Volume 8 - CH 2

Yamamoto’s Anti-Stalker Measure

ATN: Yamamoto in the title!?

Since the class is filled with my friends I think that it is better that everyone gets along.

Well, setting aside whether the people around me despise Akechi Hideyori or not, I think the safest way here is to create a friendly atmosphere.

That being said……

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[[Starin~~g]]

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Yoru Hiru AKA Ms.Yoru over there is staring at each and every one of my movements.

Why?

In the game, Takeru and Yoru hit it off right away so she was enjoying a fake happy daily life with him but in this reality here, Takeru dislikes Yoru so he’s actively avoiding her.

Also, she probably bears a grudge against me since I’m the cause of that so she’s monitoring my actions.

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“TOH! MASTER!” (TLN: Ninja/Sentai’s jumping SFX)

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As though it was the most natural thing in the world, a ninja dropped from the ceiling and landed in front of me.

….seriously though, what’s she doing?

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“That’s our classmate who has the last attendance number, Yoru Hiru right?”

[[Starin~~g]]

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Despite the fact that Uematsu’s gaze met hers, Yoru’s eyes are still imposingly fixed on me.

In fact, for the past 2 days, Yoru has been staring at me all the time while I’m at school.

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“She’s been stalking Master for a while now, you know! Should I get rid of her!?”

“What are you saying, you’re a stalker too right…….?”

“I’m not a stalker, I’m a shinobi.”

“You’re in uniform right now though…….”

“…..I’m not a stalker, I’m a student.”

“You corrected yourself, good for you.”

[[Starin~~g]]

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In any case, I’m already exhausted from being followed around by 2 stalkers.

It’s a pain, seriously. I didn’t get any private time in the past two days you know.

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StarCha is so amazing.

To think she can deal with all the people staring at her when she walks around the city.

That said, Seiko’s Gift lets her freely change her appearance so she can enjoy her private time whenever she wants.

In a sense, I think my freedom is even more limiting than StarCha.

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“Hey, Yamamoto. I’ve been troubled by stalkers lately, what should I do?”

“Ohh, Akechi’s consulting me. This is rare.”

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In the classroom, I approached Yamamoto, my reliable middle school friend, for advice.

After all, I don’t think Takeru and the others can help me this time.

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“But Stalkers huh……… you’re just joking right?”

“There’s one in the ceiling above me and another one under the desk next to you, Yamamoto.”

“I’m not a Stalker, I’m a Shinobi.”

[[Starin~~g]]

“Woah!?”

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Seeing my stalkers, Yamamoto yelped in surprise.

He went “EHH?” while looking alternately between the kunoichi and the knife woman.

Both of them didn’t even flinch when Yamamoto detected their existence.

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“There’s only one way to keep women like these at bay right.”

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Yamamoto said while pretending he didn’t see them.

Ohh, so I might be able to do something about Uematsu and Yoru huh!? Such expectations were getting bigger in my mind.

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“Dirty joke is the way.”

“Dirty joke?”

“Yeah. Dirty joke. The one that we boys are comfortable telling among ourselves.”

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Yamamoto said that with a straight face.

That said, I wonder why a woman finds it funny when a handsome guy tells a dirty joke.

If I tell one, I can only imagine Madoka looking at me with disgust………

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“Uematsu-san looks like she’s good at doing the [S] word right.”

“Wha!?”

“Yoru-san’s chest seems painful considering how much weight it’s packing isn’t it.”

“HIEEE!?”

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Uematsu and Yoru instantly vanished.

That was terrible but amazing at the same time.

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“Your reputation will fall to the dirt you know, are you okay with that?”

“I already had a girlfriend. She’s at another school so it’s okay. Nothing will affect me no matter how my reputation here plummets after all.”

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Hearing Yamamoto, a shock ran through my brain.

H, He has a girlfriend!?

He stole a march on me~~!?

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“What!? Yamamoto! You, You’re breaking the Virgin Alliance(AKA the [VA])!?”

“Huh? Why are you angry now, shouldn’t you thank me for this?”

“I misjudged you, Yamamoto…….so the virginity vow we took together was just a lie huh…….”

“We haven’t done it yet so I’m still a virgin alright.”

“I’m open if you want to consult me about it okay, Yamamoto.”

“Why would I ever consult you about that kind of stuff though.”

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And thus the stalking by Uematsu and Yoru has subsided.

Still, Uematsu aside, it would be bad if Yoru and Takeru don’t get along. After all, there’s a possibility that the story might head in a bad direction because of that.

What should I do I wonder……..

TLN: Next up, Yoru strolling through town……