Chapter 292: New Sakaar
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"First, we need a new king." Tony said matter of factly.
And as soon as those words left his mouth everyone turned to look toward Peter for some odd reason.
"No, not happening." He instantly denied.
"What? You like this kind of stuff, don't you?" Tony whined as he didn't want to take on the responsibility, only rake in all of the rewards. "I mean, you practically run the Avengers. Why not become a king while you're at it?"
Peter looked at his friend as if he were mentally deficient.
(A/N: You can't say the R word anymore... God I miss that word.)
"Because I already have a million other responsibilities. As you said, I run the Avengers, and that's a full-time job. Not to mention my hero work, my girlfriend, my kid, and now I have a new group of space heroes to look after. I seriously don't have the time for this even if I do like the idea of becoming king of an entire planet." Peter ended his rant with an exasperated sigh.
"Spider-Man has a child?" Rhodes muttered in disbelief.
"Yes, and I would like to keep what little time I have to spend with her." Peter adds as Tony starts to lose hope in his plan.
"But... This planet is heaven..." Tony said as he looked out of the window toward the never-ending hills of resources in the distance. "It's a never-ending tech mine. We can't just let it go."
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The room went silent as everyone could feel how important this was to Tony. There are only a few things in this world that could truly move Iron Man's heart, and this planet seemed to be one of them.
"Well, as I see it, we have three options." Peter says after a moment of thought.
"?" Everyone turned to him, especially Tony who looked very eager to hear what his friend had to say.
"First, We could allow the people to vote on their next ruler and cultivate a good relationship with that person. Once there's some trust between us, we can trade for the junk you want." Peter says though Tony didn't seem that enthusiastic about it.
"I feel like that would take forever..." Tony complained as he wanted to start carting off his tech today.
"Second, we could pick someone from the Avengers to run the place under the Organizations banner, though we would be losing the exclusive rights to your precious hills of space trash." Peter offers another option.
"Hey, it's not trash." Tony counters as he thinks it over. "Would I still get first picks for the tech brought in?"
"..." Tony completely ignore his girlfriend as he stood by the window, eying the world below with a greedy spark in his eyes.
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Using the star chart in one of his many alien warships, Peter was able to compile a list of planets that could work for the Sakaaran migration.
Checking them personally one by one, Peter found one planet that fit the description of a habitable and not yet colonized world.
L-221, a green planet, similar to the earth, with a blue ocean covering a little over 80% of its globe, which is about 10% more than the earth, though that wasn't exactly a problem per se.
It was a bit smaller than the Earth as well, but Salkaar is only made up of one Capital City, so they shouldn't have any problems with space for a long time.
"This should do..." Peter muttered as he watched a few alien-looking animals run away, as they weren't used to seeing things like him. 'They better get used to it quickly because your about to see a lot more soon enough.'
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After testing the planet's air, soil, and water quality, among a slew of other crucial tests, Peter portal'd back to the Grandmasters Palace and found Tony standing at the edge of the broken window with a microphone in hand.
"People of Sakaar! We have slain the man who turned you all into slaves. The Grandmaster is dead!" Tony shouted onto the microphone, like a boxing match announcer.
Looking out of the window, Peter could see a sea of people packed below the palace, as if the pope was giving a speech at the Vatican.
"Not only have we killed your oppressor, but we've also found a way for everyone to escape this wasteland of a planet!" Tony says, immediately piquing the interest of the crowd.
Although they found this whole situation hard to believe, many Sakaarans have always wished to escape.
The lack of food, water, safety, and almost every other basic necessity has made living in Sakaar a living hell for the large majority of them.
"We give you all one week to peacefully pack your belongings and prepare to set off. A friend of mine has already found a much more habitable planet for everyone to migrate to." Tony explained as the crowd stood in disbelief.
Now things were starting to sound a bit too good to be true...
Seeing the looks of those in the crowd with his enhanced eyesight, Peter waved his hand and opened a giant portal in the sky.
Looking upward, everyone caught sight of a green and blue planet, filled with flora and fauna as well as all sorts of animals.
Looking back, Tony was surprised to find Peter standing there but gave him a thankful smirk for his assistance.
"See for yourselves. This is your new planet as well as our exit. Hurry home and pack your things! The New Sakaar is waiting for you!"
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