Chapter 36

The girl was stunned.

I don't know whether it was because Chen Mu Hui suddenly said this kind of thing at such a time, or because Chen Mu sold the wine so expensive that she felt slaughtered. Anyway, she was stunned for a while, and then nodded: "OK, open a bar."

"Good!"

Chen Kwai opened the wine quickly and handed it to the girl.

Then, he was very considerate, tearing open a bag of peanuts and a bag of shredded squid, and poured them on the plate for the guests to eat.

"This It doesn't count. "

Boss Chen secretly said a word in the bottom of his heart. He felt that the wine money he ordered just now seemed to be less expensive with these supporting facilities.

After a while, the young man's roar came from outside: "Chen Xiwen, you wait. Go back to your parents and say, let your Chen family wait, this is not over!"

It seems that the young man finally survived the danger of serious injury and began to speak hard.

When he finished yelling, there was another sound of car starting outside, and then the car went away quickly.

The girl squinted at the door and frowned slightly. Then she raised the bottle to her purple black lips.

She was a little anxious about drinking, as if she was determined to get drunk quickly. The first bottle of wine "gudu gudu" was poured into the whole, and it was no more than five seconds from the beginning to the end.

"Ding, fifty dollars!"

Boss Chen seemed to hear the sound of eating gold coins in his head. He opened the second bottle of wine and handed it to the guests.

Today, it's an adventure. It's a gas station, but I don't know where she comes from to drink. It's incredible to put such a woman in a big city.

Of course, it is because this is a gas station in the desert that girls will sit down. Otherwise, no matter what happens in the city, you can drink anywhere you like, and you can have someone to accompany you when you make a phone call. Where else can you get boss Chen to earn this money.

She stopped to cover her mouth with her hand and took a rest. Then she looked up at boss Chen: "you can sit down and have some with me. I'm too tired to drink alone."

In line with the principle that a waiter must have, Mr. Chen shook his head and refused: "I don't have a good amount of wine. I'll pour a bottle. I'd better forget it."

The girl did not hide the curl of her mouth, thought about it and then said: "then you tell me a joke, to relieve boredom."

Tut, there are many demands

Mr. Chen thought for a while and opened his mouth and said, "look at you, your English level should be good. Come on, I'll tell you a story about foreigners."

"How do you know my English is good?"

The girl looks at boss Chen in surprise.

Boss Chen was very shy with a smile and said, "how can you be so serious? I just say it casually. It's not important at all."

The girl was stunned. Looking at the smile on her face, she suddenly couldn't say anything.

Mr. Chen then said, "well, English is not important. I started to talk about my jokes. Well, the story is like this, that is to say, our Chinese nation has 5000 years of history and culture. In fact, foreigners have always been very jealous of this point, so when they get along with us, they will unconsciously make some small jokes to make fun of We, in order to reduce this kind of jealousy in our hearts. "

Listening to boss Chen's words, the girl was quickly brought into the context.

"What jokes do they like? For example, they always ask us lowly, you Chinese say this year is the year of the sheep, so are you sheep, goat or sheep? We Chinese people never think about what the year of the sheep is. It's hard to give a good answer when asked by them. "

"Then, those foreigners were happy, joking that you still boast of 5000 years of history and culture, even goats and sheep can not be distinguished, what is the year of the sheep?"

"Do you know how we should refute it at this time?"

The girl did not say a word, waiting for boss Chen to decrypt.

Mr. Chen sold the key points in place and said, "we should say that you foreigners can't even speak well. What qualifications do you have to comment on our culture? For example, if there is such a paragraph, you can think about how to make it clear: my uncle accidentally kisses my aunt, and it happens to be seen by my uncle. My uncle punched his uncle and was seen by his aunt. The aunt was angry and went to collect his uncle's hair. My aunt quickly helped him to pull his aunt's hand. As a result, my uncle was not happy and fought with my uncle and aunt. "

In English, uncles and uncles are uncle, aunts and aunts are aunts. If you want to distinguish who is who, you really need to add names, otherwise it will be a mess.

Obviously, the girl understood boss Chen's stem and gave herself a mouthful of beer and a smile: "it's OK. It's not so funny. Well, let's have another one."

Mr. Chen had no choice but to change his routine and said, "well, I'll ask you a question, a and C, who is higher and who is shorter? Why? ""A and C Who is taller? Who is shorter? Why? "

The girl pondered for a long time and shook her head: "I don't know. Tell me!"

“A、B、C、D。”

"What do you mean?"

"A, B (ratio), C, D (low)"

“……”

After the answer was announced, the girl felt that the face with a little bit of a little pun in front of her was a little retarded and a little irritating. Anyway, it was depressing.

After thinking about it, the girl took another sip of wine and said, "come again!"

"Gold, wood, water, fire, soil, whose legs are the longest?"

"Well..."

"Ham is long."

“……”

"I'll have another one. Why can't the plane hit the stars?"

“？？”

"Because the stars will shine."

“……”

"Fahai wanted to commit suicide and bit the white lady. Do you know why?"

"Do you want the white lady to cut him to death?"

"Because he wanted to bite the snake (tongue) and kill himself."

“……”

……

Two people who didn't know each other before talked endlessly about the sharp turn of the sand sculpture for a long time.

Chen Mu has always thought that homophonic stem is relatively low-grade, but did not expect to use it on the girl in front of her, but the effect is magical. It can be seen that her mood is getting better and better.

Two people said a guess, a little more in a flash.

A box of ice beer was almost finished by the girls, and several bags of peanuts and squid shreds were torn, which made boss Chen deeply distressed.

Boss Chen also sat down at the table and accompanied the guests with iced coke.

Now the girls don't need the service of boss Chen any more. They open another bottle of cold beer and think about it. They open the last bottle and push it to boss Chen: "we had a good chat today. Come on, have a drink with me."

Boss Chen looked at the girl's appearance as if she couldn't drink. The last 50 yuan seemed to be a little hard to earn. So he thought about it and asked tentatively, "is this wine your treat for me?"

"Long winded, I'll treat you. Drink it!"

Girl's eyes have a characteristic, the more you drink, the brighter it will be. At this time, it will glow.

Boss Chen in order to earn more than 50 yuan, decided to sacrifice his life to accompany the gentleman, took the wine and touched each other: "good, drink."

"My name is Chen Xiwen. What's your name?"

"Chen mu."

All surnames are Chen A third of the same family name.

"Bang!"

After clinking a cup, the two people directly look up to the inside.

After drinking the last bottle, the girl went to the toilet and went back to the car for a sleep. Unexpectedly, as soon as she came out, she heard a dull sound of "Bo". Then she was shocked to see Chen Mu fall on the ground, unconscious.

"It turns out that what he said is true. One bottle will be poured There are still such people... "

The girl disdained to curl her mouth. She helped boss Chen up and groped for the living area behind her.

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