Chapter 554 Jumping wild di
The "torch" was moved from Suizi's hand to Yu Jingting's.
Suizi got on the bike first, and then shouted:
"let's go!"
"Hey, it would be great if you said this in another place."
Yu Jingting privately thought that saying this sentence when the lights were turned off would double the effect.
"You can shout at me, upme~~~"
"...Your stomach hurts, maybe it's damaged?" Suizi admired him, even after this, he can still talk cheap.
Physically disabled and determined.
Yu Jingting took two steps and jumped into the back seat.
Others sit sideways on their bicycles, but this guy swayed, split his legs, and rode directly on the seat.
Suizi overestimated her level, she can still take a small girl like Zhang Yuee, but Yu Jingting is a tall and macho at 186.
As soon as he came up, Suizi screamed, and the car was about to reverse.
Yu Jingting and his long legs stretched out to stabilize.
"Forget it, let's push the cart and walk back." Suizi gave up.
"Don't, you ride yours, I take mine, look, does it look like a crab?"
Yu Jingting moved his long legs and began to read nursery rhymes.
"A crab has eight claws, the two ends are as big as pointed, eyes squeezed, neck retracted, crawling, crawling, crossing mountains and rivers~"
Suizi was amused by him, and he made a mistake, so she also played with him.
There is a downhill ahead, and the couple's "crab car" is about to be a safety hazard. Suizi was afraid of falling and asked Yu Jingting to stop, but it was too late.
The car accelerated suddenly, and Yu Jingting yelled Yo Ha~ Sui Zi screamed and crashed down.
Shen Liangyin walked with difficulty.
She felt a little tired. A woman was very tired when she was angry. Suizi made her so angry that she was half dead in the morning. Now she went home by herself, feeling somewhat disappointed.
Her mother was busy fighting with her father's mistress during this time, and her father was hooking up with several female colleagues in the unit, and the husband and wife ignored her.
After being discharged from the hospital, there was no one to accompany me, so I was very lonely.
I just saw Suizi and his wife eating skewers again, and this uncomfortable feeling doubled again.
Shen Liangyin raised her head and looked at the big **** in front of her. From her point of view, the **** was quite high, with the red sunset hanging on it, shining down, making it even more lonely.
I don't know if it was an illusion, but she seemed to hear Chen Hansui's annoying laughter.
Shen Liangyin was thinking, suddenly, a bicycle rushed out in the setting sun, it was Chen Hansui!
From this angle, doesn’t the tassel just rush out of the setting sun? !
Shen Liangyin was terrified by this scene.
He didn't even hear Suozi's cry.
"Get out of the way! Hurry up and get out of the way!" Suiko shouted vigorously.
When the bicycle goes downhill, the speed is so fast that the brakes can't even stop it.
There is also a **** who is jumping on the back of the car seat, not only does not control the speed of the car, but also gets on it.
Suizi was so busy with Jing that she didn't have time to think about Yu Jingting's damaged goods, the car brushed past Shen Liangyin, Shen Liangyin was so frightened that his legs went limp, and he sat on the ground with a bang.
The wind brought Yu Jingting's voice:
"You~sit~shit~ fucked~"
When Shen Liangyin figured out this sentence, it was already half a minute later, and Suizi's bicycle had already gone away.
Shen Liangyin jumped up like an electric shock, endured the nausea, and tremblingly looked at the place where she had been sitting.
A piece of white snow, nothing.
By the time she realized that she had been tricked by Yu Jingting, it was already too late.
"Hahahaha!" Yu Jingting waved the meat skewer torch and laughed loudly, thinking that this **** was too exciting and extremely fun.
Suizi was so angry, she was so angry that she could drive Yu Jingting, and her driving skills were out of anger.
"Hey! Where are you riding?" Yu Jingting looked at the wrong route.
Suizi ran to a tree by the side of the road and bumped into it, still muttering:
"I want to die with you, a bad species!"
In the end, of course, it was impossible to hit it. At the critical moment, she pressed the brake, and he also supported it with his legs.
The front of the car barely stopped in front of the tree.
Suizi jumped out of the car, her cheeks puffed up.
"Hey, are you angry?" Yu Jingting reached out to poke her cheek.
"How dangerous were you just now?!"
When Suizi thought of her coming down the slope, he jumped on the back of the car seat, and kicked him in the stomach in a fit of anger.
"Didn't I tease you? How interesting, this is different from the ice cart in our hometown?"
Yu Jingting is so bold, he doesn't feel how dangerous his behavior just now is, and even feels "unexpected joy" because he was so angry that he groaned.
"Didn't you see that Shen Liangyin was frightened, like a silly roe deer, hahaha."
He didn't know that Shen Liangyin was just down the slope, this was definitely a coincidence.
Maybe God opened his eyes.
Who made Shen Liangyin push the tassel during the day, Yu Jingting felt that this was all retribution.
"You are the biggest stupid roe deer! From now until I go home, I don't want to talk to you!"
Taiko's cheeks were bulging, Yu Jingting knew he was wrong, and his stomach just didn't hurt, so he was riding a bicycle with tassels.
Back home, Yu Jingting began to study how to reheat the cold meat skewers, and Suizi ran to complain to her mother-in-law.
Wang Cuihua stopped listening to the melon seeds, and tsk-tsk while listening.
"He is really not a good pie."
"It's impossible to let the tassel fall, Tie Gen knows it well—" Yu Shuisheng just wanted to say a few words for his son, but when he sensed the murderous aura emanating from his wife, he changed his words decisively.
"He has several farts, it's too shameful!"
Wang Cuihua went out to find Yu Jingting to settle accounts, and Suizihu followed her mother-in-law under the guise of Huwei.
The two arrived in the kitchen, and Wang Cuihua exclaimed:
"Hey, you scoundrel, can meat skewers be heated with a gas stove?!"
The gas stove at home is the most primitive and old-fashioned stove. It is a single one and needs to be ignited with matches.
Yu Jingting put a handful of meat skewers directly on the stove, and the abundant oil dripped down, not only on the stove, but also on the heart of Ms. Wang Cuihua, who is diligent and thrifty.
"Do you think I'm filial? I miss you when I go out to eat delicious food." Yu Jingting turned his head and showed a very filial smile to his old mother.
"Prodigal stuff! This oil has fallen into it, and the stove can still be used! Get up!"
Wang Cuihua rushed over, looking at the stove that had been brutally murdered by her son, she wanted to cry but had no tears.
"I've been disliked for doing good deeds, I'm really wronged." Yu Jingting wanted to leave with the meat skewers in his hand, but he was empty-handed after taking a step.
Wang Cuihua angrily grabbed the skewers and waved.
"You are dismissed!"
Stay in the string, throw the unfilial son into the trash can!
Suizi watched from the side with a smile. She will lose all anger and be in a happy mood.
Yu Jingting squinted his eyes.
"You heartless little bitch."
Suizi made a face at him, but when Wang Cuihua looked over, it turned into a gentle and virtuous face in a second.
Because Comrade Yu Tiegen destroyed the stove at home, Ms. Wang Cuihua punished him to clean the stove that night. All the stove heads were removed and dealt with one by one.
When he was working, Suizi sat next to him with a small bench and crushed pine nuts with a small clip.
The processed pine nuts were put in a fine porcelain white bowl by her, and it filled half of the bowl in a short while.
"It's as if your conscience is still alive, little girl. Come on, sir!" Yu Jingting opened his mouth, ah~
Tiaozi quickly grabbed a handful of pine nut husks and stuffed them in, then ran with the bowl as fast as she could.
(end of this chapter)