench below.
That stinky tofu, no, to be precise, the smell of stinky tofu has mutated, and the quantity makes the smell even more wonderful.
Take a sip and refresh your mind!
"Then, the only thing left is to solve the problem of the body movements of zombies. Last night, I specially watched several classic zombie movies for this knowledge, and concluded that there are two kinds!"
"The first type, although they have become zombies, their behavior will still maintain the original form, go to work when they should go to work, and go shopping when they should go shopping."
"The second is the state of aimless wandering. They are especially sensitive to the smell of sound and blood. Once there is sound and blood nearby, they will riot collectively, exerting unparalleled speed and strength!"
"This speed and strength far exceed everything the body owner should have!"
Hearing this, even the audience nodded involuntarily.
Indeed, many viewers have at least heard of zombie movies even if they have not seen them.
Summed up very well!
"So, what we are going to disguise is the second type of zombie, the wandering type!"
Qin Hao said slowly: "You must remember that every movement is rigid. Who, Feng Wei, imitate the zombie in your imagination."
He reached out and pointed at Feng Wei.
"good!"
Feng Wei took a deep breath. He was wearing a set of tattered clothes, and there were even traces of blood on it. This was obtained by the props team in the film and television city overnight.
As soon as I heard it, it was a member of the Tianyan program group, and no one wanted to give it any money.
The director made it very clear that Director Li is their idol, and giving money is slapping them in the face.
But there is a small requirement, that is, you can send it back after you use it up.
For this, Feng Wei and others did not care.
Imagining the zombies he saw, Feng Wei moved slowly.
His movements seemed to become hard, he staggered when he walked, and from time to time he made unconscious swallowing and low voices.
"What are you doing? Has spring come? It's the season of recovery?"
Qin Hao looked at Feng Wei speechlessly, his movements and footsteps were okay, but that voice, um, was a bit strange.
"The sound is hysterical, crazy, inhuman!"
Feng Wei nodded in embarrassment and started performing again.
Qin Hao forcibly endured the smell, and let all the inspectors look at it while instructing.
He couldn't help but sigh in his heart, I'm really a dedicated person. In such an environment, the team leader can be calm. It can be seen that in this world, there are only people who don't work hard and who don't work hard, and there are no people who can't succeed.
Time passed by minute by minute, very quickly, and in the morning, the effect was remarkable. Most of the inspectors have already learned about the same, but they need to consolidate in the afternoon.
At noon, everyone looked at the dishes that were served, and their faces were like dead fathers.
Frozen stinky tofu, stinky bean curd milk, fried stinky tofu, this is the basic set.
Under Qin Hao's coercion, the head chef of the inspection team has reached new heights, and has researched a variety of stinky tofu dishes.
Stinky tofu with salmon, stinky tofu mixed with canned herring, stinky tofu and soy milk made of soy juice, stinky tofu mixed with stinky amaranth stalks, and snail powder, etc.!
"Ow!!!"
Some inspectors felt their stomachs roll and their throats roll.
Finally, they couldn't bear it any longer, and with a roar, they ran straight into the bathroom.
Well, that's called a hearty one!
"Grass, isn't this a police and bandit show? Why is it so heavy!"
"Really, I can't do it anymore, I can't stand it anymore, I can understand other things, but I really can't understand that canned herring with stinky tofu, is that stuff really edible?"
"Hahaha, Wucao, after eating this, I guess I have to go to the hospital after the show!"
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed crazy!