Chapter 72 — Mixed Bathing



Mixed bathing is not permitted. Or at least thats what Fran started to kick up a fuss about as the knights forced her to leave while the saint headed to the bath.

After that, paying no heed to the glances of the nearby knights, the saint entered the dressing room with me, took off her clothes right alongside me, casually washed her body, and submerged herself in the bathwater along with me and Yuel.

Since the water in the bath is cloudy, I cant particularly see anything, but before that she acted completely indifferent about what was visible. In fact I did see quite a bit, and she didnt try to hide anything when I looked, either.

This saint, she manages to do things with composure that Eris and Ruruka couldnt pull off. Although from the saints perspective, this too is most likely just another part of her succubus countermeasure plan or whatever.

Master, this bath is so wide!

Yeah, it sure is. Incredibly wide.

Eris and Ruruka are still in the dressing room. Since the saint entered, maybe theyre hesitating over whether or not they should enter as well.

The fact that they came along this far may mean that they tentatively intend to get in with us, but in the end theyre likely embarrassed over crossing the line that they drew. It seems like theyre going to come in, but they arent actually entering.

As for the saint, even though she was all for getting in beforehand to the point of calling her pushy, she hasnt said a word since we entered. Shes done nothing but close her eyes and soak in the water. Since her eyes are closed, I wonder if that means I can look as much as I want?

Not like her body is all that much to look at, though.

But all the same, this is awkward. And look, the saint is more or less a beautiful woman as well. Her damp, glossy black hair which she tied up so as to keep it out of the water, and the nape of her neck which is visible beneath it, are giving off a somewhat nostalgic appeal.

Should I start talking about something? As far as subjects that would get a response from the saint, would something along the lines of the Bible be the best bet after all?

On that note, I remember one thing that bothered me when I was reading the Bible. For starters, Ill try making that the topic.

Hey, Philine. Come to think of it, why did the evil god start attacking humanity? I read the Bible, but I didnt really understand that part.

Fwa, fwaihh!?

The saints shoulders jump with a jolt, and she makes a hysteric noise.

Nnnnh, Yes! What? What did you ask of me?

Trying to smooth over the noise she just made, the saint turns back towards me and replies. Somehow it seems like she wasnt listening. Moreover, she looks considerably shaken. Was the sound of her own voice that embarrassing?

The saints cheeks redden.

By some chance, although she was fine with getting in together, perhaps shes more nervous than expected now that were actually here. Well, someone with a title like Saint wouldnt exactly have taken many baths with a man. It was her idea, though.

The evil god, I said, the evil god. Its a question that came up when I was reading the Bible. Why has the evil god been treating humanity as an enemy and attacking us?

Ahh is that what it was about? Well, the reason the evil god attacked humanity is, strictly speaking, yet unknown.

Once the saint determines the reason I called out to her, she sighs in relief. After that, trying to conceal her shame, she twirls her moist black hair with her finger as she continues to speak.

You dont know?

I am afraid not, however one theory is that he wanted to destroy the labyrinths, or so it has been said.

The labyrinths?

That was a slightly unexpected answer. The conflict between the evil god and humanity.

Assuming a reason exists, from the evil god naming convention I figured it would be a religious reason like The world ought worship my greatness alone, therefore let humanity be destroyed for your belief in other gods! or some sort of reason like that.

Yes. Shiki-sama, are you aware of what sort of entities the labyrinths are in the first place?

Ah I know theyve been called a bunch of different things a trial given by god, or gigantic living beings, or the remains of ancient ruins. But I heard that actually, nothing is known about them.

When it comes down to it, I dont know what the labyrinths are. Theyre a completely separate environment where monsters dont leave corpses when they die. A magical system of drops and treasure boxes with an unknown creator.

And so far nobody has reached the bottom of one; thats how mysteriously deep they are.

Even in this world where magic exists, labyrinths are rather bizarre entities. There are rumors about them, but I cant state any of them with certainty. And the same should go for the saint.

I believe that they truly are a trial presented by god.

However, the saint looks me in the eye and asserts that.

A trial from god, huh? A fitting response from the Saint. Im not really the type to believe in such things, though. If I had to say, Im more the type to go along with the idea that theyre ancient ruins from the height of an advanced civilization.

A trial from god, hmm what makes you think that?

A few months before the evil god commenced an invasion of humanity, the former Sage-sama was summoned to a certain labyrinth city.

Before he was summoned, Sage-sama was supposedly an elderly man, but when he arrived in this world, for some reason it was in the form of a strapping young man, according to records. And the same applies to Shiki-sama as well.

I know not your original age, but you were summoned to this labyrinth city a few months before the succubus was revived isnt that right?

Yeah. Thats true, huh. Right when I thought I died in my previous world, I was here in this labyrinth city. I dont think my age was any different than it is now, though but now that you mention it, my wounds from being stabbed by the slasher were healed, and my clothes werent stained with blood.

Listening to the saints speech, I recall the time when I was summoned.

I was stabbed by a slasher, thought I was dead, then ended up here in this labyrinth city. But back when I arrived in this city, my clothes werent dirty and I didnt have a fatal wound.

Hell, shouldnt I just push her down now? I feel like it would be rude not to, thats the kind of situation were in. I mean, it was already like that just from taking a bath together with Eris, so in this state of being touched by her, I can no longer endure.

The walls of my reason are rapidly crumbling. Like the time when I was manipulated by the succubus, my head feels like its simmering to a boil.

Currently, Eris isnt wearing anything. As it is, if I grasp her hand as it strokes mine and pull her out of the bathwater, Ill see her naked as the day she was born.

That reminds me, back during the battle with the succubus, Eris was saying I will do whatever you want. Isnt now just the right time for her to fulfill that promise? Together with Eris, well get out of this cloudy water and!

-The term cloudy water makes me remember.

My gaze turns to the place where Yuel was a while ago. When it does, Yuel is still there, looking at me with the same expression as before. Seems like shes been watching me this whole time.

Hold on, Im pretty sure my conversation with Yuel got cut off halfway through and I ended up watching Eris and Ruruka for a while.

Has she noticed the fact that Ive been staring blankly at them? Im a bit uneasy.

Master, umm may I sit on your lap?

When I search Yuels expression, she suddenly blurts that out.

By some chance, from watching me look at Eris and Ruruka, Yuel may have gotten a little lonely. Shes fine with a harem, but to have me cut short my conversation with her, not to mention completely stop looking at her, it likely made her sad.

If its just sitting on my lap, thats not a problem. Ive let her sit on my lap before while I washed her hair, too.

-But its impossible right now. Absolutely impossible.

Im currently in the bath with Eris, Ruruka, and the saint. The saint has taken a little distance, and the water is cloudy, so I cant see any of her important parts.

But Eris is stealthily brushing my hand with hers beneath the cloudy water, and as for Ruruka, shes close enough that our shoulders could touch.

Whats going to happen when a healthy young man gets thrown into such a situation? That goes without saying. Since the water is cloudy, nobody has noticed. Not even Yuel.

But if she sits on my lap, without a doubt shell find out from the sensation.

Both of us are only covering our fronts with a towel. I mean, just having a towel in front isnt going to hide it. And its not like shes wearing panties, nor does she have pants on. Were in a state of extremely low defensive power.

Whats going to happen when Yuel lowers her waist onto my lap in its current state? Imagining it, thats all the more reason not to let her sit there.

Pardon me, Master.

Perhaps taking my silence as a positive response, Yuel slowly tries to lower her waist down onto me. No good. Shes on the wrong course. An accident will occur.

Yuel!

When I call her name, Yuels movement stops for a moment. But I dont know what to follow it up with.

Well

Thus far, Ive always listened to Yuels requests on the level of I wish to sit on your lap. Ive never declined her modest wishes, and after she sat down Id repeatedly pet her head. Yuel must be thinking hell let me sit there.

So in order to stop that, I need to give her some sort of valid reason. If I dont, she might misunderstand that Ive come to hate her, and feel hurt. But what, what should I say?

?

As Im at a loss for what to say next, Yuel tilts her head and begins to lower her waist again to sit down. Thus far, I havent denied one of her requests. Silence is permission; perhaps she decided that.

Yuels tiny tooshie dips into the cloudy water. This is bad. Theres no more time. Only a few dozen centimeters left.

At this rate, if Yuels body traces an accurate trajectory in accordance with the laws of physics, then its point of impact will without a doubt be!

But I cant come up with a diplomatic reason to get Yuel to stop. And since I took too much time deliberating, I may not even make it in time to stop her body by physically catching it. Its no good, I worried too much about my dignity.

The scene of Yuel submerging her body into the basin plays out in slow motion.

Once Yuels body finishes sinking deep into the bathwater, its the end for me. As a human being, as an adult, itll all be over.

-She might foster some doubts, but all I can do is stop her with physical strength.

I may not make it in time, but I have to try somehow. I quickly move both of my hands to support Yuels hips.

-However, Eris hand on top of mine obstructs it a bit.

I hesitate for the slightest moment over whether or not I should shake off her hand. However, its a fatal delay. One which could spell the difference between life and death.

My hand wont make it in time! Yuels body is sinking into the cloudy water!

Its hopeless now.

I know I was just thinking that all that god stuff smelled suspicious and that I dont believe any of it, but at times like these, everyone prays to god. Somebody, anybody, help me. In my last few moments, I sincerely pray to god.

-And, my prayer is answered.

Its the succubuuus! The succubus has coooome!

A knights rough bellow resounds throughout the mansion. Yuels body immediately freezes just a short distance away from mine. From the bottom of my heart, I thank the evil god!