Chapter 30: feces and piss

  Chapter 30 Feeding Big with Feces and Piss

   "I agreed to help and don't need anything. I'm so sorry." Wang Cuihua said to the Zhang family very sincerely.

  If it wasn't for the blue veins in her hand holding the goose egg, Suizi would have believed it.

  Grandma is very afraid that people will take the eggs back, right?

  Wang Cuihua pointed to the wall and muttered a few more words.

  The Zhang family couple nodded again and again.

  When Li Youcai saw this scene, his heart skipped a beat.

  The fourth aunt will not instigate the Zhang family to play tricks on her, right?

  Suizi twitched the corners of his mouth when he saw Li Youcai's guilty face.

  The mother-in-law was just asking the Zhang family how much it cost to build the wall, but Li Youcai definitely didn't think so.

  He has done something bad himself, and everyone has a guilty conscience.

  Suizi took advantage of the fact that everyone was not paying attention, and lowered her voice to say a few words to the male master of the Zhang family.

   "What you said is true?" The master of the Zhang family was a little surprised.

  Suiko made a boo gesture and lowered her voice:

   "My mother-in-law can't tell you directly. They are all from the village. She can't deal with anyone. Let me send you a message. You should carefully check the walls of your house tonight, and don't let the villain move."

   When Li Youcai entered the house, his paralyzed father was cursing.

   "Look at the embarrassment of the old Zhang's family! Didn't they just pour two buckets of urine into the bottom of the wall of his house, as for the stingy building of brick walls? I think they are deliberately destroying the Feng Shui of our house, setting up a wall to poke there, showing off his family's wealth?"

  Father Li has been soft all his life, and he is soft everywhere, but his heart of hating others and laughing at others is particularly hard.

  Li Youcai flirted with Zhang’s daughter-in-law, and her husband found out, and spit in Li’s courtyard. Li Youcai didn’t dare touch her, and carried a urinal to the base of the wall in the middle of the night.

  The Zhang family simply built a brick wall, out of sight and out of mind, and felt awkward to the outside world, so they said the fence fell down.

  Li Youcai heard his father say that Feng Shui was broken, and the picture of Wang Cuihua and Zhang's family whispering again appeared in his mind, and he became more and more convinced that there must be something in the wall.

  The sayings in the village are very particular.

  Buying scissors in the back of someone’s house, burying a gossip mirror in the wall, and hanging a mirror facing the door of the neighbor’s house are all means to hope that the other party’s life will be more miserable.

  Li Youcai believes in this very much.

  Father Li scolded the Zhang family and noticed that his son's face was swollen like a pig's head.

   "Da Cai, what's wrong with your face?"

   "Let the old Yujiajie beat you." Li Youcai gritted his teeth with hatred.

   In his previous life, in order to avenge Suizi, Yu Jingting peeled off the skin on his arm, just because he tattooed the portrait of Suizi on his arm.

  Li Youcai will never forget, Yu Jingting sneered and said he was unworthy while fighting.

  He is not worthy of tassels, but Yu Jingting is?

  How can such a narrow-minded and cruel man live with the beautiful Suizi?

   "What are you doing to provoke him? His family's ancestors were bearded, stay away from him." When Li's father thought of Yu Jingting's rough man father, a chill came down his back.

  When Li’s father saw Wang Cuihua’s beauty when he was young, he ran up to her and hooked up with her. Yu Jingting’s father was tied to a tree and beaten in front of the whole village, losing face in his crotch.

   "When God is going to destroy a person, it is destined to make him crazy first!" Li Youcai clenched his fists.

  As long as Suizi recognizes Yu Tiegen's brutal true face, the beating will be worth it!

   "Sooner or later, we will also build a brick wall!" Father Li looked at the new wall through the glass and scolded sourly.

   "Not only brick walls, big tile houses, buildings in the city, even villas, there will be!" Li Youcai secretly swears in his heart.

  As long as she catches Suizi, she will make money so much, why not worry about getting rich?

   Touching Yu Jingting's swollen face, Li Youcai sneered.

  The crazier Yu Jingting is, the more Suizi is afraid of him, maybe Suizi is trembling right now!

  Suizi walked home with Wang Cuihua and Yu Jingting, covering her mouth with her small hands.

   "Laugh if you want to, why cover it up?"

   "I thought of a koala."

  Back home, Suizi dug out Jiaojiao's textbook with pictures of koalas on it.

  The shape is really similar, Yu Jingting is not happy about it.

   "Is he as cute as a koala?"

   "Koalas grow up eating shit, and they are really raised by their mothers with **** and urine."

   Yu Jingting was happy.

   "That's quite vivid, haha."

   While Suizi was having fun, she was also thinking about a question.

  Who is spreading the negative news about Li Youcai?

   Certainly not Yu Jingting.

   He was so wronged to ask him to put on a sack. He couldn't do such a thing of saying bad things behind his back.

  Besides myself, who else hates Li Youcai so much?

   "Go and find out something." Suizi whispered in Jingting's ear, and Yu Jingting raised his eyebrows.

   "Caring about him? What's the point of asking who said bad things about him?" Gudu Gudu was making sour bubbles.

   "Haven't heard that sentence? An enemy's enemy is a friend? You have to see who hates him so much."

  Yu Jingting dismissed this.

   "He's the kind of man who can't control his waistband, he can't control it when he sees a woman, his addiction is so scary, he has offended so many people, and he can't even find out—why are you looking at me?!"

  Why is this little girl looking at his waistband? !

   "The addiction is big. Huh."

  Yu Jingting became angry from embarrassment.

   "Can it be the same? What's wrong with my addiction to my wife? It's legal and has a certificate! What the **** is he!"

  Wang Cuihua came in and wanted to ask her daughter-in-law what she would like to have for dinner, but she heard the phrase "addiction" when she heard nothing else.

   "Oh, I have a big head! How many times have I told you not to mess around in the first two months! Are you a big ghost? Suizi, come to my room at night!"

   "Poof!"

   "What are you talking about!" Yu Jingting was so aggrieved that he couldn't get too close to Li Youcai, or he would become unlucky!

  With a fire that must be unlucky for Li Youcai, Yu Jingting went to the entrance of the village, asked someone for a cigarette, and asked his wife what he wanted to know while blowing the cowhide.

  Under the big tree at the entrance of the village, all the gangsters headed by Yu Jingting gathered. They idled around all day, contracted 80% of the bad things in the Wangjiaweizi area, but they were well informed.

  In just one cigarette, Yu Jingting understood what he wanted to inquire about.

  The rumors about Li Youcai were not spread by others, it was Liu Lamei, and there were some people in this bunch of street thugs who flirted with Liu Lamei, so they happened to know the inside story.

  Tell Suizi the news, Suizi couldn't close her mouth from ear to ear.

   "Dog bite dog?!"

   "Liu Lamei wants to ruin his reputation, so that no one else dares to marry his daughter, so she can get a big deal."

   "Sounds familiar?" Suizi remembered.

   Isn't this the trick Li Youcai used against him? Liu Lamei was moved over intact.

   "Let them bite each other, and you stay away to watch the fun and it's over."

   Suozi couldn't help but look forward to it.

  Liu Lamei and Li Youcai are quite a match. If these two people can make a pair, they will also contribute to society. If two disgusting people get together, they will avoid harming others.

   Another day, Suizi ate a wave of big melons before waiting for the follow-up of Liu Lamei's battle with Li Youcai.

   "Li Youcai was **** and taken to the village chief's house." Wang Cuihua was holding a big basket full of fried melon seeds.

  The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law sat cross-legged on the kang, eating melon seeds and gossip, enjoying themselves.

Irresponsible popular science theater: I sincerely apologize to koalas. I shouldn’t have used such a disgusting Li Youcai as a comparison with koalas, which caused koalas to be criticized for their reputation. What’s more, the little koalas don’t eat feces. The composition of the semi-liquid complementary food that comes out of mother's **** is different from that of feces. For the sake of my inspirational science popularization, the monthly ticket, the recommendation ticket, and the message

  

  

  (end of this chapter)