~： Episode 2: The Wanderer Returns Home

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Since Konoha's high-rise buildings were built, ninjas who can fly over the walls have become more accustomed to sitting on the rooftops of high-rise buildings.

A few years ago, Zilai, who was able to return after committing crimes and meritorious deeds, was assimilated by others, and gradually developed this hobby.

Especially every time when I was rushing to draft, sitting on the top floor of the building, I could never get tired of looking around at Konoha, which was much bigger and prosperous than I had imagined. When I came back, I didn’t recognize it at first sight. Also the inspiration to write a book will surge.

It's a pity that I didn't witness Konoha's development bit by bit.

At this moment, Zilai, who was sitting on the edge of the roof of the building, suddenly sighed with emotion.

Compared with today's rapid progress, Konoha's fundamentally earth-shaking changes back then undoubtedly fascinated him even more.

But who let himself be the opposing party back then.

Looking at this peaceful and prosperous world now, I was really wrong.

"Immortal Toad, your prophecy really killed people!"

Thinking of the big toad master who was getting more and more lethargic and confused in Miaomu Mountain, Zilai, who was miserably tricked, couldn't help shaking his head.

Fortunately, everything was restored.

After staying away for many years, I deeply realized that Jiraiya, who can only be cherished only when he is lost, has returned now, and he never likes to wander around the world as much as before.

Except for necessary tasks, he has spent most of his time in Konoha over the years.

As the best-selling author in the ninja world, he has no worries about food and clothing, drinks and gathers, and lives a very happy life.

By the way, speaking of it, the Intimate Paradise series has already serialized six volumes.

The reason why Jiraiya is sitting on the roof now is to find inspiration for the seventh part, which is getting closer and closer to the date of submission.

"It's a pity that Naruto doesn't want to be a ghostwriter anymore." Zilai also said regretfully.

Many of the sixth part of Intimate Paradise were created by Naruto. Once sold, they won unanimous praise from the majority of men in the ninja world.

It can be said that if Naruto is willing, he can definitely become another best-selling author after himself.

It's just that such a good seedling has no ambitions.

If Jiraiya hadn't used ninjutsu as a temptation, Naruto would not have agreed to help with ghostwriting back then, and even demonstrated a seductive technique that surprised him.

Recalling the scene at that time, Zirai also felt a chill on his upper lip.

Nosebleed.

"It seems that you have been on fire recently."

Jilai also said so to himself, quickly wiped his nose, as if nothing happened, and continued to think about the most important new book at the moment.

It is impossible for Naruto to ghostwrite again.

With Naruto's current strength, I have nothing to teach him.

It can only be written by myself.

It's just that although there is inspiration, it still needs to be compared with the real thing after all.

My own writing has been able to keep topping the best-selling list in the ninja world, not only because of the good writing, but also because it is true.

Every word and every sentence must be compared with the real, which makes people feel immersive.

This is the key to your own success.

Therefore, for the good news of the readers in the ninja world, and in order not to fall into the name of a great writer, Jiraiya has decided that it is time to find the material himself!

then…

In a quarter of an hour.

"Ah~~~"

"Come on! There are hooligans!"

"Catch that stinky rascal!"

"Give aunt I stop!"

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There was a sound of chickens flying and dogs jumping in Konoha's women's bathhouse.

Soon, amidst the screams and the ping-pong sound of shouting and killing, a figure in a state of embarrassment escaped from the inside, making a few deft turns before throwing the chasing army far away.

"It's really bad luck!"

Looking back, there was no one behind him, and Zilai, who was unfavorable, also stopped in his footsteps with a face full of gratitude.

He never thought that the protection power of the women's bathhouse would be so strong.

With the idea of ​​sacrificing for art, I was discovered before I saw anything.

If it wasn't for the quick oiling of the soles of the feet just now, it would have almost fallen there.

"The world is getting more and more difficult! The price of the next book must be increased."

Zilai, who risked his life for the benefit of the vast number of male compatriots, made the decision according to his heart that was still beating.

A voice suddenly sounded from behind, startling him.

"Yo~~ Isn't this a lecherous uncle? I haven't seen you for a few days, why does he look so stretched?"

Zilai, who thought it was those female tyrannosaurs who were chasing after him, was also about to run away. When he heard the words "Lustful Uncle", he quickly reacted and retracted the foot he had just stepped on, then turned around and said:

"I said Maki, don't try to imitate Naruto. You should call me Uncle Jiraiya."

"I didn't learn from Naruto. After all, for someone who can write that kind of writing, it's not an exaggeration to add 'lustful' to the prefix." Zhenji Xiaoxiong, who came to the front, spread his hands.

I am also helpless.

Looking at the daughter of an old friend wearing a green "gambling" jacket, who looks exactly like Tsunade, but has long black hair, he still wants to restore his image as much as possible: "That's art, do you understand art?"

Zhen Ji said with a clear expression: "Is it the art of the lecherous uncle? I understand."

Jiraiya's face collapsed, holding the last hope, he said earnestly: "Zhenji, you can't see people one-sidedly. Uncle Jiraiya, I used to work with your mother for many years. She knows the real person behind my unrestrainedness. "

"Indeed, my mother told me too." Zhen Ji nodded.

Ji Lai also immediately beamed with joy: "Really? Sure enough! I'll just say I am"

"Mom said, let me stay away from you, lecherous uncle." Before Zilai could finish speaking, Zhen Ji said this ruthless fact.

Jiraiya: "."

In an instant, he only felt a bolt from the blue.

And that's not all.

Zhen Ji, who seemed to want to see his father's former rival in love continue to change his face, smiled again at this time and said: "By the way, uncle lecherous, I heard that the publishing department of Ninja Kingdom has recently issued new instructions, like you, uncle lecherous His book will be turned into a banned book and can no longer be published."

"what???"

As it was about his own job, Zilai, who immediately recovered from the grief, changed his expression, and said in disbelief:

"This is absolutely impossible!"

"Why is it impossible?"

"So many people in the ninja world like it."

"No matter how much you like it, there's nothing wrong with it. It should be sealed."

"It's still impossible!"

"I said uncle lecherous, don't be dazed."

"It's really impossible! You know Hokage-sama likes my book so much, and it's only been a few years since he's been away. It's impossible for his subordinates to go against his will."

In the end, Zilai, who was impatient, simply threw out the biggest hole card that could protect him.

Zhen Ji was taken aback for a moment: "Master Hokage? You mean uncle lecherous."

"Of course it's your father, Shinji." Speaking of this, Zilai didn't hide it anymore.

Zhen Ji's small face froze, and she firmly disagreed with Yun Ting, who admired Yun Ting so much, "My father is not that kind of person."

"Maki, you're still young. Men are like that."

"impossible!"

"possible."

"impossible!"

"Yeah! What are you doing, Maki?"

"For the sake of my father, you lecherous old ghost, eat my iron fist of justice!"

In the end, as if being stabbed in a hornet's nest, Shinhime, who became more and more arguing, switched to physical communication, waving the strange power fist inherited from Tsunade, and ruthlessly punched Jiraiya who slandered her father.

"Ah ~ don't"

"Yo~~ I haven't seen you for a few days, Ziraiya why are you so lazy."

In a high-end izakaya in Konoha, Tsunade, who rarely had time to enjoy it here, just drank a glass of fine wine in his hand, when Jiraiya with a blue nose and swollen eyes came to him.

"You mother and daughter really have a tacit understanding, and you say the same thing." Zilai sat across from each other, enduring the pain and grinning.

"Oh, speaking of it this way, it seems that it is my lovely daughter who beat you up like this, Jiraiya." Not only was Tsunade not angry, but he smiled happily.

"Cute? In other words, only Tsunade thinks it's cute. But." At the end, Jiraiya also recalled, "The gesture of violently throwing hands at the slightest disagreement is really the same as Tsunade when you were a child." It was carved out of a mold."

Although there is no love for Tsunade now, but decades of friendship here, Aiwu and Uoshita, for the little girl who looks like her mother, Maki, is still very fond of Jirai after returning to Konoha.

No, he didn't fight back much just now.

Otherwise, no matter how strong Zhen Ji is, it is impossible to beat him like this.

Fortunately, now I am not the person who was hit by Tsunade with a broken rib and almost died.

Although the bruised nose and swollen face are not very good-looking, but there is nothing wrong with it.

"It's normal for a daughter to follow her mother."

Tsunade, who was already accustomed to such evaluations, said casually after drinking another glass of wine.

"Tell me, what can you do with me? If you have nothing to do, don't disturb me for a drink, unless you pay for the drink."

She wouldn't think that Jilai came to find herself specially for Zhenji's affairs.

The other party is not so small-minded.

Besides, he also knew that even if he complained to his parents, his response would be to beat him up again.

Behind closed doors, a mother-daughter confrontation is one thing.

But on the outside, it is always open to the outside world.

If she dared to speak ill of Shinhime, Tsunade, as a mother, would just punch her.

"It is true that I need to find you, Tsunade." Sure enough, Jiraiya, who didn't mention Shinhime, changed his face, and asked, "I heard that mine will be banned?"

"I don't know, I'm not interested in taking care of such trivial matters." Tsunade waved his hand and said, "But it's normal for Jiraiya to be banned for the obscenities you wrote."

"That's not obscenity, it's art!" Jiraiya said anxiously.

For his own job, and for the confidants of the majority of male compatriots, he quickly licked his face again, flattering him and said: "Tsunade, for the sake of our friendship, please help me out."

I haven't finished talking yet.

Suddenly he noticed that the face of Tsunade, who couldn't take his eyes off the wine in front of him, changed.

"Let's talk later!"

After hastily leaving such a sentence, a violent sonic boom sounded, and in the blink of an eye, Jiraiya found that Tsunade had disappeared.

"Is there something so urgent?" Zi Lai was also very puzzled.

In today's ninja world, the Ninja Country is the dominant family. Even if there are small groups of remnants of the former countries who do not accept the rule in private, they don't even count the pain of chronic illness. It can be said that these years have been peaceful and healthy.

It stands to reason that there shouldn't be anything worth the haste of Tsunade, who is now in charge of the Daimyo's power.

unless

It is from the universe!

Regarding the matter of the universe, Jiraiya, who ranks among the top in the Ninja country, has also read the information on the Otsutsuki clan left by Yunting.

Could it be that the Otsutsuki clan has come?

Jilai, who suddenly thought of this, also changed his face and stood up.

But soon, he thought of something again.

"My gaze is not wrong. Although Tsunade left in a hurry just now, the expression on his face is not the seriousness of facing an enemy, but surprise! That's right! It's surprise. It can make Tsunade look surprised, and There is such a big reaction all of a sudden, combined with the present, it is only."

Soon, Jilai, who had guessed the truth, relaxed, and Shi Shiran sat back, and said with a relaxed smile:

"That one is back, it seems that the matter of the universe has come to an end. It's amazing!"

"In addition, you don't have to worry about the matter of banning books anymore. There is that loyal reader who wants to ban my book? Believe it or not, I will ban your department!" Zilai, who was completely relieved, said triumphantly.

Finally, he was about to leave happily humming a ditty, and when he continued to write about himself, a waiter who had been waiting by the side handed over the bill and said: "Guest, the bill for your table has not been settled yet."

Subconsciously checking the bill, Jiraiya glanced at it, and instantly

"Nani? Why is it so expensive!!"

Konoha, daimyo's office.

After sensing that incomparably kind atmosphere, Tsunade hurried all the way to the office, pushed the door open, and as far as his eyes could see, the real owner of this place was right in front of him.

The battle with Otsutsuki God is over, and Yun Ting, who has officially returned, smiled and said to her:

"It's been a while, Tsunade!"

The familiar voice reached his ears, and Tsunade's eye sockets suddenly turned red, but she quickly suppressed it.

Just when she was thinking about whether to reply first, or to punch the guy in front of her who hadn't replied to a letter for six years.

Behind him, he also got the news that Zhenji, who arrived a little too late, was already flying into Yunting's arms like an old swallow returning to her nest.

"Father, I miss you so much!"

Nunuuo's voice sounded in her arms, and Zhen Ji, who did not hide her emotions at all, rubbed against Yun Ting's arms vigorously, then raised her head, her eyes were red, and her tears were dimly expressing her joy.

"Long time no see, Zhen Ji, you've grown up a lot!"

Looking at Zhen Ji whose head has reached her chest, Yun Ting gently patted her daughter's small head and said.

"When I grow up, my father is no longer by my side. Zhenji is very sad." Zhenji who still hugged Yun Ting said coquettishly.

"Don't worry, our future is still very long. Besides, who said I wasn't there at that time."

Yun Ting blinked at Zhen Ji, his cosmic eyes moved,

In the next second, Zhen Ji's face was full of surprises, because in her memory, in the past six years, Yunting suddenly appeared beside her to accompany her memories.

Controlling time is already a piece of cake for Yun Ting today.

It is also a pity that he, who has not been able to accompany his daughter during the period of greatest change over the years, naturally chose to go back to the past to make up for the regret when he was able.

"Father, you are too powerful!"

Zhen Ji rubbed Yun Ting with her little head excitedly.

Yun Ting picked up Zhen Ji with one hand, and waved to Tsunade with the other hand, signaling that the other party should stop being reserved and come over, and have a family reunion.

However, in the next second, he suddenly realized that something was wrong with the current situation.

At this moment, Tsunade folded her arms, living up to the previous joy.

When Yun Ting looked over, she pointed to another person in the office with a gloomy complexion, and said in a very bad tone: "Who is this woman?"

woman?

Zhen Ji poked her head out and looked in the direction, only to find that there was another beautiful strange woman in white clothes with dazzling blue and white long hair in the room.

"Oh oh oh! Father finally opened the harem? Is this my second mother?" Zhen Ji's eyes lit up and she thought to herself.

A strangeness flashed across Yunting's face.

Even if he opened the harem, he wouldn't find such a person.

He quickly explained: "She is the one on the moon, and she is our ancestor."

The woman was Kaguya Otsutsuki.

After finishing off the Otsutsuki clan, when returning, Yunting deliberately released the opponent who was no longer a threat to him.

"It's her!" Tsunade, who had heard the news about the moon from Yun Ting's mouth, suddenly realized, and his solemn face instantly relaxed.

Seeing that she couldn't see a good show, Zhen Ji could only look away in disappointment.

"Senior Hui Ye, come back once, let's go outside for a stroll." Yun Ting said at this time.

Otsuki nodded silently.

After escaping from the millennium ban, she learned that her nightmare Otsutsuki clan had perished, and was easily educated by Yun Ting who brought her out. Under such huge shocks, she is now at the crossroads of her life. confused.

But Yun Ting's words still have to be listened to.

In a blink of an eye, she left the office and traveled alone to the earth thousands of years later.

"Is it okay to let her out?"

Faced with Yunting's continued beckoning, Tsunade, who did not refuse any more, stepped forward, and while embracing Yunting, she changed the subject as she didn't want to see Zhen Ji's teasing eyes.

"It's okay. This universe, now I have the final say."

After Yun Ting finished speaking, he loosened the arms of the two women when he thought of something.

Turning over the palm of his hand, two bright red fruits of the sacred tree suddenly appeared.

"Eat it, and our family will be together forever."

Yun Ting assured the second daughter.

late at night.

Inside the Yunting bedroom.

After eating the fruit of the sacred tree, the level of life has undergone earth-shaking changes, and he has returned to youth without the yin seal at all, and Tsunade, who even wants to perfect too much, is full of confidence and challenges Yunting.

This long-lost battle lasted most of the night, and finally ended with Tsunade begging for mercy.

no way.

There are people beyond people, and there is a sky beyond the sky.

At this moment, although he is a god, Yunting, who is stroking Tsunade's bare and white back, is enjoying the taste of being a human being.

He is not the **** of Datongmu, and he can't reach the realm of treating everything as an ant and being alone.

He also likes beautiful people, fine wine, delicious food, beautiful things, etc., everything that people pursue.

What is the strength for.

Isn't it just to let yourself enjoy everything better.

Therefore, even if the entire universe is under control now, Yun Ting is still willing to return to Earth, to be a husband, a father, and the name of the Nation of Tolerance.

Just like a development game, in the infinite years, it is also a good experience to be able to personally operate and make the country you created grow little by little until it achieves unprecedented glory.

"The earth is still too small. It seems that the kingdom of ninja will be expanded to the entire universe in the future." Yunting formulated a policy for the future.

In addition, my relatives and friends, such as Minato, Shisui, Aya, Ritsuko, Naruto, Sasuke, etc. who exude light should also be with my family, so that I will not be lonely.

Before becoming a god, although he deliberately kept the fruit of the **** tree for his relatives, but it was still not enough, this matter could not be done.

But with Yunting's current strength, he can easily condense the fruit of the divine tree.

The so-called problem is no longer a problem.

In this way, all kinds of wishes can be fulfilled, and it is not in vain to become a god.

But in it, there is only one regret.

Yun Ting turned his attention to the system that helped him a lot at the beginningnow it is useless.

Glancing at the numbers made up of countless "0"s in the prestige column, it was completely useless to think about the large amount of prestige that could be gained by conquering the universe later.

He couldn't help curling his lips, and said proficiently: "Garbage system, what do you want!"

Ding dong!

The familiar system sound suddenly sounded automatically.

[Because the host called the 'system' more than 50,000 times, in response to the second law of time and space travel, the Naruto enhanced system was officially converted to the heavens travel system. 】

[Does the host consume 100...00 reputation to travel through the heavens? 】

"There are such good things! System, you really are not trash!" Yun Ting's eyes lit up, and his face changed instantly.

In the end, he didn't even look at the prestige points that were composed of countless zeros and needed to be consumed. He waved his hand and said with great anticipation:

"Heaven and Myriad Realms, here I come!"

(end of this chapter)

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