Chapter 699 Acting for real
When Yu Jingting heard that someone in front of him wanted to drink medicine, his first reaction was to laugh at his wife.
"Does anyone else have a hobby with you?"
"Don't make trouble, it seems that you really want to drink medicine." Suizi pushed him, something must have happened.
Turning his head, sure enough, there were few people on the seat.
Suizi stood up and stretched her neck to take a look. Sure enough, in the crowd watching the excitement in the front row, Luoluo, who had two buns on her hair, dragged her younger brother to squat in the front row, knocking on the melon seeds without blinking her eyes.
"... Bring the child back quickly." Suizi pushed Yu Jingting.
"This old man is like a dog. His sons won't come back after his birthday. If something happens, we need to take care of him." Yu Jingting stood up slowly, making it clear that he only wanted to bring his daughter back. , I don't want to watch the excitement at all.
Father Chen is sixty-six this time, which can be regarded as a great birthday.
The two uncles of the Chen family said that the army was too busy to come back, so they only mailed the money back.
But Suizi called yesterday and heard from her aunt that they traveled to the seaside. The children have never seen the sea since they were born, and they have to get close to nature.
I would rather travel than come back, which shows how annoying this old man is.
Chen Lijun didn't want to care if the two uncles didn't come back, so she took a stack of money and gave it to her father.
When Chen Lijun got married, Chen's father tried to find someone to give him laxatives. This incident became an irreparable gap between father and daughter.
If it wasn't for Fan Huang being the peacemaker, Chen Lijun wouldn't even want to attend.
Father Chen also wanted to take a gamble, to prove that without the help of others, he could manage the birthday party well with his own people, isn't it just a dinner party, what a big deal it can be.
As a result, something really happened.
Chen Lijun and Fan Huang's table was next to the stage. The opera troupe was originally invited to sing Peking Opera. Halfway through the singing, the old woman took out a medicine bottle from her arms and claimed that she would drink the medicine if she didn't give her an explanation.
At first everyone thought it was a stage effect, but after careful consideration, something was wrong.
How can the troupe drink medicine to cheer up the sixty-sixth birthday?
So the tables in front crowded around, and the old female student held a medicine bottle and cried so loudly.
"Chen Bin! You must give me an explanation today!"
"The name Chen Bin is a little familiar." Suizi said to Chen He.
“.That’s your grandpa.”
"Oh!" Suizi slapped his forehead, no wonder he was so familiar, tsk.
Sweeping her eyes around, she didn't see her pedantic grandfather. He probably ran away when he saw that something was going wrong.
Suizi turned her gaze to her mother's table, her face was pale, she didn't know whether it was from anger or fright.
Her mother, Chen Lijun, was full of anger. She stood up as if she wanted to stand out, but was held down by Fan Huang.
It is inappropriate for Chen Lijun to come forward on such an occasion. Although she is not a senior, but Fan Huang's status is there, that old female student is not worthy of Chen Lijun.
Fan Huang looked at Suizi's table.
Suizi silently gestured for 5, and mouthed "five hundred" silently.
First ask for the nanny's salary, who will make her poor.
Fan Huang signaled her to stop making trouble with his eyes, Suizi then stood up and walked to the stage in groups.
Relying on his height and strength, Yu Jingting sat with a child on each arm to ensure that the two children of his family have a VIP perspective and can watch the excitement more clearly.
Luoluo's expression is exactly the same as her father's, they are both standard gossip faces, and they look at them with gusto.
But Bobo just gnawed the chicken leg intently. Compared with the old lady crying hoarsely on the stage, he still liked this chicken leg, which was delicious and juicy.
"Why don't you go up and stop it, and lead the children to watch the fun?" Suizi asked.
"I'm going to go up early, what do you use to negotiate terms with our mother? Did you earn the nanny's salary?"
Suizi nodded, Yu Jingting put the two children down, the young couple exchanged a few words in a low voice, Suizi called a brother of Chen Jiaping's generation, and motioned him to go backstage and turn off the stereo.
What the old female students say can only be heard at the front tables.
The old female student on the stage was crying out of breath. From her words, we can know that she is the "confidante girl" of today's birthday star Chen Bin, and she made a fuss over Chen Bin's 66th birthday, which is obviously a conspiracy. It has been a long time.
Seeing that she was out of control, the rest of the troupe wanted to come up and pull her, but the old woman pushed her away, making it clear that she wanted to finish the matter.
Everyone in the audience is gossip-faced. Attending a birthday banquet with everyone, and hearing such a big news, they all feel that the gift money is too worthwhile.
After discussing the countermeasures, Suizi handed the fake pesticide bottle she brought to Yu Jingting. Yu Jingting held the bottle and played a handsome role, and jumped up on the table with one hand.
"Ah!" Seeing her father jumping on the platform, Luoluo seized the best view, pointed at her father and complained to her mother, and propped up the platform with her little hands as if wanting to follow suit, and dragged her younger brother to act together.
Suizi pressed the girl who was about to move, and stuffed a piece of pea yellow for her son.
After receiving the food, Bobo immediately calmed down and did not participate in her sister's actions. After eating the chicken legs and eating pea yellow, she focused on eating.
Suizi grabbed Luoluo who was about to move again, ignoring Xiaowa's protest.
"Don't distract Dad, it looks the same here." She hugged her daughter up, she didn't have Yu Jingting's arm strength to hold them both at once, but fortunately her son was not interested in watching the excitement, so he only needed to have something to eat.
The old female student was still yelling at the top of her lungs for Chen Bin to come out, but when she saw Yu Jingting jumping up, she took several steps back.
"Don't come here! I'll drink the medicine when I come here!"
"Drinking medicine? What kind of medicine did you drink, this one?" Yu Jingting held up the bottle of fake pesticide in the tassel and compared it.
"It just so happens that I have a bottle too! After all, I'm living a good life, and I'm a little tired of it. Hey, do you know how my life is going, buddy?"
".???" The old female student even forgot to shed tears, stared blankly at Yu Jingting on the stage for a while, held back for several seconds, and then said, "Are you crazy?"
Others are making a fuss about committing suicide, but what does it mean for him to jump out suddenly?
"Spirit is normal, everyone here, you know me, right? Let me introduce myself, my humble Yu Jingting, 25, just graduated from university, married for 5 years, and has a pair of lovely twins-daughter-in-law, show me!"
Suizi cooperatively asked the two children to wave their hands.
I didn't know what was going on at the scene, how could this be sung?
"Why can this kid have **** at any time?" Chen Lijun rubbed her temples, wondering what her son-in-law was doing.
"Go down! I still have nothing to say!" The old female student was interrupted by such a fuss.
It took a while before she remembered her plan.
"Don't worry if you have anything to say, come on, young and old, come and see! You have seen a lot of birthday celebrations, but who has seen the real thing? Today, your money is considered to be followed, buddy I will show you a real show , look, living people drink medicine!"
After finishing speaking, he raised the bottle and pointed it to his mouth, just a few mouthfuls.
"Li Jun, your son-in-law—???" Chen's mother couldn't care less about making trouble, and was shocked by Yu Jingting's coquettish operation.
So did the other guests.
Chen Lijun waved her hand feebly. "He and Suizi are a pair of two hundred and five."
"Not necessarily, I think the son-in-law is as wise as a fool." Fan Huang looked at it with gusto.
The moment Yu Jingting drank the medicine, the situation on stage reversed.
(end of this chapter)