Volume 11 - CH 1

Perverts’ Compromise

“P, PERVERTTTTTTTTT!?”

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I immediately shut the door to shield my body from being seen by the girl.

T, To think that there would be such a pervert who would peek at a man changing.

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There is this one of the school’s seven mysteries here, [Hanada-san, the Toilet Ghost who’s panting while imagining the sight of a naked man].

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“W, Who’s the pervert here!? I’m not a pervert okay!”

“A criminal never calls themselves a criminal right?”

“Wha? I’m not a pervert! Let’s talk this out alright!”

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After saying that with a reluctant tone, The girl opened the door.

Then, we are once again face to face.

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“Wha……!?”

“P, PERVERTTTTTTTT!?”

“I’m n–………!?”

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Being seen in my underwear, I shut the door close again

Who would ever expect there to be a repeat offender here…….

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“YOU PERVERT WOMAN!”

“I’M NOT A PERVERT! I’M NOT! ISN’T IT YOUR OWN FAULT SINCE YOU DIDN’T HURRY UP AND GET CHANGED!?”

“Oh? Victim blaming eh? That’s an advanced technique. So it’s not the thief’s fault for stealing but the victim’s fault for being stolen from huh?”

“IT’S NOT LIKE THAT! IT’S NOT! I – AM – NOT – A – PERVERT! NOT – A – PERVERT!”

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The sliding door opened again with a rattle.

Our eyes met and this time the girls’ eyes were teary.

And I’m still in my underwear……

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“………..so you really are a pervert.”

“I’M NOT! ANYWAY, CAN’T YOU HURRY UP AND CHANGE!?”

“While you’re watching……..?”

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I don’t want to put my shirt on now since it’s still a little wet.

Rather, who’s she anyway? Why did she suddenly barge into the clubroom like that……..

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“Wow, nice muscles……”

“Don’t just stare at someone else’s body! I got it already so can you just wait outside!?”

“Uwah, that was fast…..”

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I sped it up and put on my shirt, jacket and pants.

Seriously, what’s up with this girl……….

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Still, I wonder why……?

Her brown hair feels so similar to mine and Seiko’s.

I just can’t help but feel like I have met her before in some distant past……

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“Good grief……so what are you doing here? Gainen-san said that this place is off-limits to anyone other than club members you know.”

“I’m a club member here okay!? Rather, I don’t ever recall you being in the club right!? Gainen-san even said that this is a girl-only club!”

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We both used Gainen-san’s name and started to shift the blame.

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“Nah, that’s old news. Now we have 2 boys.”

“Ehh!? I, I didn’t hear anything about that………”

“I mean, she did say that there’s another member besides Mishima huh? To think that it would turn out to be such a pervert who peeked at a boy changing.”

“SO ANNOYING!”

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The brown-haired girl bared her fang toward me.

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“I, I’m scary when I’m pissed off you know!”

“Really now?”

“D, Don’t freak out okay? If you’re going to apologize then now’s the time okay, you perverted exhibitionist.”

“Who the heck is an exhibitionist? I got soaked so I was changing.”

“But you were in your underwear just now, right? You’re a pervert!”

“But when you saw my body you were getting off of my well-toned body, right? Doesn’t that make you the pervert here?”

“I’m not A PERVERT! SO ANNOYING!”

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Unable to settle the argument, we ended up calling each other a pervert.

She walked in on me when I was changing and now she’s calling me a pervert? Yep, this is irritating.

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“Then how about this? We’re both perverts, how do you like that?”

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I made the best suggestion I could so that we can end this peacefully.

I admit, I’m a pervert.

But with this compromise, you’re a pervert too.

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“No way! You’re the pervert!”

“What did you say!? So you’re just going to ignore my compromise huh? Then it’s you who’s the pervert!”

“I’M NOT! YOU’RE THE PERVERT SINCE YOU GOT NAKED HERE!”

“THEN YOU’RE THE PERVERT FOR STARING!”

“……….AN–”

“Ah?”

“-NOYING! I’M PISSED! ROYALLY PISSED!”

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The girl glares at me as she raised her hand.

I can feel her Gifts activating so I prepared to dodge out of the way.

If it’s some kind of projectile like Yurika’s then I will be ready to catch it as well.

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“ [ BE CUTE ! ] “

“…….eh?”

“HAAHHHH!”

“Eh? Eh?”

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My preparation was in vain and I was hit with some pink mysterious light.

At the same time, my clothes started to morph and I can feel something happening to my body.

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“……W, what did you do…….?” (TLN: Said Cutely)

“CUTENESS IS JUSTICE!”

“Come again?”

“Hmph! Now stay like that for a while!”

“Eh? Wh, what do you mean?”

“You, did you not notice the change in your tone? And that’s a skirt you’re wearing. In other words, you’re a GIRL NOW!”

“A, A GIRL YOU SAID!?”

“”Arah, how cute. Heehee.”

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Said the girl with a triumphant smile.

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“Gainen-san is away so I don’t have business here anyway. Also, I’m not a pervert okay.”

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The girl said that and left.

While trying to process all the information, I looked into a mirror in a daze.

The reflection in the mirror was a face that resembles Seiko’s but a little more bewitching and cute.

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“………”

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When I silently looked at the gym jersey I took off earlier, it still looked like it belonged to a man.

It probably didn’t get caught up by the Gift.

However, the plain white towel I borrowed from Takeru has changed into a feminine towel with pink frills probably due to the effect of the earlier Gift.

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“……….this is bad. I wonder how I should explain this to Takeru.” (TLN: Still cutely).

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My mouth moved in the same way as the woman in the school’s summer uniform reflected in the mirror……

Takeru and Towel (TLN: Ta – O – Ru, in Japanese) sound alike huh…… I can’t help but escape from reality……..

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Author Note: Side Comment

B-Rank (Intermediate)

“ [ BE CUTE ! ] “

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Holder: Asai Chihiro

Ability: Makes anything become cute.

The Gift appeared to come from her fondness for cute things.

Chihiro can revert the changes at will

The Gift has no effect on things that are cute, to begin with.

Since the Gift hit Hideyori, she(?) became a cute Onee-san.

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Example:

Using this Gift on a real bear would transform it into a Winnie the P*** plushie. (Te**y bear, stuffed animal, and cute bear pot are fair game if it’s something Chiriro perceives as cute.)

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Since Chihiro is not a game character, Hideyori does not know about her Gift.

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Next up, GudaGuda Comedians, the Gift Hunters make their move……

TLN: And thus the shenanigans begin…….