Chapter 317: Sparring

Chapter 317: Sparring

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Peter stood in the mirror dimension, his Spider-Sense tingling as he waited for the Hulk to make the first move.

Since he wanted to have a good spar, Peter wouldn't be using the reality stone, his Red Hulk powers, or any of his Mystic Arts, as that would end the fight rather quickly.

Though that wasn't the only reason.

He also needed to initiate a friendship between himself and the big green guy, and completely dominating him would most likely anger him more than anything else.

'I'll just beat his a*s normally...' Peter smirked under his mask, ready for a challenging fight.

After all, it's been a while since anyone could give him a challenge.

Thanos was a contender, but Peter tricked him with some poison before either side could go all out.

"Hulk Smash!" The Hulk yelled loudly and kicked off the ground, breaking Peter from his train of thought.

*Boom!*

The ground cracked and a crater was formed as the Hulk leaped forward in Peter's direction.

He watched the massive green figure charging at him, roaring loudly as he grew closer and closer.

Acting quickly, Peter dashed out of the way, leading the Hulk crashed into a nearby building, which swiftly crumble to the ground.

"Is that all you can do? Charge headfirst like an angry bull?" Peter asked as the building collapsed on top of his opponent.

"RAAAAA!!!" An ear-piercing scream filled the air as what was left of the building exploded, sending rubble flying everywhere.

Of course, the Hulk came stomping out of the explosion without a single mark on his body.

"Are you done attacking the poor innocent buildings? I thought this was supposed to be a fight between us?" Peter couldn't help but taunt his opponent.

It's what he does best after all.

"Shut up!" Hulk bellowed as he rushed forward and swung his fists like an angry child, hoping to land at least one hit.

"Woah... That was close... Try again... Oh, maybe next time... Put your back into it... Are you even trying?" Peter slipped in and out of every attack whilst doing his best to p*ss off his oversized opponent.

Which probably wasn't the best idea when fighting a Hulk.

After all, they tend to get more powerful when angered.

"Fight me, Puny Bug!" Hulk screamed in aggravation as Peter ducked under his green meaty fist.

"Okay, first of all, I'm an arachnid. And second..." Peter fired a web at the building behind his opponent. "...don't blink."

Yanking on the web in his hand, Peter shot upward and swing his leg forward, driving his knee into the Hulk's face.

"Argh!!" Hulk grunted in pain as he was launched backward and crashed into a nearby skyscraper.

*Boom*

Suddenly, the Hulk stopped moving and toppled over to the ground.

Standing on his opponent's back, Peter looked down and saw that he had knocked the Hulk out cold.

He quickly jumped off the Hulk's back, breathing heavily. He had won the fight without using any of his overpowered abilities.

Peter looked around the mirror dimension, making sure that nobody had come to investigate the destruction.

And thankfully, He found no one.

"That was a good fight, Big Guy." Peter patted the Hulk's unconscious body. "Let's get out of here."

Grabbing the Hulk by the arm, Peter waved his hand and opened a portal before dragging the green giant out of the mirror dimension.

...

Stepping out onto an abandoned island back on Earth, Peter laid the Hulk's body on the warm sand as the portal snapped shut behind them.

"Should I wake him up?" Peter wondered out loud.

Shrugging to himself, Peter waved his hand and controlled the seawater to splash Hulk in the face.

"Ugh?" Hulk groggily opened his eyes and was met with a beautiful ocean view.

"Morning, big guy." Peter says as he flops down next to the giant.

"?" Hulk looked between Peter and himself in confusion.

"If you're wondering why Banner hasn't taken control again, it's because I separated the two of you." Peter explains as the Hulk wasn't exactly paying attention earlier.

"Hulk free?" He asked in shock.

"Yup, It took me a while since our last meeting, but I got it done." Peter pats the giant on the shoulder. "How does it feel?"

"Hulk feels... happy..." Hulk smiled as he looked out over the open sea.

"Good, that's what I was hoping for." Peter smiles as well.

"..." Silence descended on the island, as Peter stayed quiet, allowing the Hulk to enjoy his shining moment of freedom.

"Hulk confused..." Hulk was the first to break the silence. "What do now?"

"It's funny that you'd ask that." Peter was waiting for this moment. "I actually have a job offer for you, my friend."

"Job? Friend?" Hulk asked in surprise.

"Yup, I beat you in a fight so that means we're friends now." Peter nods matter of factly.

"..." Hulk frowned in annoyance but nodded nonetheless.

He didn't like losing, but if someone could beat him, then they deserved to be his friend.

"As for the job..." Peter smirked under his mask. "How would you like to beat the cr*p out of some bad guys?"

Although he couldn't see it, Hulk managed to match Peter's smirk perfectly.

"Hulk likes smashing bad guys."

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