I need to remain calm in times of crisis. First, lets sort out the situation.
Mi-Mi-Mistress She called me a mistreesss
For starters, its not like Im in that kind of relationship with anyone in particular. Eris doesnt seem to think of me as much more than a roommate, and even with Ruruka its only to the degree of occasionally letting me rub her breasts as compensation for medical treatment.
So calling her my mistress is a mistake.
But I probably cant say that to Aria. Aria seems to consider the fact that Eris is living together with a man to mean that Im more like her lover or fianc. Even if I tell her that Eris and I dont have that kind of relationship yet, I dont feel like shell take my word for it.
The reason that Im living at Eris hospital is due to the fact that I bought it back for her, though.
But how do I explain that to Aria? Shes considerably upset, crossing her arms beneath her chest and glaring right at me. If I tell her that Eris and I arent in that kind of relationship, shell probably go So youre just playing around with Onee-chan!?
Toying with her!? and make things unnecessarily complicated.
Ah, no, maybe its fine if I just explain normally? Usually there are many things to feel guilty about with my behavior so it slipped my mind, but this time I was only having Ruruka guide me to a magic tool shop.
Aria, thats a misunderstanding. Im just looking for a magic tool, but I dont know much about them. As an adventurer, Ruruka knows more than me, and she told me she knows of a good store, so she was guiding me there. Right, Ruruka?
Mistress
But, the crucial Ruruka is looking down for some reason, grumbling to herself instead of replying. Did being called a mistress shock her that much?
But Im counting on her right now so I wish shed help me solve this misunderstanding.
Why are you looking for something like a magic tool? Ah, but werent you just holding hands with that person!? I saw it clearly!
Thats, look. I was watching that priestess giving treatment for a while, so Ruruka was just pulling to hurry me up. Besides, the reason Im looking for a magic tool is
Suspicious definitely suspicious!
Without waiting for me to finish answering, Aria interjects. I guess she no longer has any confidence in me. Most likely, the amount of trust Id earned from Eris letters was used up between the hitting on girls in town incident and this latest one.
She wont hear me out. Aria is probably the same stubborn type as Eris. This is pointless.
Even if you say its suspicious
Unless I wait for her to calm down a bit, it doesnt seem like Ill be able to untangle this misunderstanding.
Although, why am I doing nothing but unraveling misunderstandings? I feel like this has been happening all the time lately. Well, many of those werent misunderstandings but rather hiding the truth. But anyhow if I have to unravel something, instead of misunderstandings Id rather it be panty strings.
While Im running from reality,
Those people arent the ones acting suspiciously! Quit playing around and get back to your post!
Aria gets knocked over the head along with a scolding.
Yeowch! Who wait, Deputy leader!?
The one who hit Aria is a female knight who appears to be a few years older than her. With a considerably angry face, shes glaring intensely at Aria.
Youre on guard duty right now! Under no circumstances is there anything strange about this situation, do you understand!
Ugh I-I know that, but
Aria is being savagely reprimanded by the female knight she called the deputy leader. Somewhat self-consciously, Aria awkwardly averts her eyes from the female knight. The impression I get from listening to their exchange is that Aria was in the middle of work but she slipped away when she noticed me.
She deserved that scolding.
Look here, youre going back. This is neither a game nor a simulation. Failure will not be permitted. Why do you think that a student like you was even accepted?
Ah, But please wait! I still have a few more things to sa ah, please dont drag me, Wait!!
Denied. Were really short on hands right now. And theres also the Krankheit Turtle incident investigation, escorting Saint-sama, mediating disputes between travelers.
If the priests from the Church of Medine hadnt offered to help with the patrolling, the knight brigade wouldve fallen apart by now from being stretched so thin. Seriously
Then, Aria is dragged off by the female knight and disappears into the crowd. Even Aria cant disobey her boss, apparently.
Looks like the crisis has been averted. Im sure it was only postponed, but Im saved for the time being.
And the instant I think that.
Ill have you properly explain about that mistress later! Absolutely, no matter what, got iiiiiit!
Her shout carries over to me from within the crowd.
Oi, Ruruka. Whats the matter? Lets get going.
Ruruka?
Well, there was an unforeseen incident, but I cant forget my original purpose. As for as why Im walking through town with Ruruka, shes guiding me to a magic tool shop for the sake of leveling up Eris healing magic.
But Rurukas been acting strange for a while. Shes been looking down the whole time, as if shes thinking about something. She doesnt even respond when I call out to her.
Hey, were getting weird looks here thanks to Aria Ruruka, could you hurry and guide me to the store? Lets get out of here already.
Maybe because I was called a cheater in front of such a huge crowd, but by the time I notice it Ive gathered some disapproving stares. For me, this place is a bed of nails at this point.
And as I continue to call out to Ruruka, she finally raises her head in realization.
Right, guiding, thats what I was doing!
Ruruka says that and sets off toward the back alley.
Although, her voice is cracking a bit. I thought she would walk into the alley, but she quickly stops after just a few steps. Then she slowly turns to face me and slightly lowers her head as she inquires.
Hey Shiki that girl earlier, who was she?
I was expecting that question from her. Frankly, I cant predict how shell react once I tell her that it was Eris younger sister. Though Im not confident about it, I get the feeling that Ruruka is positively inclined towards me. I wouldnt be surprised if Im treading onto a landmine.
But she asked, so I have to give her an answer.
Yeah, that was Aria
Ah, Actually, wait! That blonde hair and Onee-chan, D-dont tell me Never mind, its fine, you dont have to answer! I-Im not particularly interested or anything!
Whats with that reaction. Although with a reaction like that, quite the contrary, she seems very interested. And somewhat nervous.
Cmon, the magic tool shop! lets get going! Its this way!
Well, as long as shes guiding me its fine. Ruruka turns on her heels and hurriedly heads toward the alley. I guess the conversation is over.
With Ruruka leading the way, we traverse the dim alleyways. Theres no light banter like from before we ran into Aria, just Ruruka guiding me in complete silence. Its been this way ever since then.
Man, I havent said anything since its kinda awkward, but just how much further is Ruruka going to take me? It shouldnt have been that far away, but weve been walking for quite a long time.
Besides, these alleys.
Since the sun doesnt hit between the shade of the buildings, there are still puddles left in the thin alleys from the rain a few days earlier. And because were flanked by ancient buildings that dont seem like theyre being used anymore, I cant get a good view of our surroundings.
And in the first place the alleys themselves meander back and forth and arent maintained very well. Besides, I have a feeling I just heard some strange animal noises.
Its honestly freaky. But the streets are too complicated, so I dont even know the way back anymore.
Hey Ruruka, for a magic tool shop, wouldnt it usually be on a big street? Are we really going to get there this way?
I wonder why shes not afraid of it biting her even though its a monster? Im half-expecting it to suddenly chomp her like that round, black doggy thing from a certain plumber game. Just looking at that dragons sharp fangs is bringing back my trauma from being bitten by the Giant Ant.
Oi, dont get so close. It could be dangerous.
Eh? Ah, yknow, dragons are different from other monsters. Theyre highly intelligent and sociable, so they wont attack you unless you lay a hand on them first. And they can understand human speech; theyre not evil monsters Shiki, thats just common sense, you didnt know that?
Seeing me drawing back from the dragon, Ruruka clarifies. So that was the source of my disconnect. I had an image of monsters as aggressive creatures that attack humans indiscriminately on sight, but apparently that doesnt apply to all of them.
Now that she mentions it, the wolves we previously encountered in the forest were waiting for us and the Armor Ogre to weaken each other, and the Krankheit Turtle became enraged when its egg was broken. So there are monsters with intelligence too.
Depending on their level of intelligence, its reasonable for there to be monsters that dont attack people.
Rather, the way Ruruka puts it, that seems to be common knowledge in this world.
Ah, nah, even so it might accidentally bite you or something.
Im fine. And look, its so friendly.
The part about it being sociable doesnt seem to be a lie. Towards Ruruka who fed it some premium meat, its nuzzling her profusely and licking her hand.
Besides, now that I get a good look at that dragons collar, from the way its decorated I get the feeling that its some kind of magic tool. When I try using Appraisal on it,
Magic Tool
Properties: Enslavement - Monster
Conditions: Target Surrender
It appears to be something like the monster version of a slave crest. I havent heard much about it, but perhaps theres something like that too in this world. Target Surrender probably refers to a condition such as having to make it admit defeat before the effect will activate.
Although, the fact that theres something like this attached means it must have an owner somewhere. Well, I figured as much from the collar and chains already.
Hello, its wonderful that you appreciate it though, please refrain from feeding it without permission.
No sooner do I arrive at that conclusion than a mans voice calls out to us from behind. A tall man with deep circles under his eyes. hes wearing a dark hood and theres a whip attached to his hip. Is he the owner of this dragon?
Eh? Ah, I-Im sorry. This dragon was just so cute that I unthinkingly!
Ruruka also notices and distances herself from the dragon a bit. The hooded man glances at Ruruka before turning his gaze on me. His expression is asking what were doing in a place like this. By some chance, he may be suspicious that were dragon thieves or something.
Sorry to bother you, we got lost and we heard some kind of voice, so we thought there was a person here
I start with an explanation. Though the hooded man nods in understanding, hes still eyeing Ruruka and I with suspicion. Hes being wary of us. Well, most likely people dont normally come to a place like this.
I say normally, but there normally arent dragons in a place like this either.
Or perhaps I should say, who is this guy? Even if dragons are monsters accepted by people, I cant comprehend the reason why there would be one chained down in such a deserted place.
Yeah, this dragon is a surprise participant in the martial arts tournament thats going to be held during the festival, so its being kept here. If word gets around then itll ruin the excitement, so, well, could you please do your best to keep this a secret?
Perhaps sensing the suspicion in my look, the hooded man gives us an explanation.
I see, a martial arts tournament huh? Im betting its some Showdown between the winner and a dragon!-style exhibition. And I heard that the festival is going to be grander than usual this year, so perhaps there are a number of events planned.
The martial arts tournament, huuuh I doubt I could win against this dragon though
Are you participating too, Ruruka?
Nah, Im not. Fighting solo isnt really my specialty and all.
Now that I think about it, Ruruka has nothing but shield skills. She might not be that great at the kind of swordplay youd find in a martial arts tournament. Even so, without a doubt shes still stronger than me.
Besides, the blacksmithing convention, the singing competition, the beauty contest, there are so many events on the day of the festival! Participating in the martial arts tournament would take up the whole day, so thatd be a waste.
Theres even a beauty contest? I know what Im doing on the day of the festival. Lets go see some beautiful women. Lets go have a look at the number one buxom beauty in town.
Wait.
Beauty contest, huh maybe I should try to encourage Eris to join.
If theres really a beauty contest, rather than just watching I might be able to encourage Eris to participate. With her figure, if she enters then Im sure she can gain worshippers of a sort. And if she earns reverence there, her healing magic ability should increase.
Ah, but is that hopeless? If she stands out too much and attracts some nasty stalker, things could get ugly. Besides, even if I tell her to participate, I cant possibly see her nodding in agreement.
Eris-san entering the beauty contest?
While Im thinking about it, Ruruka questions me.
Ah, no, I was just thinking of encouraging her to join.
I-I see.
When I reply, Rurukas head droops slightly. She appears to be thinking about something. What is it, did I set fire to her competitive spirit with something like if Eris joins then so will I? No, I wonder if shes just being a little overly self-conscious.
-The hooded man lightly clears his throat.
Right, you folks were here because you lost your bearings. If you head straight east along the street over there, thats the shortest route onto a major road.
The hooded man is looking at us with a flabbergasted expression. His wariness from when we first met seems to have been cleared up. And I feel like hes implicitly telling us to go away already.
Well, in front of someone connected to the martial arts tournament, talking about other events on the same day and calling participation in the martial arts tournament a waste, I guess thats how it would turn out.
Ah, thank you very much lets go, Shiki.
Yeah.
Glancing reluctantly back at the dragon, Ruruka enters the alley the hooded man told us to use. I follow behind her.
All things considered, that sure was a cute dragon, right Shiki?
Shes looking for my affirmation, but I dont really understand her sensibilities. Or rather, she really likes dragons that much? Maybe she read some tale of adventure with a dragon in it and thats what made her decide to become an adventurer?
Actually, what adventurers do in this city is basically just hunt monsters that they can handle, in the labyrinth. There are hardly any legends of epic adventures.
No, maybe thats exactly why shed yearn for such things.
I think it over while I make small talk with Ruruka as we aim for the main street.
Suddenly, I spy a muscular man coming towards us from the opposite end of the road. Hes carrying a mace on his back and seems really robust. When I get a closer look, hes wearing the garments of a priest from the the Church of Medine.
His physique isnt priest-like, but thats unmistakably a priest from the Church of Medine. Maybe he got lost just like we did.
Then, as hes about to pass us by.
I feel like the priest is glaring at me and Ruruka. That look is as if hes sizing us up.
Something along the lines of You got a lotta nerve bringing a woman to such a shady alley, I wonder?
Even though hes a priest, hes giving me such a thuggish look. But Ive had quite enough trouble for one day. Getting involved in a Hey bro, nice woman you got there! incident on such a lightly-traveled road would be more than I can take. I try my best to avoid eye contact as we pass him by.
I think itd be great if Shiki were that well-built.
After we do, Ruruka blurts out something like that.
No, dont be absurd. Besides, I have no intention of fighting if I can help it. All I need to train are my running legs.
But at the very least you should really be able to look at a dragon without drawing back.
I got a good look, Ruruka-san. But dragons are scary after all.