The auditor was stunned.
He is a dark star, and he was born with the pride of a strong man.
The current mood is similar to: I have taken the initiative to sign you with all my dignity, but you woman dare to defy me! in this delicate emotion.
The colleague next to him was still waiting to eat french fries. When he saw something was wrong, he quickly asked, "What's wrong?"
The auditor was silent for a while before saying, "He is a human."
"Humans!?" The colleague was so surprised that he almost bit his tongue: "This is really surprising, you must know that humans are almost useless except for those vegetables, and there is almost no innovation even if they are innovative. The proportion of human anchors on live broadcast websites is only 1%. ."
Now it is really rare that a human being has finally got this hard-won opportunity.
The colleague smiled and said, "I signed the contract and show me the photos."
The auditor turned the panel to him: "He did not choose to sign."
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There was a dead silence in the air.
The colleague came over like a hungry tiger, his eyes widened: "Is he crazy!? Not signing a contract?"
The auditor pursed his lips: "I'm very motivated, and I'm not satisfied with the distribution of income."
The colleague snorted and understood: "This spirit is not ordinary, as a human, do you still want to be on an equal footing with the Dark Stars?"
The auditor was a little confused.
Such a clever mind, he thinks is a good seedling, but the human spirit is too high, and it is not easy to control.
After thinking about it again and again, he replied to Jian Nan: "You have to think carefully. There is no better place than us. You are a human being, and it is even more rare to get such an opportunity. Don't ruin your future."
Jian Nan at the other end was making potato cakes, and when she saw some information, she clicked it, sneered, and simply ignored it.
It is true that he is quite short of money, and there is nothing to be arrogant, just a little uneasy.
The younger brother came over and said, "Brother, it smells so good."
Jian Luo felt that the potato cake was almost ready and shoveled out of the pot. The potato cake just out of the pot was golden in color, with a crispy film on the outside, but soft inside. The aroma of potatoes seemed to be integrated with the noodles. , it smells to provoke the taste buds.
Su Liang said next to him, "How did you come up with Luoluo? This cake is so fragrant."
Jian Luo smiled slightly: "Let's try it."
Both of them picked up the chopsticks and took a bite each. Although the potato cakes looked strange and even burnt in some places, this did not hinder the rich aroma and soft and glutinous taste!
The younger brother's eyes lit up, and he finished eating the potato cakes in a few seconds.
huh.
Eat too fast.
Jian Luo also gave him what was in her bowl: "Eat it."
The younger brother couldn't believe it. Although he wanted to eat, he didn't touch it: "Brother, eat it, I'm full."
Jian Luo waved his hand: "Brother is growing now and needs to drink nutrient solution, so I'll give you this."
The younger brother is a child after all, so he was easily fooled: "Really?"
Jian Luo burst into tears, with a smile on her face: "Really."
So the potato pancakes are finished.
There was still a little lunch break after the family ate, and Jian Luo lay on the cramped cot and continued to watch Food Network.
He has generally browsed the basics of this website. The anchors basically rely on making meat delicacies, and there are very few vegetables.
The posted fries now have a total of 160 million hits and 500 comments.
Jian Luo swiped down to read the comments:
"Why hasn't the anchor signed a contract yet, this annoying little goblin."
"Brush eight hundred times a day."
"It's been a day, why is the website efficiency so slow!"
Various feedbacks show that French fries not only conquered the human beings in the 21st century, but also conquered the stomachs of interstellar people.
If the response of the fries is not good, then Jian Luo may really have signed the terms of humiliating the country, but the question is, it seems that the response of the fries is not bad, so can he bet on it?
Just thinking about it, the platform's private message rang.
Jian Luodian opened a private message and found that it was not an auditor, but a message from a person named "Jiang Jiang": "Hello, I am the person in charge of Jinjiang Live Broadcasting Network, I have tasted the food you made, I am very interested, would you like to come to our website?"
In the end he left a contact.
Jian Luo hesitated to add him, almost only after adding him, the other party agreed, and was still very excited: "Hello, hello, are you Luoluo, I'm the person in charge of Jinjiang Live Broadcasting Network, you can call me Jiang Jiang, you may not have heard of me or our website, but don’t worry, we…”
Next, he forced a long time to introduce the website.
Jian Luo said, "Can you send me the link of the live broadcast network?"
Jiang Jiang hurriedly said, "Yes, yes!"
He sent a website, and Jian Luo clicked on the live broadcast network, but it took a long time to open it, and it was a piece of green, which can be said to be very harmonious.
The layout of the website is simple and clear at a glance, that is, there are few anchors, almost no.
Jiang Jiang waited for a while: "Do you have any questions?"
"Why are you so stuck?" Jian Luo asked with his soul, "Is it a problem with my internet speed?"
Jiang Jiang was suspiciously silent for a few seconds: "Isn't this the only time the website was established, and the server hasn't been upgraded yet."
Jian Luo expressed doubts, but this person had a good attitude, so he asked, "What about the benefits, do you have any benefits for signing newcomers?"
Jiang Jiang is excited: "Of course, if you are willing to sign with us, 3/7 points, you 7 us 3!"
Jane's eyes lit up.
He and Jiang Jiang confirmed some matters. Just in case, he did not sign a long-term contract, but signed a three-month contract. If the follow-up website is strong and he can make money, he will continue to sign.
Jiang Jiang agreed immediately.
To be honest, if it wasn't for the fact that this was a legitimate website, with such an earnest attitude, Jian Luo would have doubted whether this product was a scammer.
Jian Luo: "If that's the case, then I'll take the fries off their shelves."
He is a person who says what to do, and took the initiative to contact the auditor: "Hello, I'm sure I won't sign with you for the time being, please take my food off the shelf."
When the auditor saw Jian Luo's message box lit up, he thought he had finally figured it out, so he put a smile on his lips, thinking that Jian Luo was quite acquainted, but when he opened it, he was stunned when he saw this sentence: " Are you sure?"
Jian Luo: "OK."
"There is no place with more traffic than our website." The auditor reminded him: "And once it is on the shelves, we can only close the food, but we do not allow the food that has been on the shelves to be sold elsewhere."
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Overlord Clause?
Jian Luo was a little angry: "What do you mean, where can I sell my food is my freedom?"
The auditor explained: "Our website does have this rule, sorry for your cooperation."
Jian Luo went to check it out, and found that there really is this overlord clause. He was silent for a while, and then sent a message: "Then you will take the fries off the shelves and won't sell them, right?"
"You can rest assured that we are only recording and do not have the right to sell."
"Okay."
Jian Luo directly closed the dialog box.
At the same time, the fries under his account were removed from the shelves.
The Dark Star masses, who had been waiting so hard, were still waiting for the contract to be put on the shelves, but suddenly the page was refreshed, no...?
Everyone was a little dumbfounded:
"Am I dazzled?"
"Ah, ah, ah, I just ate a bite."
"If you said earlier that you were going to take it off the shelves, I'd change a few trumpets to try a few more bites."
Not only the netizens were mourning all over the place, but even the little assistant who had been guarding the military base was stunned. He refreshed the web page with uncertainty.
Secretary Jin happened to pass by: "what's the matter with you?"
The assistant said with grief and indignation: "That french fries are gone!"
Secretary Jin frowned and walked over quickly: "What's missing?"
The two of them refreshed the page, and they were all stupid, especially Secretary Jin, who was even more grieved and indignant: "How can this anchor be taken off the shelf like this! What should I do with the marshal, he is so difficult to serve, am I..."
"Isn't it what?"
A lazy, half-pressing voice came from behind.
Secretary Jin was stunned, she turned slowly, and she saw the man standing at the door, Lu Shifeng's tall and straight body as straight as a pine, leaning against the wall, his dark green military uniform wrapped in a thin and full of strength Explosive waist, handsome and three-dimensional facial features, at this moment a pair of eyes are slightly narrowed, and there is murder in the smile.
"Yuan, Marshal." A layer of cold sweat broke out from Secretary Jin's back, and he activated his proud IQ as a Dark Star: "I just meant that you are in a hurry, so I didn't serve you well, am I too incompetent? already."
Lu Shifeng raised his eyebrows: "Oh?"
Secretary Kim sneered.
"Is that what she meant?" Lu Shifeng slowly looked at the assistant again.
Being stared at by a man feels like being stared at by an extremely vicious beast, and you may die in the next second.
The little assistant was stiff and trembling: "Yes, that's what it means."
Slowly.
A smile appeared on Lu Shifeng's mouth.
It was a smile that the hunter showed when he was playing with extremely small prey: "I came here to say that from today onwards, I don't need to give me food, just give me nutrient solution."
Secretary Jin froze.
"But since you are so loyal, this commander doesn't save you the chance to show yourselves." Lu Shifeng lifted his eyelids to look at her: "I'm sure Secretary Jin will not disappoint me, eh?"
"…"
No no no concubine can't do it!
Secretary Jin wanted to cry without tears, but she knew even more that if she didn't cherish this opportunity, with the character of Marshal's eagerness to report, it might be even worse!
So Secretary Jin had to bite the bullet and respond: "Don't worry, I will not disappoint you."
Lu Shifeng gave a light "um", turned and left.
As soon as he left, the pressure in the entire space seemed to disappear, and the assistant and Secretary Jin breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.
The little deputy patted his chest: "It scared me to death, it really scared me to death, I thought I was going to die."
The oppression of the advanced species is really overwhelming.
Secretary Jin gave him a look: "If we can't get the food that will satisfy the marshal tomorrow, trust me, it's really going to die."
The little deputy's face turned white.
"Well, is it still too late to be discharged from the army now?" His IQ was obviously not online.
Secretary Jin sneered: "Don't say leaving the army, unless you can leave Quanxingxing, it's easy for Lu Shifeng who wants to die."
"…"
The little lieutenant was flabbergasted.
Secretary Jin thought for a while, looked at the page that was removed from the shelves, and said with a cruel heart: "Use a dead horse as a living horse doctor, and now there is only one way to take a risk!"