Chapter 75： The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked (ask for the first order)

  Chapter 75 The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked (seeking the first order)

  At the gate of the courtyard stood a little old lady, hunched over, leaning on a cane in her hand, followed by two young people.

   This is Yu Jingting's grandmother, and the two young people behind her are the two sons of Yu Jingting's second uncle's family, one is Yu Tiefu and the other is Yu Tiegui.

  The two brothers are tall and big, with unshaven beards and fleshy faces.

  Suizi looked at these two brothers, and then at Yu Jingting. The difference in appearance was as big as a moat.

  Yu Jingting and Jiao Jiao look after their mother-in-law. Genes are too important. Marrying a good-looking daughter-in-law will give birth to high-quality babies.

   "Call me Yu Tiegen and his bereaved daughter-in-law!" The old lady entered the door swaggeringly, with a high posture.

   "His grandma is right. My family has a rare Wangfu Yizi Xiaofuxing. We have never seen the funeral star. Have you seen it?" Wang Cuihua asked the Yu Jingting brothers and sisters with a fake smile.

  Jiao Jiao frantically shook her head, Yu Jingting scoffed, making it clear that she was too lazy to answer.

  Seeing Suizi standing beside Yu Jingting, the old lady's triangular eyes swept away, and a fierce light suddenly appeared.

  Suizi doesn't remember that she sinned against this old lady, why does it seem to be aimed at herself?

   "If you are pregnant with a child and don't work hard at home, and go to school to be a teacher, I think you are like a toad turning somersaults, showing your white eyes!"

  The old lady scolded as soon as she opened her mouth, causing Suizi to have question marks.

   Is this old lady mentally ill or rabies? Come up and bite?

  Yu Jingting and Wang Cuihua spoke at the same time.

   "Fuck, what are you talking about?"

   "The skinned toad." Yu Jingting put his hands on Suizi's shoulders and looked at the ceiling.

   "What do you mean?" Suizi and Jiaojiao asked at the same time.

  Old lady Yu likes to swear in all her life, and she has met her opponent today. She has never heard this sentence from Yu Jingting before, so she stretched her neck and waited to hear it.

   "It's annoying to live, but scary to die."

  The old lady Yu Haohang spurted out a mouthful of blood, and pointed at Yu Jingting with a rough bark-like finger.

   "You, you, you one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, forget (king) bastard! You are a little bastard!"

   "I, I, I am your son's seed! I am a bastard, what are you!" Yu Jingting imitated the tone of the old lady.

   He was obviously a little more respectful when he kissed his own milk - he would say it with a smile when he said something wicked, without the usual aggressive attitude, absolutely "respecting the old and loving the young".

  Tiaozi bowed her head to cover up the corners of her mouth that were becoming more and more upturned.

  Take it easy, don’t laugh, even though it’s really funny

   "Yu Tiegen! Why are you talking to grandma? Do you still have any filial piety?" Yu Tiefu stood up and lectured.

  Yu Jingting's sharp eyes glanced at the two brothers, and an annoying arc appeared on his lips, and he said generously:

   "These two look familiar?"

  Slapping his forehead with his hands, he said seriously:

"I have been pregnant for three years. After my daughter-in-law became pregnant, my memory is getting worse and worse. Isn't this my two cousins ​​who don't come to the door for nothing, but come to the door to ask for things? Suizi, come, let me introduce you Down."

   Pulled the tassel who was twitching crazily at the corner of his mouth and couldn't hold back his laughter, and said solemnly:

"The two in front of you are Yu Tiefu and Yu Tiegui, Sha Li and Toad, a pair of lumps. We have seen each other when we got married. The one sitting at the table in front of us even stole the cigarettes from his natal guests. They, the lack of two sauce bones in the dish might have been stolen from them too!"

   "Nonsense! We just took the cigarettes, what bones—ah!" Before Yu Tiegui finished speaking, his brother punched his stomach.

   "Pfft." Suizi finally burst out laughing, she couldn't hold back after practicing.

  This street slipper, what a loss!

  Yu Tiefugui's brothers blushed and their necks were thick, and even the old lady was very angry.

"You didn't come here to cultivate a relationship with us, did you? What's the purpose? I can't help you if you're short of food or rice, but your family doesn't have enough manure, so just talk. I'll get you something warm. Let's fight the autumn wind. I'm used to it." When Yu Jingting opened his mouth, he was like a king again.

   "What kind of autumn wind! Grandma just came to see you." Yu Tiefu felt a little guilty.

   "Oh, just look at us, don't want things, don't plan to ask for money?" Yu Jingting looked around with sharp eyes, and said these three people into silence.

   Suizi babbled at the side, shouldn't she and her mother-in-law do this kind of house fight?

  Yu Jingting rolled up his sleeves and **** her uselessly.

  Suizi had to admit that ever since she found Yu Jingting pleasing to the eye, she wore a filter for everything he did.

  He felt that this was the call of the heart, this is the dedication of love, this is the spring breeze in the world, and this is the source of life

   "We came here to ask for an explanation! Your daughter-in-law scared the daughter of Tie Fu's family." Yu Tiegui said.

   "Huh?" Suizi asked with a question mark on her head, she was at home except for school these days, where did she go to scare the children?

   "Hey, my daughter-in-law is as good as a little rabbit. I didn't say that you scared her because of your ugly mouth and smelly mouth. Are you going to beat her up?"

   "Well, can I ask, do I know Tie Fu's daughter?" Sui Zi interjected weakly.

  Although it feels okay to be protected by a man, she is really curious, how did she offend him? Does she still have the ability to be scary?

   "If you stay here, the narcissus will not bloom and pretend to be garlic! It's been a month since you married, and you don't even know the name of your uncle's child?" Granny Yu poked the ground with her walking stick, trying to occupy the moral high ground.

   "My big goose lays two eggs, grandma, do you know which one lays first? Can you tell the difference between male and female?" Yu Jingting stood up for his wife again.

   "I know why? Besides, eggs are divided into male and female?"

   Yu Jingting spread his hands.

   "Isn't that enough? Why does my wife know that it's useless?"

  Granny Yu's hand holding the walking stick has blue veins, and the two behind her also look like they want to fight.

   Talking to Yu Jingting, my mental quality is a little bit weak, and I can't stand it for five minutes. Every sentence is poked at his lungs.

  If he couldn't beat him, he would have done it long ago.

   "The daughter of Tie Fu's family is in the fifth grade. She said that since your daughter-in-law took over as a substitute teacher, she has been bullied by your daughter-in-law every now and then. She goes to class six days a week, and your daughter-in-law punishes her to stand for five and a half days. What are you doing?"

  Yu Granny’s words gave Suizi a flash of inspiration—

   "Yu Caifeng?! Doesn't do homework, doesn't bring textbooks, doesn't change after repeated persuasion, eats melon seeds, steals things in class, and holds hands with boys?!"

  The last string points out the reason why the child was punished.

  Suizi now has three grades and more than 100 children. She has never seen such a thick-skinned little girl.

  How many times have I educated her with earnest and thoughtful words, but she doesn't get in, and she doesn't understand human language.

  After ruling out that the child’s IQ is not a problem, Suizi is very curious about what kind of parents can raise such a child. She also wants to talk to her parents at school—

  I saw my parents today, and Suizi understood that like a father, like a daughter!

  Her father steals cigarettes and big bones at the wedding banquet, and her daughter steals pencils, erasers, and pencil sharpeners at school!

   It was put on the shelves quietly, um, are you surprised or not?

  

  

  (end of this chapter)