[The game is pretty shitty, but it will turn you on. What kind of a sexy game requires good gameplay? All that matters is that you get turned on. Still, this makes me more furious. They make the sexy scenes so perverted. The female characters are all perverts who don't have logic, but that's okay since it's a sexy game and it turns you on. But still, the main character is dumber than a chimpanzee. And don't even get me started on the story. All they had to do was make up something. The sexy scenes do their job well, but the process you need to go through to reach them will give you cancer. And the protagonist, Hoyeon Lee, is....]
"Phew."
I stretched out my arms after finishing the game review which has been a long hobby of mine.
Although it was a hobby at first, after doing it for a while it became a job.
I sometimes get ads and earn a profit.
The passion from my early days is gone.
I learned that even if you really like the task, you hate it when it becomes a job.
Still, there are some games that bring back the passion from my early days, like the one I reviewed today.
"It really pisses me off."
I had thought, 'finally, Korea has made a masterpiece that can make my balls clap!' But I couldn't help but gag after playing the game.
The sexy scene did turn me on, but to watch that one scene I had to play this fucked up RPG for over 3 hours.
A brief moment later, I got replies to my post that agreed with my opinion.
I agree. The gameplay is just trash. Still, it was sexy..etc
'Yes, even Buddha would be frustrated.'
But I could see a comment that caught my attention.
[god6974] : Bullshit lol How well do you think you would have played if you were the protagonist? I think this game was hard-carried by the storyline.
Normally, I wouldn't have replied to a low comment, but I replied with my anger at the game company that killed all the sexy characters.
ᄂ If I were the main character, I would have went out with every women, no lies.
ᄂ[god6974] : Bull shit. Do you wanna bet?
ᄂ Why would I make a stupid bet. Go work on yourself, son of a bitch.
Seeing how he replied instantly for giving him some attention, he was an attention freak.
After I blocked him from making more comments, I rested my tired body onto the bed.
Instead of being bothered by a useless guy, I had to think about what kind of games I should review to get higher views.
Bloop!
'At this hour?'
There was no chance that I would have gotten a message since I had no friends to begin with and the only members I talked to were my family. I had blocked all ads as well.
[Will you do the bet? Yes or no.]
Sender [god6974]
Who was this?
At that moment, the ID of the guy who was trying to get attention in the comments passed my consciousness.
'It's the same ID as that idiot!'
Since I had no friends, it couldn't be a prank from a friend. I did have my family who used Kakaotalk, but they had no idea that I made reviews for sexy games.
god6974 : [Brace yourself, better not ignore me again.]
Jinho Kim : [Who is this? If you don't stop, I will report you.]
Of course, I would still report him either way.
Still, even if I were to report him, I didn't think that he would get reprimanded and as I contemplated what I should do, I got another reply.
god6974 : [Let's do the bet! Will you be able to be better than the protagonist?]
Jinho Kim : [Whatever you want to do, fuck off. I will report you.]
I was a little scared to be honest, but after seeing his nonsense reply, I calmed down.
Tsk tsk. I felt bad for the poor guy who got so into the game that he had to take it out on a game reviewer.
I saw the dark future of our country. I blocked him after not seeing any value in wasting my time any further.
It might actually be a good thing that a guy like him is replying, since it showed how famous I had gotten.
'I should report him as soon as I wake up tomorrow.'
I went to bed after turning off my phone and placing it near my head. I closed my eyes and thought about which game I should play tomorrow.
After the ceremony, the students all went their separate ways with their parents and friends.
I quickly walked to the dorm, after looking around.
*
I entered the dorm through the key stored in my smart watch.
The size of the dorm was much bigger than my studio apartment.
I placed my jacket on the chair, and sat on the white bed.
"Now what?"
I tried to pull my cheeks and pinch my ears, but it didn't wake me up.
When I saw the mirror in the corner, I saw the face of 'Hoyeon Lee,' the main character of [SA].
"..."
In my head, I thought of stats.
——————–
– [Hoyeon Lee]
▶ Strength : 34
▶ Stamina : 35
▶ Agility : 30
▶ Endurance : 34
▶ Magic : 36
– Main ability : Battle
– Skills : None
– ??? : ???
——————–
Woah! The stats really popped up!
[Battle skills] was that of the protagonist Hoyeon Lee. I could no longer deny the truth.
I had become the protagonist of a sexy game.
"Hmmmm..."
Actually, wasn't this a good thing?
I was handsome, being the main character. On top of it, my battle skill was the best one to have among all the other skills.
Also, I had nothing to lose from my regular life.
Rinnggg-
I checked my watch after feeling my smart watch vibrate.
[Student Hoyeon Lee, you are in A class. By 9AM tomorrow, please go to the A class building for 1st year students.]
It was the notification of my class, same as the original game. Most of the main characters were all in A class. Of course, being a sexy game, they were mostly women.
"I should first shower."
I got out of my uniform, showered quickly and changed into the regular outfit.
I got out of the bathroom as I dried my hair with the towel.
"Hmm?"
There was an envelope on my desk.
'This wasn't here before...'
When I picked up the envelope, I saw a blank envelope without anything written was sealed.
"I guess I missed this earlier."
It must have information on the dormitory rules. I must have missed it at first.
I tore the top of the envelope.
Then, light and letters poured out from the envelope and arranged themselves in front of me.