Chapter 835： what a fart

Chapter 835 What a fart

"Daughter-in-law, don't worry, no one will hear you if you shout out your throat tonight."

“.”

Suizi stood in front of the room speechless, looking at Yu Jingting who was a little shaky when he walked.

Drink like this, still thinking about that?

Yu Jingting was really happy today, and had a few drinks with his brothers.

It was mainly the brothers who envied and hated Jing Ting for having a good daughter-in-law, and decided to get him drunk.

Yu Jingting, who was a strong man in his life, just drank with each other, and both sides suffered from it.

Walking almost in a circle, the tongue is a big circle, just here, still holding tassels, mouth full of running the train.

Suozi rolled her eyes and took the key from him.

The door has been open for almost five minutes, and it hasn't been opened yet.

It takes so much effort to open a lock, and I'm still full of "ambition"!

Of course, you can never talk back to a man who drinks too much and brags, so Suizi supported him with one hand, and agreed with him.

"Yes yes yes, you are right!"

I really can’t let this guy drink so much in the future, Suizi thought to himself, supporting him with one hand, while opening the door with difficulty with the other.

This hotel was carefully selected by Yu Jingting. Suizi originally wanted to live in his unit's dormitory.

But Yu Jingting looked serious and said that the dormitory was made of iron beds, which was not suitable for her to live in.

Suizi thought he loved her dearly, and was afraid of back pain while sleeping on the iron frame bed.

As a result, the guy revealed his true nature in three sentences, saying that the iron frame bed did not explain, and the two of them fell apart after shaking a few times.

So we carefully selected and found a relatively large-scale hotel in the local area.

"This sound insulation is good, daughter-in-law, praise me!" Yu Jingting immediately shook off the tassel as soon as he entered the room.

That is, the legs are no longer circled, and the eyes are green and bright.

Suizi's heart is broken, did this guy drink too much?

I saw the man in front of me smiling maliciously with his hands on his hips.

"I observed that there are many foreigners in this place."

"so?"

"So, the sound insulation must be very good! You man, I have traveled all over the years, and I have seen and seen it!" Yu Jingting proudly concluded.

Suozi feels powerless, man, hehe!

In order to prove his conclusion, Yu Jingting yelled with his hands on his hips: "Is there anyone next door?"

“.”

It was very quiet, Yu Jingting was extremely satisfied, look, what did he say, the place you choose must be reliable!

"Let's go daughter-in-law, in order to celebrate the sound insulation of this room is so good, let's take a bath~"

Across a wall, Que Wuyu who came out with instant noodles looked puzzled.

Just now, did he hear some strange sound?

It seems that someone is shouting, is there anyone?

He listened again with his ears pricked up, but nothing happened.

Que Wuyu shook his head.

Probably heard it wrong. After he saw Yu Jingting and his wife from the food stall, he felt a little dazed and absent-minded.

Lost the mood to taste local delicacies, and went back to the hotel to eat instant noodles alone.

All misfortunes probably started with the phrase "Is there anyone next door?"

Que Wuyu had just soaked the noodles when he heard a strange sound from next door.

One sound after another.

Que Wuyu's face turned red and then turned pale, and he raised his hand to knock on the wall to remind the neighbors to pay attention.

"Yu Tiegen! You bastard!"

This sound made Que Wuyu's hand stop in the air, and his nails instantly dug into his flesh.

is her? !

"I can't take it lightly! I want to die!"

Yu Jingting's low-pitched voice came through the wall, and Que Wuyu felt several thunderbolts crashing down from the top of his head at the same time, making him burnt on the outside and tender on the inside.

How bad is he? !

When eating, I just didn’t want to see them getting tired of being together, so I hid in the hotel and ate instant noodles.

As a result, I lived next door to these two people!

Also let him listen to the live broadcast!

Que Wuyu was trembling with anger, but the man next door who drank too much and tried his best to play alcohol crazy, was still speechless at the moment.

That sentence simply opened the door to Que Wuyu's new world.

As for Yu Jingting, he looks like a dog on weekdays, and it is said that he is still a top student who graduated from Tsinghua University. As a result, after closing the door, that guy's mouth is full of obscenities, and his small mouth looks like he has been wiped with selenium.

Que Wuyu is even harder to imagine that a woman as gentle and quiet as Suizi can bear such a vulgar man?

The occasionally suppressed voice next door told him cruelly that she not only accepted it, but seemed to like it very much.

Que Wuyu was so angry that he stopped eating instant noodles and buried his head in the pillow, trying to silence himself with the pillow.

"Don't worry, the sound insulation is very good, you can't hear anything~" Yu Jingting's flat voice came again, Que Wuyu couldn't bear it anymore, sat up and sank into his dantian.

shouted loudly with a volume he had never experienced in his life:

"The sound insulation is so good!!"

After shouting this voice, the world is quiet.

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Suizi was so ashamed and indignant that she waved her fist and smashed it hard at Jingting.

Good sound insulation!

No one listens!

Shout hard!

! !

Yu Jingting didn't feel pain when he was beaten by his wife's fists and legs, but he was very angry.

Because of that ignorant guy next door, he was made to perform abnormally, which is unbearable.

Standing up and kicking against the wall, the tassel that was about to smoke covered his mouth, but calm down, she really can't afford to be ashamed!

The only fortunate thing is that this is a foreign city or a hotel, and no one recognizes her after going out, so she is not ashamed enough that Jia Suizi decides that she will get up and check out before dawn tomorrow!

Taking advantage of no one, covered his face with a silk scarf, and trotted out!

This dark history, she must forget!

Yu Jingting was stopped by his daughter-in-law, but he failed to scold him.

But sitting on the bed and looking at his watch, he felt that he was more than half awake from the wine.

"It's too embarrassing for only half an hour, no, daughter-in-law, let's do it again! I must let the neighbor next door see my true strength!"

Suizi's eyes were wide open, she couldn't bear it anymore, and kicked him hard, but she should show some face and be more considerate!

Is this the time to show your desire to win?

Although Yu Jingting was very dissatisfied, his wife refused to cooperate and even threatened to kick him out, so he could only curse and silence, and went to take a bath again with his wife in his arms.

He fell asleep happily, but Que Wuyu next door suffered from insomnia.

When he closed his eyes, Suizi's smiles and frowns filled his mind.

And the voice I just heard.

The image of the two hugging each other couldn't help appearing in her mind, if it wasn't Yu Jingting who accompanied her just now, but him—

Que Wuyu was shocked, what was he thinking? !

But her mind seemed to be under a spell, repeating a sentence over and over again, if it was him who was with her

Suizi woke up early, but Yu Jingting was still asleep. He drank a little too much wine, so he slept deeper than usual.

Suizi wanted to check the time with the watch, but as soon as she sat up, she felt something was wrong.

There was a strange smell in the nose, and the eyes seemed to be covered by something, and they couldn't see clearly.

Suizi subconsciously wanted to pull the desk lamp, but just as she pulled the cord of the desk lamp, she heard a loud noise.

(end of this chapter)